VT DB Detrick Bonner said DT Luther Maddy was slowest guy on a fast D. Maddy's response: "If I'm the slowest, then we're pretty darn fast."— Jimmy Robertson (@jrobIHS) August 9, 2014
Really looking forward to watching this defense fly around y'all.
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if Maddy is the slowest and everyone stays healthy, then VT might end up with another top 5 defense.
this says something for a Dline that was constantly in the backfield before the offense could blink an eye during the Spring.
Luther "the slowest fast guy" Maddy
Luther "I'm the slowest, so you're all doomed" Maddy
Luther "slowest in a pack of rabid cheetahs" Maddy
Luther "still faster than any Hoo" Maddy
Luther "faster than a Hoo to a Zima party dressed in seersucker" Maddy
Luther "Faster 40 time than a Hoo 'fan' running away from a Spring Game" Maddy
Luther "Faster than CavMan falling off his horse" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Photoshopping fans into your stadium" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Timecop calling a 4th timeout" Maddy
Luther "Faster than YOU!" Maddy
Luther "Formerly the slowest fast guy" Maddy
Luther "Fast enough to give you whiplash like you got watching us score during 38-0 bro" Maddy
Luther "I'll sack a Hoo faster than he can say 'bruh' " Maddy
Luther "So fast to hit Turtle I'll make him never want to come out of his shell" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Famous Jameis exiting a Publix with an armful of crab legs" Maddy
Luther "Back faster than Da U" Maddy
Luther "Faster than lolUVA wasting 5 star talent" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Mike London sending a scholarship offer to a middle schooler" Maddy
Luther "Faster than a Thoroughbreds coach publicly shaming a kid for interest in VT" Maddy
Luther "Faster than a Thoroughbred on a treadmill" Maddy
Luther "Faster than lolUVA linemen making snow angels in the snow" Maddy
To both of you
I was really hoping that would just keep going on into forever.
just waiting for my turn ;)
my screen is about to break. can you go smaller than a pixel?
Luther "Faster than Mike London cleaning out his office on Dec. 1" Maddy
(sorry for the delay guys, I had to sleep at some point)
Luther "Faster than Mike London can shed tears after losing to VT" Maddy
Luther "Faster than the part in Al Golden's hair coming undone at the end of the 2011 game" Maddy
Luther "Faster than a GT OL throwing a chop block" Maddy
Luther "Faster than this thread running out of space" Maddy
(damn't I was going to do that one in two moves. haha)
Luther "Faster than I can think of a new response" Maddy
Luther "Faster than I can find the upvote icon in these posts" Maddy
Luther "I think you two just broke theKeyPlay" Maddy
Luther "Faster than I can chuckle at Guitarman's next 'Faster than' post" Maddy
Luther "Faster than I'm running out of ideas" Maddy
Luther "Faster than I can type this on a smart phone" Maddy
Luther "Faster than me returning to my dorm after eating at Dietrick" Maddy
Luther "Faster than #askjameis went awry" Maddy
Luther "Faster than a crab-walk" Maddy
Luther "Faster than the reply page will load so I can actually read what was written" Maddy
Luther "Faster than me going cross-eyed reading this stuff" Maddy
Luther "Faster than a UNC grad can read this sentence" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Jameis Winston can spell 'skrong'" Maddy
Luther "Faster than E$PN say $EC on College Gameday" Maddy
Luther "Faster than ESPN mentions Jadaveon Clowney or Johnny Manziel for no reason" Maddy
Luther "Faster the a TE conversion joke on TKP" Maddy
Luther "Faster than an upvote for Sam Rogers on TKP" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Bucky Hodges is growing" Maddy
Luther "Faster than AJ Hughes running for a first down against Marshall" Maddy
Luther "Faster than a Pac-10 official screwing Danny Coale out of a game winning catch" Maddy
Luther "Faster than the pain of that memory returning to me" Maddy
Luther "Faster than me imagining what happens with our next posts" Maddy
Luther "Faster than the thought of Joe banning us both for being idiots" Maddy
Luther "Faster than my donation to fix the servers we just fried" Maddy
Luther "Faster than you guys hitting the hokiestone bricks on the right side of the screen" Maddy
This thread is just goin
I think you meant to say Luther "faster than this thread will die" Maddy.
#FatManTouchdowns, this year, please 8^)
What are you doing? This is a GuitarMan and Fernly private chat
hahaha.... Honestly, i thought people were going to jump into that whole thing.
As did I, though after about Round 4 I started to suspect that most people were just like:
Well, there were more comments than fans at a UVA spring game.
well, that was some maverick - goose level shit, so I don't blame them
(using archer gif instead of top gun because, well, archer)
Luther "Faster than you guys broke TKP" Maddy
Those comments are about as thin as UVA's odds
I literally loled at Fernley and Guitarman. I jumped in there at the end. I'm worried I may have violated the rules...
The more, the merrier, though I now have to side-scroll in my browser to see everything. I think Fernley is on a smart phone, so...oops ;)
and we're officially off the map people...
or at least I can't see my last post, which read: Luther "Faster than my donation to fix the server we just fried" Maddy
EDIT: Joe, you freaking genius, now I have a horizontal scroll bar! you're the freaking dumbledore of website design
Luther "Faster than it took me to upvote that comment because my vertical scroll bar was in the way and I had to be very careful with my mouse" Maddy
Luther "Faster than it took me to realize a horizontal scroll bar appeared" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Sam Rogers riding a pegasus genetically engineered from the DNA of the Fullers, which was thrown into by Bucky Hodges, who was booted into the air by AJ Hughes" Maddy
If ever there was a logical stop to this madness surely this must be it.... and yet, I just have so many more
Luther "Faster than Sam Rogers attaining his pussy touchdowns" Maddy
Luther "Faster than the speed of everyone's currently rolling eyes while we try to one-up/mic-drop on each other" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Beamer saying blank 'will get after ya' at a press conference" Maddy
Luther "Faster than the vein that pops out on Bud's forehead when someone misses a tackle or blows an assignment" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Coach Moorehead chopping wood" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Coach Searles' hat flying across the field" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Tweedy realizing it's Whip" Maddy
Luther "Faster than 'Slap, Swim, Rip'" Maddy
Luther "Faster than Antone Exum plays his nuts off" Maddy
Luther "40 time lower than the number of fans at UVA's spring game" Maddy
never gets old this joke
Luther Maddy... so fast he bends spacetime to create comments 1 character wide - so slow you have to read comments letter by letter to understand
Nicely done on this, guys.
It was a close race but in the end Guitarman edged me out:
VTGuitarman: 161 turkey legs
fernleyhokie: 156 turkey legs
Award (as of this post) for highest single leg tally with 14 legs is a tie between:
Luther "Back faster than Da U" Maddy (GuitarMan)
Luther "Faster than Famous Jameis exiting a Publix with an armful of crab legs" Maddy (fernley)
apparently we should have spent more time on Florida schools.
Thanks to everyone for actually reading those, especially the ones that were single letter vertical posts. For a moment I thought we broke the 4th wall of TKP but Joe proved he was smarter than all of us again.
VTGuitarman it was a great duel and I respectfully concede defeat, but I'll get you next time...
Well done, my friend. Apologies to anyone who wanted to throw rotten tomatoes at their screens by the time we'd had our fill of insanity.
Everyone Else.
