Sam Rogers eye injury

I heard today Sam broke his eye socket. I realize this is #sources, so feel free to disregard until further substantiated.

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Unless this happened in the last three hours, I don't think this is true. I saw him earlier today and he looked like his normal self.

Sam Rogers only needs 3 hours to heal

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The story is true. It's just incomplete. TheDoug just needs to tell us who it was that Sam Rogers' eye injured, and whether or not the guy is going to pull through.

Leonard. Duh.

They guy's eye socket broke because he foolishly watched a Rogers board drill. Never watch Rogers' collisions directly.

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you should see the other guy

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You're gonna need an electron microscope for that.

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Sam Rogers was tossing the football around and dropped a pass when he got distracted by a pretty girl walking by. Sam Rogers decided to teach his wandering eyes a lesson.

+1

He got his JUGS mixed up.

He looked at the mirror too hard.

Impossible Sam is from the future and doesnt have bone but rather a titanium skeleton. #Sources tell me that he's here to save John Connor.

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Is that what we're calling Virginia Tech Football these days? Well then go John Conor go!

I hear it was because he won a staring contest against himself

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This begs the question: is there a rock or heavy object that SAM ROGERS can formulate that's too heavy for him to lift?

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I guess this answers the question of 'if Sam Rogers punches himself in the face, will his hand or his face break?' Or, since no #sources so far, did it break their cameras or eyes?

The real question is what did Chuck Norris look like after the fight?

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I was wondering why I hadn't heard much about him recently.

...and he was never heard from again...

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Sam Rodgers broke his eye socket, he just hasn't realized it yet. It happened when a meteorite hit him in the face. The meteorite fused into his skull and he no longer needs a helmet.

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So seriously guys...is Sam ok?

@AMB4VT

How could he not be ok...?

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In all honesty, I have no idea. I really hope he is, or I'm gonna feel awful for making jokes.