OT: Hatin' Ass Spurrier Surveys the World Cup

By: Joe Lanza
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on May 29, 2014, 6:53 AM | 16 comments

World Cup is gonna feel like home for Virginia Tech fans. Nobody scores in double digits and somebody other than the Hokies winds up champion.

The entire piece will have you laughing from start to end: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/5/28/5758600/hatin-ass-spur....

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HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 12 years 1 month #

Loved these two a lot:

England invented soccer, which seems weird until you remember that Rutgers played the first football game.

Greece is bankrupt and still made the World Cup so, hey, you can make this thing work, Randy Edsall.

bar1990's picture bar1990
ATLIEN
| 12 years 1 month # ^

"Will Muschamp hates soccer because they throw the ball too much"

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 12 years 1 month #

bwahahaha

"I don't know much about Algeria. But I bet Clemson's showers test positive for it."

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

bar1990's picture bar1990
ATLIEN
| 12 years 1 month #

Spencer Hall is a great writer and twitter follow. Funny guy.

ashore13's picture ashore13
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| 12 years 1 month #

Belgium. Shit, that's like Diet Cherry France.

That had me dying.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

weavez22's picture weavez22 | 12 years 1 month #

Tricky part about soccer is you never know how much time they're gonna tack on at the end. It's Saban's worst nightmare.

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

08hokies10's picture 08hokies10 | 12 years 1 month #

Iran's an isolated religious totalitarianism, just like BYU. The main difference is Jim Delany might consider letting Iran join his conference.

sheldon

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 12 years 1 month # ^

don't forget that neither of them have been relevant since the 80's

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 12 years 1 month #

this makes me wonder who is going to have more wins, the stars and stripes in group play or LOLUVA during the 2014 season

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

weavez22's picture weavez22 | 12 years 1 month # ^

Well Team USA is going to shock the world and win the World Cup, while LOLUVA is looking at a 1-11 season (I don't know their schedule, but every blind squirrel finds a nut)

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

ashore13's picture ashore13
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| 12 years 1 month # ^

Your analogy to LOLUVA football and a blind squirrel was perfect.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 12 years 1 month #

World Cup is gonna feel like home for Virginia Tech fans. Nobody scores in double digits and somebody other than the Hokies winds up champion.

yup

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 12 years 1 month # ^

Exactly how I felt reading that

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
📡VT RESEARCH📲
| 12 years 1 month #

If they can play for the Japanese national team, I bet you can get a Pokemon into Ole Miss

There's a great gif that goes with this, but I'm not going there on this public blog...

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

VTMaroonOrange's picture VTMaroonOrange | 12 years 1 month # ^

Ole Miss is a School you perv!

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 12 years 1 month #

Argentina are the "White Stars," so I guess we already know who Skip Bayless will be talking about.

Onward and upward