TKP Fantasy Football - Week 5

Unfortunately I have no time to do writeups this week. Look at the gifs and the standings and talk trash to each other in the comments!

Props to everyone - we have no 0-5 teams and only two 5-0 teams. Parity!

Frank Beamer Standings
Frank Beamer Standings

Bud Foster Standings
Bud Foster Standings

Sam Rogers Standings
Sam Rogers Standings

Gif time!
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Julio Jones has some hands
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Alshon Jeffrey is pretty good at catching, too.
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Brandon Lloyd can catch again?
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Golden Tate fake dunk dot com
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LOGAN THOMAS FIRST CAREER TOUCHDOWN AND ONLY COMPLETE PASS OF THE DAY!
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Andrew Luck got crushed and picked off
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Sammy Watkins with a great catch to set up the game winning FG.
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Shady McCoy, wut r u doin
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OH MY GOD HOYER STAHHHP

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Parity? This isn't parity. I'm in a 12-team league where I'm tied for last at 2-3 but 5th after tiebreakers, one game behind 2nd. It's almost like the season just started, except one team has all but clinched a playoff spot already.

Goddammit Demaryius Thomas. On my roster: 6, 14.5, and 7 points. First game after he's traded: 38 points. FUUUUUUU

I did that in college fantasy football with Brett Hundley. Put up 1 good week (35 points) and 2 weeks of low numbers (13.1 and 2.3), hurting his elbow in the lowest scoring game in week 3. So I release him. Then he drops 51.2 points when they play Arizona State. Ugh.

Where do you play college fantasy?

Fantrax.com. I'll start a league on here next year. I got a late invite after someone dropped out of a league.

Oh yeah, about that...thanks! Hopefully both Lacy and Thomas are out of their slumps.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Well one of them is...

we are now in the years of wr's for sure.. no way i waste a 1st round pick on a rb next year. stack up the wr1's and enjoy!

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

Figures once again I have Desean Jackson on my bench and he goes off...against Seattle...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I told my guys all week that 0-4 is a minor setback for a major comeback. Got a quality win against a great opponent this week. All our goals are still in front of us. Just got to keep grinding 24/7.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Calvin Johnson!!!!! *shakes fist*

Calvin Johnson says "Don't worry, this week I'm really not going to play decoy, for truths this time...probably...maybe."

Srsly Shady McCoy what r u doing

Like the whole season what r u doing

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I feel your pain... he was my first pick in a different league. And, well, let's be real, I'm actually slightly worse off for having taken Peterson 1st.

So far, between Shady, Forte, Peterson, and LeVeon Bell, I'm batting 1-for-4 on my first rounders in my 4 leagues (though Forte may be coming around).

I have Forte in another league and he's been solid enough for the 8th pick where I took him. Top 3 picks this year aren't panning out for anyone though (I took McCoy second)

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I like what TY Hilton is doing right now.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Who has 2 thumbs and is facing TY Hilton in 2 money leagues?

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To make things worse, both are PPR and one gives bonuses for 40+ yard catches, 100+ receiving yards, 150+ receiving yards and 200+ receiving yards. So he scored 46 points.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

and I'm sure your opponents are like

lol

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

Last week was just a bump in the road on the way to my championship. I am, however, getting dangerously thin at RB and with my ranking pretty much have no chance at a decent waiver-wire pickup with these settings.

Ranking-based waiver rules, they'll get after ya.

If anyone wants to unload an underperforming L. McCoy, I could use a stud RB.

Yeah, I personally hate ranking based waiver rules. I just made all of the leagues with the ESPN default settings this year, though.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Just venting. I knew the settings when I joined. I've had waiver claims on RB's for about 3 different weeks now and missed on them. I'll be alright, I still have good PPR backs and having Luck on my side doesn't hurt (see what I did there?)