Who - Coach Beamer
Question - Could I get a sideline pass for ANY game, and could I wear the shirt, hat, sunglasses, and a headset so I look like a coach? AND...If we win the game, would you get the players to dump Gatorade on me?
Why - Really? You have to ask?
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Oh I took this thread literally... We paid off a guy $80 each to use his fake pass at the gate to get into the 2005 Miami game!!! True story - scalpers were selling tickets for $600 ea, and somehow we got hooked up with this shiester who got all 6 of us in the game without tickets.
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maybe we can get Prripper to make us some! haha. hes a pretty detail oriented guy with some skills! we could hand them out at the front gate of anyone in a VT shirt for away games. 20,000 strong on the sideline going crazy cant help an opposing teams confidence.
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Well, now that's a dumb question. If Bud was the leading the Spartans, the Persians would have been too terrified to challenge Sparta. Xerxes would have just given all of Persia to Budonitus to keep from facing the wrath of the Lunch Pail Phalanx.
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"Bud, can you please grow your mustache back out?"
Who - Coach Beamer
Question - Could I get a sideline pass for ANY game, and could I wear the shirt, hat, sunglasses, and a headset so I look like a coach? AND...If we win the game, would you get the players to dump Gatorade on me?
Why - Really? You have to ask?
Oh I took this thread literally... We paid off a guy $80 each to use his fake pass at the gate to get into the 2005 Miami game!!! True story - scalpers were selling tickets for $600 ea, and somehow we got hooked up with this shiester who got all 6 of us in the game without tickets.
maybe we can get Prripper to make us some! haha. hes a pretty detail oriented guy with some skills! we could hand them out at the front gate of anyone in a VT shirt for away games. 20,000 strong on the sideline going crazy cant help an opposing teams confidence.
I can almost,...yes....I,...I can picture it!............................Its glorious!
Coach Beamer, Can I have the wind breaker you wore at the an OSU game?
[Note: Can't find them anywhere, it is sweet!]
Who: Coach Moorehead
What: What in the world made you think Fred Claus was a good career choice?
Why: Because I'd almost certainly be drunk.
Coach Beamer.
And it would probably go a lot like when Chris Farley used to interview celebrities on SNL.
Me: "Hey Coach Beamer, remember that time you won the ACC game over FSU?"
Frank: "I do"
Me: "Yeah. That was awesome"
Bud - If you had been leading the Spartans at Thermopylae how badly would the Persians have gotten their rear ends kicked?
Well, now that's a dumb question. If Bud was the leading the Spartans, the Persians would have been too terrified to challenge Sparta. Xerxes would have just given all of Persia to Budonitus to keep from facing the wrath of the Lunch Pail Phalanx.
holy shit the Lunch Pail Phalanx needs to be an effect shirt