OT: Hokie inspired names

Im getting a dog in about two weeks and need a good name. Shes a yellow lab/collie mix and I was thinking "Lane" would be perfect. Any ideas are welcome and funny names are even better. Also, share your story here if you know of someone who named a kid or animal something after VT; or funny like Chalupa Batman.

Side note: I tagged ECU since theyre like the pet our parents got that we never wanted and wont go away

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You could shear her to look like a turkey and call her Gobbler and Clemson fans would blog with envy. On second thought, Lane is a nice name.

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. " Rocky B.

I knew a couple at school who met then eventually got engaged at football games. They named their first son Lane.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

CARTOONS PLURAL

^^^ THIS ^^^ 100% this

So I am swallowing my pride asking this, but could someone explain this joke to me? It predates my TKP days and since I've been on here, I cant figure out the joke to save my life...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Hol. Lee. Shit. I wish I could give you so many turkey legs. That was amazing.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

How about 'Key Play', 'Foster', or 'More Than the Number of Fans at UVA's Spring Game' (LOLUVA, for short)

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

More Than the Number of Fans at UVA's Spring Game would be an excellent Horse name for a Kentucky Derby competitor.

So would "Horse on a Treadmill"

Maybe we could get some crowdsource funding and buy a horse just to see this joke through

The Dude Abides

1. Fuller
2. Fuller
3. Fuller
4. Fuller
5. Foster (only if he has the proper disposition)

I named my fish Jeff Kingfish.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I can't believe I'm the first person to up vote this. Awesome name!

ty...pronounced "tie" for tyrod, were getting another dog in a few weeks and my wife agreed to that name. if it was going to be a girl we were going with taylor....can you guess my favorite hokie player

tyrod did it mikey! tyrod did it!

Buddy of mine used to call him Drive Shaft. Made me so mad...but also made me laugh.

We put the K in Kwality

Beamer, Foster, Wiles, Fuller, Boone, Tyrod, Coale, Boykin, Buzz, Michael, Randel, Drunk(enmiller), Cassel, Worsham, Torg and Andre all work.

Blitz

We put the K in Kwality

Two syllable names work better than one syllable names when calling the dog. Worsham would work, or considering the ascent our hoops program is beginning, Cassell. Foster is a failsafe. Depending on whether you like QBs better than TE's, you could go to Logan.

Call her "A Catch" (maybe just "Catch" for short) - it works on so many levels.

"Who stole my sandwich off the table?"
"It was A Catch."

"Who farted?"
"It was A Catch."

etc.

"Exit light..."

Well...it was!

"Thatโ€™s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

Alternate idea - get a second dog. Call one "Pride" and the other "Joy."

"Exit light..."

A buddy of mine named theirs "Tech"

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Poly(tech)
Blitz
Sandy(man)
Skipper
Cassell
T-Mobile

I was surprised I got this far down the list before seeing Skipper...seems like a no-brainer to me

I am the proud owner of a Skipper. Most days he is a wonderful companion. Some days, he is free to a good home.

Meet Cody.

Cody

After Grimm and not Journell, I assume.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

We should have kept our Cody on a leash as well

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

My wife and I were disscussing baby names when she got pregnat, i told her if its a boy his name is Lane end of disscussion. She was like after the stadium, yea ya damn right! We had a girl though but the next will Lane!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Stick (it in)!!!!, Whit, Buzz(saw), Wang, Chung

BroncsZoo

Corey's been good to me, our first sons name inspired by Corey Moore. I have gotten a lot of mileage out of it, Corey Bird, Corey Fulller, ....

Stop it with the Negative Waves!

I've already got one dog named Laney after Lane Stadium and the next dog will likely be Cassie for Cassell assuming it's another girl. Just find a player with a name or nickname you like and go with it. I've come across pets named Macho, Royal, Tyrod, Beamer, and Worsham among others.

1) Prosim
2) Gitafterya
3) Triumph
4) Square Root of One

My girfriends brothers cat is named Murder Panther 5000

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

This is officially my cats new name

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

This is Hokie...not the most original name...but still pretty awesome. Best part is my 3-yr old calls her "Hokie Boid"

Hokie Boid

We put the K in Kwality

My dog is named Logan after LT(E)3

You should get some of those puppy training pads and draw like a UVA logo on them - that way when the little pup pees, it pees in the rights spot.

This sounds like a marketable idea.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I bet in home accidents from Hokie pets would decrease 100 fold.

Dog, yes, name after VT. Babies? Don't do it. I've got an acquaintance who named his son Brady because he's a huge Pats fan. I chuckle every time I hear his name.

I didn't realize Brady Quinn played for them.

Our cat's name is Purrburger. Hokie names don't work too well for cats.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

My cat's name is Tassy - short for CAT-astrophe. We're going to get him a friend soon and name it Pocky - short for A-PAW-calypse.

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Brilliant. We're naming our next cat Bagel Bites (my husband's a weird guy).

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Such idea! How about "Bud"?

Such tackle. Very D-Line. Wow.

Very defense. Wow.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

My brother has a black & white cat named "Oreo"
but I call her "Double Stuf" 'cause she's fat.
HA

GO HOKIES!

GO HOKIES!