Bitter blog - Better know a '14 opponent: Virginia

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

#DontFireMikeLondon

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

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Passing defense: 2232.9 ypg

Sounds about right.

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

I'm looking forward to seeing more of Greyson Lambert looking up at the sky this year.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Maybe it'll snow on black friday and he can join his linemen

UVA Linemen Snow Angels

Also, UVA is better than Wake?

I dunno, Andy...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Looking past the fact that LOLUVA is LOLUVA, in all seriousness, their run defense and pass rush should be fairly solid this year. Even with the downright incompetence on the other side of the ball, and the tendency for the secondary to forget about a receiver or two every now and again, I think that'll be what will separate UVA from the Deacs. Who knows? It might even be enough to win a game or two next year.

They laughingly call themselves the "Orange Crush Defense." This is unforgivable. They must be destroyed.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

End result of that is that UVA theoretically has much better athletes than Wake Forest. But I think that Wake has a much better coach than UVA so next year their positions will be reversed.

A monkey humping a cantaloupe has better coaching abilities than London. That doesn't mean that LOLUVa isn't the worst program in the conference.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

This ^^^ is most plausible.

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The internet has failed me. I googled "monkey humping a cantaloupe" and I got nothing. Sigh.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

You should have made it - 'monkey dry humping...' to get results. Or so I've heard...

Uh huh. Sure.

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Try to find a copy of The book "Texas Crude" funny as hell and beautifully illustrated (NSFW) by R. Crumb

The internet has failed me. I googled "monkey humping a cantaloupe" and I got nothing. Sigh.

Simba

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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VHokie

I think this ^^^ is most plausible and therefore wins the internet for the day.

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Well that monkey is clearly already guilty of kissing this canteloupe...
canteloupe

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

There's something about this pic that I feel strangely annoyed by...

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if Grayson Lambert isn't on the ground after every single play I'll be dissatisfied

Our motto bringing spirit true, that we may ever serve you

He should just hike the ball while sitting Indian style (or Redskin style?, too soon?...ok pretzel style) that way he doesn't have to get hurt while the outcome stays the same.

He's no good to me dead.

My daughter's daycare class says "criss-cross applesauce."

Wait, is that demeaning to apples?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Why is UVA ranked so ranked so high? I dont remember them winning an ACC game last year.

Allen Ox

probably due to returning so many players.. and the coaching change at Wake

I think it's about right. They're only ranked ahead of William and Mary who is FCS, Western Michigan who went 1-11 with it's only win over Umass by 1 point, and Wake Forest who is going through a coaching change and QB change.
Could argue to flip them and Wake but that's about it.

VT '15

LOLUVA's biggest fan (from yesterday's CWS opener):

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At this point, I don't think we need to know anything more about UVA, I mean, who among us does not start UVA week all likeUVA week
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