http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11213662/college-football...
The unveiled the trophy for the new playoff system.
Any thoughts (besides how good it would look in Blacksburg?)
At first glance, I thought it looked like a Georgia O'Keefe painting in that it makes the football look like a certain part of a woman's anatomy, but my mind has always tended to lean towards the sophomoric.
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I figured it out
Yea ... not a fan
The designers REALLY needed to take a cue from The 40 Year Old Virgin on this one...
I hereby motion to call the trophy 'Pussaliah'
i thought the same thing.
1. i don't hate it
2. not a fan of the base with a removable top (maybe they were trying to honor the old crystal ball?)
3. happy as hell they won't put a title sponsor on the trophy
4. i hope they engrave the base with champions (maybe just school/team name on the real one, entire roster on the replica given to the school?). the base just seems like it was meant to be engraved with something
5. 35 lbs of 24 carrot gold being passed around by players and coaches? i can't wait to see the wear and tear this thing gets over the years. i hope they don't send it in for repairs to make it look new every year. just clean it up and let the history show its scars!
Re #5: Will the trophy be passed from one team to another each year, or will they make a new one every year like they do with the Lombardi Trophy?
Either way, it's too extravagant for me. I wish they'd just use a conch shell or something.
Agreed, something like this would do fine for me:
I'm partial to large goblet/cups as trophies. Like the Commonwealth Cup.
So if I'm understanding your philosophy right: If you can't drink out of it, it's not a trophy worth fighting for.
(Pours a bourbon and thinks about it...)
I can find no weaknesses in your argument.
The replica butane lighters they are gonna make and sell at Wal-Mart will look great with a Bama logo on them Pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllll!
What the hell? Reminds me of the Olympic torch. I do not like it Sam I am. (unless we win it. then it will be beautiful)
Exactly what they said on sirius/xm CFB Playbook show yesterday has already been said on this thread (female anatomy, lipstick, olympic torch), except these:
4. Female...umm...personal massagers.
5. A bong. (Which reminded them that Marshall wasn't at SEC media day & wasn't available for comment, because he's an expert)
Ok, now just think of the mental images you planted in all our minds when, after the championship game, a bunch of guys are holding the trophy and kissing it. Gee, thanks....
how long before a player buries his face in the top and motorboats it? 1st year? i think yes...
If an SEC player, 100% chance.
hell i'd prolly do it
Thinking of a certain ex-Missouri DE. 100% chance, ya say?
*puts flamesuit on*
If not for the attraction to it, just for the humor.
I mean, why the recessed plate with a rim that is raised up a bit? It makes no sense. Remember when the Slow10 made their divisions into "Leaders' and "Legends" and people went "Wait, Wtf?" and they changed it? I think they should vet these things.
Looks like it was designed by some 5th Avenue advertising firm.
Don Draper loved him some....
All this trophy is missing is a large diamond, crystal, or stone at the apex.
But even then, most players still wouldn't be able to find it
they just gotta fiddle around with it a little bit.
I'd be willing to bet whoever holds that trophy was not denied any pussy touchdowns.
yea.... the first thing I think of is a pussy with a huge clit. Hopefully I am not the only one on that.
BUT I will say that I'll still take a huge vagina with an enlarged clit for a trophy if that means a National Championship for the Hokies.
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Well, I guess we're not doing innuendos anymore....
Sorry, got carried away on this one probably haha
2016.
So speaking of the sophomoric, my first thought was the Vagina Stadium. Look it up... Not at work. The irony of which country the stadium is in makes me smile.