I give up. what do "fully dipped" and "dork magic" mean?

Are they TKPisms like "denying my p***y touchdowns" or is it some pop culture reference I am too old to get?

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Guntar took that shit and ran with it

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

First time I've ever witnessed this

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Wow I hadn't seen a triple digit post either. Up to 106 now...

sg

Near as I can tell, the original poster was trying to say that JC needed to have hit full tilt before hit got the ball to work his magic. But as we all know, it came out a little differently.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I was guessing "full speed." But what you said may work too...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I'm going with too old.

/joke

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I have to post these every chance I get. They are too awesome.

dork
magic

#VT4SEC

Sam the Baptist?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

one more

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

I assume the corndogs are there so we have fat Frank.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

You should ask French about his full dipped corn dogs

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

It was "full speed" what a great night

Does it really matter? Its what you want it to mean and the TKP community will take full advantage. These are classic and will just get more classic (or classicer...)...lol

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

HAHAHA, He does not know how to use the 3 seashells!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Wow, what a reference. I wonder if ANYONE knows how to use the 3 seashells.

Would VTPhoenix happen to have the first name Simon?

LMAO I always loved that movie, definitely up there in the so bad it is good hof. I wondered if anyone else would get the references...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

What seems to be your boggle?

I'm still trying to figure out how Taco Bell was the only food place to survive, other than provided a boat load of money to the production of the movie.

They Murder-Death-Killed the competition.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Fact: Taco Bell introduced the 3 seashells system then force-fed their food to the competition.
Then
game

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I saw that on TV a couple weeks ago! One of those that's so bad it's a classic.
demo

I'm so glad you asked. 'Cause I sure as heck wasn't going to.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"