Urban Meyer

By: Cpolyson on September 7, 2014, 3:09 AM | 8 comments

If Urban Meyer was a shopper, he'd be Urban Buyer

If Urban Meyer was sad, he'd be Urban Crier

If Urban Meyer just washed his clothes, he'd be Urban Dryer

If Urban Meyer was an arsonist, he'd be Urban Fire

If Urban Meyer was on a plane, he'd be Urban Flier

If Urban Meyer is talking to a reporter, he'd be Urban Liar

If Urban Meyer lived in the country he'd be Rural Meyer

If Urban Meyer lived in a residential area he'd be Suburban Meyer

If Urban Meyer was a mayor he'd be Urban Mayor

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GUNTAR | 11 years 10 months #

And if he was a winner he'd be Frank MF Beamer!!!!!

scVTfClemson | 11 years 10 months #

I am gonna print this on some nice card stock and frame it.

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| 11 years 10 months #

Good play! I'll join in. My wife and I were driving to B-burg for the W&M game and bringing a trailer load to our new home in C-burg last week and as we turned from I95 onto I26 at about 2 PM on Thursday and... Whoa! ... a mass of vehicles covered in stickers and flags heading to Columb\ia SC for the aTm vs USCe game. We started joking about "We love our Cocks!" and it just took off from there.
The traffic was... A Cock Jam

A little later there was car with flags heading the other way... A Wrong Way Cock

Then we got onto I77 N and stopped to get some food (Chic Filet) and they had a full on catering take out line section to support fans stopping by on the way to game... A Cock Stop

Then we got gas and saw some aTm fans with a "Gig 'em" sticker... Giggin for Cock!

As we returned tp the road the fan vehicles were heading south and we see 2 flag covered trucks side by side on I77 S.... Dragging Cock!

There were a few more, but I can't remember them all, it was hilarious and made a long drive seem short. Pile on for sure.

Great Game Last Night, Go Hokies!