Cooler Poopers

By: yak_butter
on September 3, 2014, 11:05 PM | 16 comments

My roommate's a Michigan man. He reminded me of an interesting euphemism for the buckeye faithful that may be of interest to folks attending the game:

For those who arrive on campus early, will there be enough toilets?

Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop.

"You either deal with the problem up front, or you deal with it later when it's ugly,"

Plan accordingly folks.

From: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2009/09/10/biggame.html

Cooler Pooper

Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers.

**Note: the Urban Dictionary entry was created by a Michigan alum**

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zomfgbbqhax's picture zomfgbbqhax | 11 years 10 months #

Whelp. I might as well go to bed, because I don't think anything on the internet is going to top this tonight.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 11 years 10 months # ^

you just haven't looked hard enough ( )

ubuntu's picture ubuntu | 11 years 10 months # ^

You must not be on Reddit.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 11 years 10 months # ^

..ahh, the fappening. I was going to bring that up, but I didn't know how people would take it here.

coach mcguirk's picture coach mcguirk | 11 years 10 months #

OOOOOkay!
refreshment

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 11 years 10 months #

i... don't know what to say to this

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 11 years 10 months #

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140514224108/mlp/images/b/bf/Doctor_wait_what.gif

Yep...its that time of the day, apparently

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

HouckieVT's picture HouckieVT | 11 years 10 months #

So much lol

What's Important Now
The Lunchpail.
The Hammer.
BeamerBall.

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 11 years 10 months #

Goodnight, everybody!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

HouckieVT's picture HouckieVT | 11 years 10 months #

Let's just best these cooler poopers! Then we can best those party poopers from Charlottesville. Lol. They'll really poop at a party!

What's Important Now
The Lunchpail.
The Hammer.
BeamerBall.

eshiben5's picture eshiben5 | 11 years 10 months # ^

Poop.

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

ProudHokie's picture ProudHokie | 11 years 10 months #

Ok, I got my laugh for the day. I'm good now.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 11 years 10 months #

To be fair, Texas fans were probably going to poop in their coolers regardless

The Dude Abides

Hokieknightfx2's picture Hokieknightfx2 | 11 years 10 months #

I cannot resist
Stiffler

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

InEnemyTerritory's picture InEnemyTerritory
PIE!
| 11 years 10 months #

No, Jimmy, we don't use the yellow ice.....and no those are not candy bars!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Leonard's picture Leonard | 11 years 10 months #

My Spidey Sense was tingling big time before I clicked on this.

Note to self - ALWAYS trust Spidey Sense.

Leonard. Duh.