So this site goes and collects some of the best quotes said by fans from various message boards, these are some from UM, tOSU, and Texas during week 2 games. It hilarious to me! Caution, if bad language, lewd sexual acts, or various religon bashing offends you then don't click on this link. Joe, I figured I gave enough warnings but if you don't want this up then feel free to remove it, I understand.
Example from a tOSU fan:
Jesus Christ, we just let damn Zach Efron clone of a QB beat us.
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Bud Foster smiled.
Most Ohio State fans were great this past week
To the arrogant blowhards who were utterly convinced we didn't deserve to be on the same field as them and melted down like this after the game... So how did our shoe taste?
While I am sure the "arrogant blowhards" are a minority, and that there are just as many ridiculous people in our own fanbase who now think ECU doesn't belong on the same field as us, that gif is the greatest thing that has happened to football in a long time. I love that that happened. I want to watch it forever.
I'm surprised he didn't get flagged. I guess that counts as a stiff arm? Also surprised that the league didn't fine him or anything or that he wasn't indicted on an assault charge...
As for why the League probably didn't do anything, they've had their hands full with other issues this week.
It was an unnecessary roughness penalty 15 yds.
Its killing now that I can't find it, but there was one OSU comment on ElevenWarriors that read something like "Delany can suck my balls, and Obama, hes a bitch too."
WHOA!
haha that gave me a good chuckle.
on a side note, is it bad that i didnt find any of that to be offensive? granted, i wouldnt repeat any of that to my mother, but i was expecting much worse.
from uTX v BYU
I read that feature every week. As the season goes on, it will get more offensive, and hilarious. Just wait 'til Texas loses to OU or Alabama loses. It'll be epic.
Did OSU fans put Brewer on Heisman watch? Because I'm kinda ok with that.
He had a high completion percentage, but also had 3 turnovers and threw for less than 200 yards.
He can get a big hug from me, but not the Heisman.
My favorites so far:
Poor guy's got a 9/17 chance of being, well... y'know.
I liked the OSU fan complaining about getting beat by the zach effron of QBs
This is the closest to an appropriate place for a factoid I heard on ESPN radio today. Last year)2013 season, 2014 draft) was the first year that UTexas did NOT have a football player drafted by the NFL since 1937. 19-freakin-37.
Wow things have gone down hill there...actually where I am now
I think that, as much as the actual W-L record, was why Mack Brown got such heat. He was always a great recruiter. I think what doomed him was the fact he was unable to replace his successful coordinators as they moved on. At the end, I mean. His guys weren't developing the elite talent they had secured. Almost every program has guys cycle through every few years, and in the past he had replaced good guys with new good guys. At the end, he didn't. That's what burns up a head coach's goodwill with the fan base & especially the moneyed boosters. Not having good subordinates. It seldom comes down to the actual performance of the head coach himself.
Unless you're Bobby Petrino on a Harley with a leggy blonde wrapped around you.
Really nice reference on this one:
Easily my favorite one!
This is what I got on Google images for "Backwater, VA." It looks beautiful!
Nice. I could canoe out there.
Probably Blackwater River.
I laughed so hard at this!!
It kind of sounds like a lot of drunk VT fans I talked to after games last year.
God damn touchdown Jesus, you have to be kidding me!! Where the hell is our secondary?? Where the fuck is this "new offense"!? You're not going to get first downs on fucking bubble screens and that one QB sweep on 3rd fucking down! Were is this nussmeier Offense?
Could have been from a Tech fan the past two seasons.
Thanks for translating. Anyone else feel like they needed to wipe the spit off their face after listening to that?
Or picture Coach Buzzcut?
We got "fans" who want to fire UM and long for Tressel. After all, UM has lost 3 games in 3 years and is undefeated against TTUN. Of course, they'll be the first to jump back on the bandwagon if we win out.
Of course, we have folks who want to fire the University President because he fired the band director after he lied to investigators looking into a harassment claim.
See you in Blacksburg next year. Hope you don't mind me sticking around and lurking.
This one time...
at band camp...