Long time lurker, first time poster. It occurred to me that an appropriate nickname for Brewer might be "The Fisher". Brewer is a obviously a fisherman, but he also shares many qualities of the animal of the same name, that likes to hang out in the deep woods, is deceptively cute but still a deadly predator, and will scavenge what it can when no meat on the hoof is readily available.
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Champ?
Michael "rockidr4's best friend" Brewer.
just for acedemic reasons, I prounounce it "Rock ID R4"
*cough* academic *cough*
I don't normally do this but I felt like the word academic needed to be right. You know with the meaning of the word and everything.
Here's a leg for me feeling like a douche now.
My linux machine doesn't have spell check in certain boxes. It's really annoying.
Also, I can't spell for crap.
If it's the fisher why not just call him The Wrangler??
As in wranglin rattlers....
Exactly.
Dreamboat.
My wife and her friends beat you to the punch. They have already named him "Sexy Tex". Go figure. As long as he keeps winning, I can overlook quite a bit.
I don't care what Brewer's nickname is... But the offense should definitely be called the Brew Crew!
Could be the Blacksburg Brew Do
Vanilla Vick
He doesn't like that one.
I do though
Didn't know that. Wonder why? Too race related?
No. Something about him not wanting to absorb too much attention.
If he doesn't want to absorb too much attention, he can just tell Sam Rogers block the attention. He has that power.
Man, this guy is just one cool cat. Team oriented winner. Loved how he popped up after that 4th quarter hit where he scrambled up the middle.
The Anti-Marcus Vick.
Not just that but look/listen to coaches and players reactions to him. Sam Rogers saying he has complete trust in him. Beamer saying I really like that guy. Everyone else pretty much can't stop saying how much they like him. Not just his ability to execute, but his leadership. He's got the IT factor.
I saw MV5 on Twitter Saturday night talking hokies football. I think I may not hate him anymore.
Give him a few days...
I would imagine he wants to create his own legacy. He and Vick have way different styles of playing also. I have to admit I yell vanilla Vick when he takes off for a run, but I don't think it's a fitting nickname.
I thought we had already established this...
That was my choice when I submitted it...yes, I'm a credit hog :)
(mostly because I love Brew Thrus...only wish we had them in DC area or a "Brew Valet")
i'm partial to vanilla vick even though he's not a fan of it.
i was just startled to hear an ohio state fan at the game say "man, i wish we had your quarterback...". definitely not used to hearing that...
Cool Brew. The man has ice in his veins!
Ooh...I like this one...
mikey ice! wait, no...
still too soon, almost auto-response downvoted this, but caught myself
Is anybody besides myself feeling a bit thirsty?
A fitting nickname will come with time. He seems to live for 3rd downs.
Texas Forever or Michael Texas Ranger????
If we just called him Texas I feel like that might catch on..
I am all in on Michael Texas Ranger
I've been calling him Brewski, I think it flows pretty well
hmmm...cool while under pressure, can't argue with it.
Prefers not to get shaken up, but will keep a cool head if does - yep.
Michael The Keg. Ice old while under pressure, Crisp and Refreshing QB play, fresh on tap.
Has anyone asked Sam Rogers for permission to give him one?
Sam Rogers doesn't need a nickname. He's Sam Fucking Rogers.
No...did anyone ask Sam Rogers if it's okay to give Brewer one?
My bad, I misunderstood. And yes. To get to Michael Brewer you have to go through Sam Rogers AND NO ONE GOES THROUGH SAM ROGERS
My girlfriend came up with #Brewerball during the game this weekend. I was pretty impressed.
Marry Her...
After Saturday's ballsy performance, I would be ok with:
Ace Ventura Brewer...lover of all animals.
Ice Man, you know, like, from top gun?
Brewer's reaction getting up from taking one of those blows in the second half from the OSU defenders
That scene always weirded me da fuq out.
Seriously, it's worse than the volleyball montage.
I was going to literally write this. It was the first thing that came to mind.
I like cool/Cold brew
When he converts a long 3rd down or escapes the pocket for a nice completion then the opposing team just got "Ice Brewed"?
The possibilities are endless really.
I started calling him Ice Cold Brewer at halftime and he certainly showed it even more in the second half.
Why not just 'Brew'
Imagine - 66,000 hundred fans yelling 'BREEEEEWWWWW'
66,000 hundred = 6,600,000
But, I'm okay with that..
Yep - Ohio State made the goof first... I was merely mocking...
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well then...I stand by my original comment..
but...legs all around!!!!
Brew Dog
The Texan
I drink #BrewsForBrewer before, after, and sometimes during every game
I've been trying to think of the nicknames of the coolest people from movies. So far I like "The Dude" or "El Duderino". Also thought about trying to incorporate "David Wooderson" into Michael Brewer (Alright, Alright, Alright!). "007" is another thought.
For some reason, I can totally see him introducing himself as "Brewer. Michael Brewer"
He's from Texas and may not have the personality to pull that off though. I like the 007 nickname. Not flashy, not the biggest, fastest, or strongest, but he's got ice in his veins and never stops thinking.
007 or Wrangler are my favorites.
That was my favorite of those I suggested as well. He's smooth and pretty much anyone who doesn't know him would underestimate him. But when you do, he'll make you pay.
Bro, have you ever even been to Texas? Personality is measured by the metric fuckton down there.
Wrangler I liked. Michael Texas Ranger was clever. We gotta bring in his Texas roots, I can't remember the last guy we had from Texas.
There was somebody back in the early to mid 00s. Having trouble finding him.
'Balboa'. My man got up like a champ after getting his bell rung a few times and kept battling.
How about "FedEx" since one of their slogans is "We Live To Deliver". Or since we already have a "Paperboy" we could call Brewer "Postmaster General" lol.
Used it somewhat subconsciously on another thread, and HOAT suggested I post it here, and I always listen to my equine friend, so I give you: The Brewmaster.
Magic Mike B?
Dork Magic Mike B...fully dipped
Sorta OT but can we nickname this team #BALLSOFSTEEL?
First there was MV7, then came MV5... We don't talk about him much.
Then... there was MB12
Everyone knows
so how about..
or..courtesy of my GF
Brewser
Lone Star
NSFW
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
Brewster, and the offense could be Brewster's minions
That deserves a turkey leg
Brewmaster
Cool hand Mike (Luke)
Cool Hand Brew
The Pass Master
I was hoping to come up with something creative with the old Keith Stone character who was always cool, but alas my engineering brain is too lame.