Okay...I have no idea what went wrong last week. The formula was perfect. We hated on Urban...and won. We didn't hate on Ruffin...and lost. We hated (very well, I might add) on Coach Puss Face...and lost. This week, I think we should do a good...but not great...job of hatin'.
This week, I introduce you to P.J. Fleck. P.J. is short for Phillip John. He has a son C.J., short for Carter Joseph. AND one of his players (as TheFifthFuller pointed out) is named "J.".
So, I give you the first one:
"PJ Fleck" uses initials for names.
(yeah, I know that one sucks).
PJ Fleck says "Hey, smell my finger!...does it smell funny?"
PJ Fleck hugs EVERYONE! ...I hope this is his wife...if not, he's got sum splannin' to do!!!
Ready. Set. Go.
(and please not substitution penalties)
Comments
PJ Fleck thought Jar-Jar Binks was a delightful character that made the first 3 Star Wars better than Star Wars 4-6.
Apparently Jar-Jar is TKPer.
More likely Jar-Jar is Urban Meyer.
PJ Fleck's dream job was to design and sell pajamas in a store called "PJ's PJs," but instead he settled for the head coaching job at Western Michigan.
shut it down.
P.J. Fleck shows up to the house party without the $3 for the cup...but then gives you $5 the next Monday for not having on him then (thats hatin' but not too much right?)
P.J. Fleck thinks unicorns are real, but does not believe in the existence of Sam Rogers.
P.J. reminds me of
woahhh he said good not great! your gonna jinx it again!
PJ Fleck eats all of the samples at Costco
Pretty sure the other PJ ^^ does this as well.
My initials aren't PJ, but I do that too.
I do the "circle around the store for 5 minutes after eating a sample and hope they do not recognize me and take more samples" move.
There's a great Family Guy quickie on this...can't find a better version or make this a GIF...but you get the point.
fg free samples
There's something wrong with this?
It is because he is eating all of the samples, leaving none for us Hokies that also eat all the samples...
You mean eating ALL the samples in the store/booth or just all the different samples in the store as in one per booth and trying all of them?
This.
If it's on a tooth pick, it's free!
Western Michigan, more players with initials than fans at a LOLUVA Spring game
PJ's real name is Pajamas ....
<<<<<<< I'll see myself out this way
ahh this is epic.. hes like ohh sheeittt red light... ohh realll big sheeiitt carrr run awayyyyy
PJ AND I BOTH LIKE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
He probably dislikes The Big Lebowski too.
PJ gave my friend herpes
"your friend"
PJ thinks Nickelback is a fantastic musical group and has great variety in the sound of their songs.
Man...a lot of coaches like Nickelback. What's up with that?
PJ liked the final season of True Blood
And the final episode of Lost.
AND the last episode of HIMYM
And the last episode of Dexter.
And he paid to see Gigli.
Twice.
I've finally gotten around to watching Lost and I have about 5 episodes left. Is it really going to be that terrible?
I honestly never got into Lost, but when the finale was over, my entire Facebook newsfeed was full of rage. They told me what happened (no spoilers, I won't say anything) and I thought it was pretty stupid. But I hadn't invested any time in it, so my reaction wasn't as extreme.
It will be what it will be. I honestly just watched it and enjoyed it. I hadn't been watching it for years, I just binged on the seasons, so maybe the several year investment that some people had wasn't a factor.
That's what I'm hoping for. I binged it over the summer while all my tv shows were gone and am just now finishing up, just in time for my shows to come back on. Even if it's terrible, the first 4-5 seasons were good enough to make it worth it.
PJ Fleck needs Ford puns explained to him.
That will require some Focus for sure
Even the simplest concepts seem to escape him.
Being the coach in a school in Michigan, this is inexcusable. It's not like he even has to probe that much to figure it out.
maybe his police Escort can explain it to him
I dunno, I think the cop might have an easier time explaining cold fusion to him.
f150
There's gonna be a Fiesta in Blacksburg after we win!
I already have PJ's post-game speech ready: "They really Taurus a new one."
I think its time for us to DART out of Blacksburg.. bahahah ohh wait that's a dodge even better
awe man. the 1st time someone hit me with the ford puns i was so confused. wish i could find the thread. give PJ a break!
Sounds like quite the Excursion you'll need to go on.
but he'll have a Fiesta if he finds it
Make sure you take your towel along with Ford Prefect!
PJ Fleck's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
I fart in his general direction
"Now go away or I'll heckle you some more."
PJ Fleck rides your ass on the interstate, then slows down when you try to let him pass.
I thought PJ Fleck drove slow in the fast lane, and sped up as you tried to pass.
He does both. He'll piss you off if he's in front of you or behind you.
P.J. Fleck's middle name is actually Gary.
...and it's pronounced "Kevin".
PJ Fleck thinks Justin Thomas was clearly out of bounds when Deon hit him.
P.J. Fleck thinks it wasn't a catch.
P.J. Fleck takes phone calls on speakerphone while in the office bathroom.
P.J. Fleck refuses to update his Windows XP computer.
He actually downgraded back to Windows Me. Why? He looked at his screen and said, "No, it's PJ, not XP! Curse these Windows typos! I'm going back to being Me!"
PJ likes to rate movies by saying "That was a great Fleck!"
PJ's favorite actor is Ben AfFleck
PJ wears Afflicted t-shirts but crosses the "i" off and writes in an "e"
PJ thinks that RGIII is the starter when he gets back from injury
When he gets excited he says "What the Fleck!"
PJ flecks real name is paul johnson... but he changed it to Phillip Joseph after he read the "hating on Paul Johnson" thread
PJ Fleck likes noon kickoffs
PJ listens to Bela Fleck...just because you know...Fleck...
Bela Fleck is awesome
This is true. Very talented.
Wikipedia refers to him as "Widely acknowledged as one of the world's most innovative and technically proficient banjo players."
Well, how about...
PJ Fleck listens to Bela Fleck, because, you know, Fleck, BUT he doesn't enjoy it.
PJ Fleck's pump up playlist contains Higher by Creed and MmmBop.
dammit...(grabs iPod, quickly deletes Higher by Creed).
It's already infected. Take two Enter Sandman and an Immigrant Song and reboot in the morning.
PJ Fleck was an original baskstreet boy but he was kicked out for wearing his eye make upside down so he decided to give football a try.
PJ Fleck thinks Thursday night games are bad for academics.
PJ Fleck refers to Jim Weaver's year as Western Michigan AD as "the most important time on our school's athletic history".
i have no idea what is going on in this picture i found in bing images but PJ FLECK does this... burnnnnnnn
PJ plays "Sweet Child of Mine" on the Jukebox, insists on singing along loudly, and does not know all the words.
PJ Fleck does this every time he jumps of the highdive and gets out like "BRO did you see that awesome can openner i just did?"
coach fleck thinks row row row your boat gently down the stream is a motivational song...
idk what it is but its provocative.. it gets the people going mannnn
PJ Fleck thinks "Row Row Row Your Boat" was originally sung by Hues Corporation.
I knew this guy looked familiar!!!
True story: My son was in Gymboree and they started singing "Row, Row, Row your Boat". Then this guy comes running in and screams "that's my jam!" doing a weird heavy metal dance. Kids start crying...it was horrible.
EDIT: Since you're not allow to put anything on the internet that is not true, I am obligated to tell you this is not a true story.
PJ slams on his brakes each time he sees a yellow light; regardless of how close he is to making it through the intersection
P.J. thinks high-fiving a ref should be a 15 yard penalty
OK...that's where I draw the line.
NOBODY thinks that should be a penalty. It's way too awesome.
PJ Fleck uses air quotes when he says "home field advantage".
PJ was once a contestant on the Price is Right and guessed $10 for Eggland's Best Eggs, which resulted in that little yodeler dude to climb too far and fall off the cliff. He would never yodel again and could no longer support his wife and three kids. Yodeling was all he knew. PJ didn't care though; all he cared about was spinning that big wheel.
Leg. Not just for making us laugh, but for also making us cry. You really made us care for the characters. Bravo, good sir.
PJ played Plinko with all 5 chips, but only walked away with $100
Wasn't he also the guy who bid $2 right after the 90-year old woman from Kansas with the I <3 Bob Barker shirt bid $1?
No that was Mike London. Unfortunately for him the next two ladies bid $3 and $4 respectively. He called for a time out and wanted a do-over. "I should have acted quicker and gone for 3."
I don't want to stop the flow of good stuff here...
But, damn...we have the funniest, cleverest...and dare I say "Whitt-y-est" (see what I did there?) fan base in the country!!! I'm constantly laughing out loud (I refuse to use the text speak) at my desk, getting funny looks from my colleagues when I read these comments.
PJ Fleck did not see what you did there.
PJ Fleck was the back up quarterback in The Program.
PJ Fleck ain't no Moorehead!
PJ doesn't say thank you or tip people in the service industry regardless of the circumstances.
PJ Fleck was in charge of Janet Jackson's super bowl wardrobe. ...and now we have 5 second delays.
PJ Fleck's favorite app is the calculator.
PJ Fleck thinks bourbon is "yucky"
PJ Fleck thinks the Fullers are overrated.
PJ Fleck gets a free water cup and puts soda in it anyway. And calls it pop.
PJ Fleck was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had because he did not find their buffoonery amusing.
PJ doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom.
PJ still says "Don't go there"
PJ Fleck practices twerking in the mirror when he thinks no one is looking
PJ insists on making you flip through his selfie photos on his phone, always saying "Wait, I have a better one than that", until you acknowledge how interesting his life is.
PJ "samples" things in the office refrigerator
PJ Fleck actually did buy his clothes from the toilet store.
PJ thinks OJ was innocent.
PJ only votes for SEC teams in his coaches pole. (i dont think he technically has a vote but if he did)
my bad but ill leave it there for humor.
You said "coaches pole".
PJ Fleck is definitely knows how to work the coaches pole
Oh man, the Fullwood jokes continue onto this thread!
PJ Fleck thinks jamies accidentally walked out with the crab legs "he meant to pay for them"
What about the butter? What happened to the butter has never been addressed.
PJ Fleck thinks Charlie Sheen is win-ning!
PJ thinks we should settle for pussy FGs, and has went on record as saying he would not deny them
P.J.'s shoes are old and smelly, so when he went over his girlfriend's house to watch movies for the first time, he took them off out of site and hid them outside until he left.
PJ Never takes his shopping cart to the cart return and leaves it in the middle of an empty parking space
PJ writes bad reviews of 5 Guys on Yelp and Urbanspoon.
PJ thought he was being offered the job at Michigan.
PJ has tried numerous times to get people to call a PB&J sandwich a PJ sandwich, so that he could have everyone think he has a sandwich named after him.
This one is good
PJ Gets "Flecked" by his daughter:
Thank you for the gif. Still not sure I can leg this even understanding it's not as bad as it sounds.
PJ Fleck doesn't like to spin in spinny chairs, he also pops children's balloons for fun
With his strong jawline and dimpled chin, he could be a stunt double for Aaron Eckhart, chicks probably dig him...wait, what were we talking about again?
Mr. Blackout, you have a raging Fullwood.
PJ Fleck has it in for Murray State grads
PJ put 20 inch rims, a spoiler, and flomaster exhaust on a Honda fit and thinks he's a boss because he runs a fast zero to 10.
PJ likes noon games and prefers to head home afterwards instead of going straight to TOTS
PJ Fleck gives toothbrushes and sugar free gum to Trick-Or-Treaters.
PJ Fleck is a dentist but insists people call him "Dr. Fleck"
Chiropractor
Has a humanities PhD.
PJ Fleck plays Minecraft in his spare time.
PJ Fleck's real name was John Philip and was supposed to be JP, but he has dyslexia. It's an unfortunate condition that he has managed to overcome.
PJ Fleck has bad hair.
I was thinking...the hatin' doesn't seem to be working too well. How bout we show him some love and see if that changes things up for us??
PJ Fleck shaves after getting beard slapped
PJ Fleck thinks that a bear does not shit in the woods.
One for the post-game, and then an apology:
PJ Fleck burns timeouts to challenge calls that obviously won't be overturned just so he can practice "rowing his boat", IYKWIM.
And the apology: PJ Great game! Your guys played with great intensity, and you had a great game plan dialed up. You keep recruiting like you have been, and before long, people will have to stop using the disparaging "Directional" from your team's name.
I'm not gonna lie; beating him and his Broncos after his obnoxious cheering following Slye missing the long FG, made it even better.
Plus, the shirt and tie underneath a short sleeve pullover windbreaker was umm. . .interesting. Oh it was a tribute to their old coach? ok. . .
Shirt and tie? You mean short-sleeve white dress shirt and a white tie... Yikes. Plus the visor. Visor's should be reserved exclusively for one Steve Spurrier so that he can throw them.
As much fun as it was to hate on him, I'm not going to lie, I liked what I saw out of him. His team didn't give up and his halftime interview was all about recruiting and focusing on the positives. He's going to be a coach to watch IMO.
Couldn't agree more. Classy coach and classy group.
That said. The hatin' on will continue...the formula had been perfected. We were even able to run the ball!!!
100% agree. Liking an opposing coach is only allowed post-game.
In some cases liking the opposing coach is NEVER allowed. I'm looking at you Timecop. And you CPJ. And after that craziness the other day, I will never be liking Brady Hoke again either.
P.J. Fleck's team vandalizes the locker room when they play at your school (seriously)
Trashed locker room at Idaho
This happens everywhere, just usually doesn't make the news. Just last year, one of the UVA teams (can't remember if it was volleyball or WBB) wrote "f*ck VT" in the visiting team locker room. Most teams leave a giant mess, which is why it's the ones who actually clean up after themselves are the ones I notice the most. North Florida (Basketball 11-12) was one of the friendliest teams to come into Cassell and their coach/team had the locker room looking as good if not better than when they came in.