Happy 4th of July TKP!

Just wanted to wish everyone a happy and safe 4th. Try not to blow any fingers off or squirt way too much lighter fluid on the charcoal while celebrating the nation that gave us Bud Foster, Kate Upton, and Tim Howard.
Edit: vid is a little nsfw, but i hope nobody is working because freedom
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HOKIES!
FUCK YEAH!
FULLERS!
FUCK YEAH!
DBU!
FUCK YEAH!
ASIAN CHIX!
FUCK YEAH!
...to the tune of "World Police -America, Fuck Yeah!"
Fuck yeah.
Happy 'Murica everyone.
I'm doing America day right so far.

I've had a boston butt smoking since 5am. It should be ready just in time for dinner.
Good Lord, man. You might want to put a sign on that thing. It looks like a roadside bomb.
Clueless cook here...what have ya got goin' on there?
An explosion of flavor!!!
In all seriousness though, I basically have a modified version of one of these (although the Guinness is recommended). It's a homemade smoker, and interestingly enough I haven't had any problems keeping and using it on my foxridge balcony when it's there.
Edit: Also I will clean up the wiring at some point so it doesn't look as suspicious.
Got mine smoking since 8AM.
Watermelon-cold
Corn-on it's way
Beer- cold keg
Bourbon- chilling with mint for juleps
Tequila- had to add that because the monster sized bottle of 1800 was on sale for the price of a liter cheap stuff. So, F... Yeah
Flags- erected
Happy America day, America.
No, Happy 'Murica Day Universe!
Happy 4th of July y'all! Thanks for making TKP my favorite spot to hang on the interwebs. Post pictures of those butts once they're done.
Hehe. He said "butts".
And Joe asked to see mine! (Is this what it feels like to be pretty!?!)
Edit: The pictures and what not from what I made seem like they will take up too much space here, so I'll try to start a thread with everything I made before I have to leave for DC to go see the Cubs play today.