Dork Magic in the News:

By: VTHokie07
👃DAX'S BLOODY NOSE
on October 8, 2014, 4:28 PM | 41 comments

Neat! Great job, everybody!

WDBJ7 Article About 'Brew-ster's Millions'

Edited: Sorry, the link wasn't showing up before, for some reason.

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krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 9 months #

Awesome!

TKP is the zeitgeist!

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 11 years 9 months #

It cracks me up that "GET FULLY DIPPED AND WORK DORK MAGIC" is actually the screenshot that they chose to use.

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
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| 11 years 9 months # ^

Great stuff, it's hilarious how things turn out some time!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

VTHokie07's picture VTHokie07
👃DAX'S BLOODY NOSE
| 11 years 9 months # ^

I lost it at my desk here at work when I saw that - figured everyone would get a kick out of that!

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

vtdirk12's picture vtdirk12
| 11 years 9 months #

Thanks for sharing, $2600 as of the newscast is pretty sweet.

BirdmanBirdman's picture BirdmanBirdman | 11 years 9 months #

I laughed pretty hard when the Twitter page RT'd the guy who started this. Pretty darn incredible that a joke like that turned into such an awesome profit for charity, and the fact that the news found this

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 9 months #

Imagine how happy the press is that it wasn't "pussy touchdowns" that started all this.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 11 years 9 months # ^

Clearly we need to be trying harder.

"Exit light..."

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 11 years 9 months # ^

THUS SAYETH THE MODERATOR

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 11 years 9 months # ^

"Exit light..."

RocketHokie13's picture RocketHokie13
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| 11 years 9 months # ^

You got it, boss.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

AirplaneBottleOfBourbon's picture AirplaneBottleOfBourbon | 11 years 9 months # ^

Next week should be $20 to Ebola in west Africa if Rogers scores a pussy touchdown.

BilldozerVT's picture BilldozerVT
| 11 years 9 months #

On this day, TKP wins. Congrats to all!

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Palmetto Gal's picture Palmetto Gal | 11 years 9 months #

Awesome! This takes Ut Prosim to a whole new level!

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

HokieAGR's picture HokieAGR | 11 years 9 months #

I would like to thank the distilleries of the fine bourbon I consumed, and my wife for leaning the glass from which I drank while consummating the creation, my boys for constantly refilling daddy's glass and most of all my beloved Hokies for providing the motivation for me to consume, reflect and post!

Thank you and good night!

Oh yeah and The Key Play for being the best darn place to post a Hokie thought!

vtfly's picture vtfly | 11 years 9 months # ^

No, thank you, Mr. Architect of dork magic:

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
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| 11 years 8 months # ^

You really should get an avatar that just effuses Dork Magic (or fully dipped - there are a couple great pics of that throughout TKP). They were your creation, right?

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Chazz Michael Michaelzz's picture Chazz Michael Michaelzz
| 11 years 9 months #

Anybody know the St. Jude link? I've been meaning to donate, but haven't yet.

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Chazz Michael Michaelzz's picture Chazz Michael Michaelzz
| 11 years 9 months # ^

Gracias.

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rockidr4's picture rockidr4 | 11 years 9 months # ^

Awesome. I'm gonna hotfoot on over there and make a donation.

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 11 years 9 months #

That's just how we roll

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

757Hokey's picture 757Hokey | 11 years 9 months #

This is awesome! Go hokies

vtrider's picture vtrider | 11 years 9 months #

OK, new to Key Play...What exactly is this Dork Magic dipping?

vtrider's picture vtrider | 11 years 8 months # ^

Thank you for the education I have received! I now feel like a fully dipped 14' Bucky Hodges on a wild turkey keeper following Sam Rogers as he pancakes all in his path.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 11 years 9 months # ^

You'll fit in well around here.

"Exit light..."

krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 8 months # ^

Can you be truly well and fully dipped if you haven't dangled a Wang joke out to see if you get any nibbles?

VT_Inferno's picture VT_Inferno | 11 years 8 months # ^

Welcome!

But for future reference its Rogers. There's no D.

Sam Rogers hates D's. You wouldn't want to make Sam Rogers angry.

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He's coming for you. You better run.

AirplaneBottleOfBourbon's picture AirplaneBottleOfBourbon | 11 years 8 months # ^

There's no D in Rogers unless he's being led into the hole by Wang.

vtrider's picture vtrider | 11 years 8 months # ^

Wouldn't want any part of that...d gone.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 11 years 9 months # ^

A: Our underclassmen all go to "fully dipped". Look, right across the board, fully dipped, fully dipped, and...

Q: Oh, I see. And most fullbacks go up to ten?

A: Exactly.

Q: Does that mean it's magic? Is there any magic?

A: Well, it's dork magic, isn't it? It's not ten.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

rockidr4's picture rockidr4 | 11 years 9 months #

I know it was discussed somewhere else, but is there any chance we do something similar for the Pitt game and donate either way? I would kind of like to see this joke train keep on rollin'.

matthona's picture matthona | 11 years 9 months # ^

maybe a different charity each week

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 11 years 9 months #

Just like the Ice Bucket Challenge! Throw a pick but donate anyway...done.

Let's not make this a trend (the pick part).

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Wild Turkey's picture Wild Turkey | 11 years 9 months #

$5 per false start; $12 for 12 men on the field

@hokietailgate

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 11 years 9 months # ^

I'm all for giving to charity, but I do need to save some money for rent and food.

VWhokiehi's picture VWhokiehi | 11 years 9 months # ^

And Bourbon.....not in that order

"Don't go to, go through"

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 11 years 8 months # ^

So the goal is to not donate anything? I don't follow...

(yes, I get the sarc)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

vhokie's picture vhokie | 11 years 8 months #

dd

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