Ebola? More like No-Bowl-Va! Hah, get it? Its a joke

I'll leave the original wording just to make the below conversation make sense... but the lady tested negative, so....

46-Year-Old Woman Hospitalized, Tested For Possible Ebola

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A local woman is being tested for the Ebola virus after a recent trip to a foreign country.

According to the Columbus Public Health Department, the 46-year-old woman is currently in isolation in a local hospital with a potential case of the Ebola virus.

The woman had recently returned from a trip to a foreign country that is affected by the Ebola virus outbreak.

She is reportedly doing well in her recovery.

A sample has been sent to the CDC for examination.

YIKES. Might want to keep your eyes on this one, as there could be potential impact on the VT-Ohio State game if this test does, in fact, come back positive for Ebola. There would potentially be a full-on quarantine of Columbus, which would postpone or cancel the game.

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