OPEN THREAD: Bye Week

Talk about the games.

[Michael Shroyer]

Unfortunately, we have to wait a few more days to watch the Hokies play.

Good news though, it's still Saturday. This weekend is the midpoint of the season for many teams. There's a solid lineup of games today headlined by No. 2 Auburn at No. 3 Mississippi State, No. 9 TCU at No. 5 Baylor and No. 12 Oregon at No. 18 UCLA. All three of those games kick off at 3:30 PM. The Red River Shootout is on at noon, if you're into that traditional matchup, but the appeal isn't there. The most intriguing thing about Texas is Charlie Strong booting players from his team, and Oklahoma isn't undefeated.

Duke at No. 22 Georgia Tech will get my full attention at noon-thirty. It's no secret that Virginia Tech needs to win its games and get some help. The Blue Devils knocking off the Bees in Atlanta would be the next best thing to watching Virginia Tech play.

Comments

Go Hokies, Beat Bye!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Tough one, I heard bye was undefeated and unscored upon

Yeah, but there offense cannot score worth a damn.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

I hear they picked up Charlie Weis to fix that problem...

Such tackle. Very D-Line. Wow.

As always....GO Hokies............and I think it is also time for Go BLUEDEVILS! ( I hope they beat the snot out of P.J. today)

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death....... I assure you, it's MUCH more serious than that" ...Bill Shankly

That Bye squad, you gotta watch those guys. They'll get after ya! [sniff]

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

Can't wait to see French's film study on this one.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I'm sitting in the woods in a tree knowing there's no way we can lose today. Relaxing.

And....?

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I got to watch a spike and a 6 ptr spar in front of me for the better part of the morning. I thought it would do them good to grow a little bit. That capped off with the Blue Devils taking care of business and a few New Belgium Pumkick's and I'd say all in all it was a pretty good day.

Hopefully next Saturday I'll have the satisfaction of a Thursday night victory coursing through my mind as I draw back on a monster. I believe one half of that will be easier to achieve than the other, but go big or go home, right?

Your Saturday's sound great! Good luck. I can tell you really dislike noon games...

Its bow season down here in FL also. I go out with my brother in law sometimes on his air boat to hunting grounds in the swamps. You see some interesting stuff (i.e., large gators!!, water moccasins, pygmy rattlers, coyotes, rosette spoonbills - those are really cool to watch - and oh yes, hogs n deer). I like the hills and mountains better.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

bikegif
Just cruisin' through on the BYECYCLE.

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

I hate being stuck at work when there's so much good football on.

So is Logan gonna play tomorrow...
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"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

Going to be some phone games being played today

all I can say is.....

GO DUKE!!!

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

FSU looked sharp in their first scoring run.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I don't know what it is, but I cannot stand watching GT play. I hate watching that offense

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Those Dook RBs are quick

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

TD Duke!

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

Duke can't afford to give up big special teams plays today

exit light

Why is Duke's DL a full yard off the ball? That is giving GT an extra yard on every run at least

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

It's a trap.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I can't watch the GT/Duke game. Everytime I turn to the channel GT does something right. Also hate watching that offense when I am rooting against it.

Today, we are all Duke fans.

Dukes D is t bad today.
GT got that kickoff return back at the Duke 32 and only got a 3 out of it.

Nice run by Duke too.

Edit: ah, penalty.

Well, gotta go, I'm talking on the science of beer today in Roanoke.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I can't stand watching this GT game because of how obnoxious their fans sound. Brings bad memories of how they act in Blacksburg.

14-6 dookies

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

watching the duke game just gets me pissed off that we blew it against gt. neither d looks very solid at all right now. i hope duke can pull off this win bad

tyrod did it mikey! tyrod did it!

Seeing Duke run through Georgia Tech like a taco bell grande meal is really pissing me off. Why didn't we do that?

.... Seriously, Duke? Second time this drive I've seen two defenders just miss a ballcarrier at the same time.

Miami is an embarrassment to the ACC. There might be less fans in Sunlife than the UVA spring game.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Miami is just an embarrassment all around

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

At least they are doing their job of looking good against a turrible defense and making our win over them look good in two weeks.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Maybe if they bolt to the AAC, they'll become relevant again.

Speaking of the U, I actually know more than a few fans of other ACC teams that often browse this site. They have nothing but good things to say about the quality of the analysis and content.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

So where are all those people saying how UGA would be so much worse without Gurley? Cough cough Finebaum cough cough.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

Finebaum is a douche. The kids still say douche, right?

all the time.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Especially when talking about Finebaum.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Woo hoo football! Also Oklahoma just passed 100 yards of offense. In the 3rd quarter.

Weren't they ranked top 5 in the preseason polls? Yeah for rankings based on nothing!

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Preseason pools are so useless. Look at Mississippi State, from unranked to #1 in 6 games. That says it all.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

so what happens if the duke GT game is cancelled?

They'll really get after ya

I think the team that's winning should get the W.

Brewer's worst game, is still better than Mizzou's QB awful outing today

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

This just confirms that God hates the triple option. Got tired of watching and sent lightning

Preach!

We've seen that before, God didn't even let that game to start!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Anytime I see a CPJ interview I want to punch something. All I think is "what an ass****"

I told my dad that if I could punch any college coach in the face it would be CPJ. I think he was kind of stunned that his daughter would say something like that.

Pre-Beamer Hokie

My dad would be stunned, too, bless his heart. My mother, however, would have been all for it, and probably would have wanted to throw in a chop block for good measure.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

can't wait to see UNC get smashed by Notre Dame

Whatever needs to happen to make ND join the conference.

Completely OT, but I need to vent. I am trying to buy a car, and the dealer I talked to last night is (allegedly) a ND alum who (allegedly) played football in the 90's. He told me "I don't know how you do things at Vah Tech, but at South Bend we're all about integrity." He then proceeded to tell me that the price he was offering was way below what they payed for it. I asked how much he payed for it, and he pointed to the sticker price. I told him that I had a hard time believing the invoice price was the same as the sticker price and he told me "that's not really the sticker price, I checked, and it was a mistake." So I've been negotiating with this same dealership for 3 days and I don't even know what the sticker price of the car is. I also checked when I got home, and his name wasn't on any ND rosters for the years he claimed to play.

TL:DR: Buying a car is frustrating and ND sucks.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but insulting the integrity of your customer's school is probably not what you should lead with, especially when said school runs a pretty darn clean program and yours is currently in the middle of an academic investigation.

I don't think he was insulting the integrity of VT as much as he was trying to flaunt his ND ties. This is the fourth dealer I've talked to, and it seemed like he was trying to relate to me by swapping university experiences and talking football. But they greatly underestimate how little I care if I buy this car or not, and every day I've talked to them, someone new has told me something that isn't true. It's my first car buying experience and I'm just astounded at how stupid these grown ass men think I am.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Yeah, that does sound unbelievably frustrating. I agree with pablitovt, definitely go back and work in something about imaginary girfriends.

I suspect his angle was to establish his integrity. He just did it in a really, really dumb way.

Be honest. If he had said:

"Virginia Tech, now that's a program with integrity. I love coach Beamer. I played football in college, and I would be proud to play for a team like that..."

Would you be more or less likely to 1) trust and 2) purchase a fine new automobile from that person? The answer to both questions is probably yes, and it probably occurs at a subconscious level.

This is why I have established a mandatory cooling off period in any negotiation in the hokienomics school of business and economics and negotiations. The ones who seem the nicest are usually the most evil.

The thing is, I had already been lied to so many times, that I was going to be dubious no matter what he said. I've repeatedly told everyone I've talked to my most is important selling point is having time to think about the decision. Then they give me "once in a lifetime offer" that's only good if I sign right now, and I decline because I want time to think about. Then they call me again the next day and we rinse and repeat. It's annoying, but I've also inadvertently negotiated them down about $4000 just by not wanting to commit to anything on the spot.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

I'll give you a turkey leg for being smart. You win a negotiation before it happens with research. Then when you're in process, ask a lot of questions. Then when you have to decide, take your time. When someone says you have to commit right now, you know it's a bad offer.

I've heard amazing stories about the lies people tell in negotiations. A guy went to claim a warranty from a car dealer for a lemon he bought, but the dealer told him the warranty was issued by a different company, and that company went out of business. A little research showed the warranty company was a wholly owned subsidiary of the dealer. He got his money back.

All about integrity, huh?

"Exit light..."

His girlfriend isn't real either. Don't buy a car from that guy.

LOL!!! I wish I would've been quick enough on my feet to work that into the conversation.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

She's doing modeling work in Oklahoma right now.

Wait, he's buying a car form Mantei Te-o? I thought he was still playing for the Chargers.

Was this his vacation picture with her?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Duke moving the ball well.

UNC decides a sack-fumble and a quick rushing score to open the game is the way to go after getting smacked by the Hokies last week, leads Notre Dame 7-0.

Welp. Now GT got a taste of how we felt about Danny Coale's catch

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

SECannibalism

Minority Report.

Yet, with respect to rankings...

Somehow
Everyone
Climbs

"Exit light..."

Amazing isn't it?

Minority Report.

And now a pick-six! It's like UNC saw what VT was doing and was just like, "yeah, we should do that this time."

DUKE INTERCEPTION! SUCK IT GT

I'm embarrassed that we didn't run like this against GT.

Duke has been sloppy at times but they are imposing their will. It's pretty impressive.

I hope we break their will and destroy them. But I'm glad they're beating GT.

WOW.... thought Thomas was just throwing that away, but he just threw a no-looker to Duke and just gave a significant boost to our Coastal chances by doing so.

Georgia Tech looks like ess, ache, eye, tee right now. I'm glad they're losing, but at the same time I'm very pissed.

It took me a disappointingly long time to figure that out.

And the only thing I'm disappointed about is that VT managed to self-destruct enough to lose that game...

Dagger.

Coach Paul Johnson poops standing up.

And pees sitting down.

I'm drunk right now, but I bet that would be funny if I were sober.

Grammar nazis will give me turkey legs for using the subjunctive mood correctly while drunk.

PS I recognize I ruined my own joke by grandstanding about it, but I don't care. That's what kind of mood I'm in.

He never poops at all. That's why he always looks like that. He smells himself.

It could be worse.

That was a flat out ass whipping by Duke. I'm very confident we're going to end up in the championship game now. UVA is our biggest hurdle and come on. They're UVA.

That said, if we hypothetically beat Florida State in the championship, we'd have to be in the playoff right? Wins over two highly ranked teams has to trump one loss against a good team and one loss against a fat disgusting chop blocking bunch of b-holes.

A 3 loss SEC would still pass us. Not happening. If we only had one loss then there'd be a chance.

Here comes the roflcopter to whisk Paul Johnson away!
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@VTimHokie85

ALERT: At this moment, UVA is first in the Coastal. I repeat, UVA is first in the Coastal. This is not a drill.

"Exit light..."

If that post doesn't deserve a downvote, I don't know what does.

(It's a joke... I'll reset it after it it marinates a while.)

Hey now...

"Exit light..."

Don't leave me hangin'.

Mode rate or... or what?

The suspense is killing me.

Either tell me the "or", or I demand you rate my mode!

I, too, will reset, but everyone seems to be so eager to watch me whip out the Wang Package...

"Exit light..."

Well played, Mr. Or.

Well played.

I am honored to have finally instigated the thus far mythological insta-blur.

I'd like to thank my family, my parents for having me, the TKP commentariat, and most of all, my smart ass.

The ONLY downside to the loss? UVA is now in sole possession of first place in the Coastal. Vomit.

Let's Go...

Not for long!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

They are the real deal this year. We should beat them, but it won't be the pushover it usually is.

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Man, our defense held UNC to 3 in the first half. ...but we didn't play well or anything.

It's odd how they could just simply forget how to play offense for exactly one week

Damn having to root for Duke.

Meanwhile, TCU and Baylor are having fun.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

TCU just ran it back for a TD seconds after Baylor scored. #Big12Speed

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

The Coastal doing Coastal things

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

I've seen some terrible situational coaching in multiple games today!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Deshaun's got a hurt paw. Clemson and Louisville tied late in the 3rd.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

UNC is starting their annual time-to-play-to-our-potential-now-that-we-have-played-half-the-season. Honestly, I'm glad we got them out of the way. Hope they keep this play up at least through GT and UVA.

"I thought the kid right there you're talking to right there played his nuts off."

UNC can't tackle in open space

The Duke Georgia Tech game was much like the Virginia Tech George Tech game. Now we need LOLUVA to drop a game and Clemson beat the Jackets! Go Hokies! Best the bye week without any bar fights!

Touchdown Tech - Bill Roth

Wow, Kansas may actually win a game .. only down 3 and deep in Ok St territory

Question: Who'd have thought a linebacker from Georgia Tech would be classier than a head coach from UNC?

"Those guys just wanted it more than us," Georgia Tech linebacker Quayshawn Neely said. "They knew what was at stake. We knew what was at stake. I give credit where credit is due."

Answer: Everyone at this point, right?

Serious question. Could Baylor or TCU put up 60 points on VT?

Not a chance.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Doubtful, ECU and UNC both run a similar offense and both those teams COMBINED for 45 points

speaking of UNC, in 4 weeks their defense has given up 204 points. (70,50,34,50)

..in bud we trust.

also, ECU is losing. need them to get it together.

Just because MV7 is in the video.

#realtrapmusic

Happy Saturday y'all!!

(NSFW kind of, although it's Saturday night you should be watching football!)

"Eat, Drink and Be Merry, for Tomorrow We Die!" "Geaux Hokies is pronounced GUUH-X" - Andrew Jackson, 1815

Alabama looked like crap in just barely beating Arkansas 14-13.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Michigan taking some wind out of Penn St sails right now.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Ole Miss may have just put away Texas A&M at tne beginning of Q2.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Ole Miss and Miss St. Are the best teams in the SEC, but I am beginning to wonder what that means exactly.

Flawed conference with the weight of a multimillion dollar network behind them.

Alright, that's the last time I count out the Mississippi schools. But they're bound to trip up throughout the rest of their season. I must be drinking too much Hatorade.

Go Hokies!

So how many Mississippi schools can be ranked #3 at the same time?

Is this like last week when bama and fsu were both ranked number 1?

2 out of 3. Southern Miss is hanging around in the 150's.

And that is why you don't put a D in Rogers!

I've got an awesome Hokie story from Russia. Can't post it without some legs. Help a Hokie brother out?

Sorry, but have to downvote this. I don't think spamming every single thread with the same message is an appropriate way to get legs. I think spamming should be added to the no-no list in the community guidelines.

Spamming has always been implicitly against guidelines. It's sort of worked into the first point, though not explicitly.

I tend to agree, though I am not downvoting (that would undo about a month's worth of USAFHokie's legs). Posting "please give me turkey legs so I can [vote, post, increase my rank on the big board, etc]" is sort of the against the point. Posting it multiple times across different threads is spam and it is unnecessary.

Posting new threads helps weed out junk from people who don't know what's going on (which may not be relevant here for someone who's been a member for a few months, but still, that's the policy). At this point, since you can't get legs simply for posting comments (thankfully, otherwise people get rewarded for spamming), that means only people who have demonstrated that they know how to engage in the community constructively can start new threads that are worthwhile. A few weeks back, there were 20 new threads a day, many repetitive and most full of crap that was basically just any thought that popped into someone's head. It buried the real, worthwhile, content on the site.

If the story is great, it will still be great whenever the individual wanting to post it will be able to. If it's epic and urgent, then appeal to Joe for a rule change.

Or post some UVA jokes, those are always good for a quick +20.

"Exit light..."

i don't see an NFL thread, and I'm too lazy to begin one but...

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!

That win was almost as satisfying as the Hokies win over OSU earlier this year. Mainly because my wife is a Seahawks fan and I've now got the bragging rights (at least until the playoffs. ..assuming we make it)

and to top off the night? Giants getting shut out? Talk about glorious, ..even if it was to the Eagles.

What a night!!