
My girlfriend has a Darren Evans jersey (technically a "#32 Virginia Tech football jersey"). She got it right before the 2010 season, simply because it was the only number the bookstore had left. Before the start of this season, she had worn it for exactly five games. Those games, you ask?
Boise State, 2010
Stanford, 2010
Michigan, 2011
Cincinnati, 2012
North Carolina, 2012
After the Carolina game, she and I came to the conclusion that the jersey was cursed. She hung it up in the back of her closet like a horrible sweater someone gives you for Christmas. She excommunicated a piece of clothing simply because her team lost too many times while she wore it.
Does a jersey actually impact what happens on the field? Of course not, but that's fandom. Fans will do whatever we think will help our team. That includes screaming at the top of our lungs while packed like sardines in Lane Stadium, or drinking the exact same bourbon from the exact same glass on the exact same couch cushion every Saturday. Sure, it might not make any sense, but it doesn't have to.
Fanatical logic like that is what makes this Pittsburgh game nerve-racking. As crazy as it may seem, as illogical as it may feel, the Panthers have foiled the Hokies for years, both in Pittsburgh and in Blacksburg. It's a fact not lost on anyone around the program, including its head coach.
"I think every year is different," said Frank Beamer. "What caused the first loss, second loss, third loss, fourth loss, different reasons. But the bottom line is they're always a very physical football team, always very tough, they don't beat themselves, they're a tough team to beat."
Four losses, yikes. And as much as Frank would like to talk about Pittsburgh's toughness, his teams have played down to the competition more often than not. Look at these results since 2000:
2000: Undefeated and ranked second in the country, Tech wins a tight one in Blacksburg, as Carter Worley hit a game winning field goal to beat Pitt 37-34. Why is this one on the list? It's because the Hokies lost Michael Vick to a dreaded high ankle sprain at the end of the first half of that game, all but destroying the team's chances against No. 3 Miami the next week.
2001: The twelfth-ranked Hokies went into Pittsburgh to play a 2-5 Panthers team that had only beaten East Tennessee State and Temple. Those same Panthers ran Tech out of the building, winning 38-7 and holding Grant Noel and company to 151 yards of total offense.
2002: After starting 8-0, including wins over LSU, Texas A&M and Marshall, No. 3 Virginia Tech loses to unranked Pittsburgh at home, 28-21. Again an unheralded Panthers team held the Hokies in check offensively, out gaining them 483 yards to 275. Some random freshman receiver named Larry Fitzgerald had five catches for 105 yards and three scores, and that Tech team finished the year by winning just two of their final six games.
2003: The week before Tech obliterated No. 2 Miami, so this game was going to be different. Alas, it was not. Despite 241 yards and four scores from Kevin Jones, the Hokies lost yet again to the Panthers, this time 31-28 in Pittsburgh.
2012: We should all remember this one. Logan Thomas and company traveled north yet again, this time to face a Pitt team that had lost to Youngstown State to begin the year. It lead to a picture of sad Tech bros contemplating life by the river.

Sure, Thomas and Dadi Nicolas got revenge on Paul Chryst's squad last season, but those kind of results have to make even the most level-headed people see a cause for concern, right? Well, it seems like quarterback Michael Brewer is confident enough to look the ghosts of old losses in the eye and tell them to leave his team alone.
"This is a new year," said Brewer. "This team doesn't have anything to do with the previous teams that have lost there. We've just got to show up and get off to a good start, just like we did at North Carolina, and protect the ball and find a way to put points on the board. And if we do that, we'll be fine."
That's all well and good, but that's coming from a newcomer, someone who doesn't know any better. Is it more of a struggle for some of the older guys? Maybe some of the ones who've been around a little while?
"[The losses are] always motivation, something to look forward to," said senior safety Kyshoen Jarrett. "You know I've definitely looked forward to, going back and playing those guys at their stadium, and getting a W.
"Because last time we were up there, it wasn't good at all. So, you know, just playing good ball. I'm definitely looking forward to it and I'm sure everybody else on the team is. That's the mindset we've been having all week."
The team seems ready, it's leaders seem focused on the now, not the then, and the fans? Well, my girlfriend decided that enough time had passed when she broke out her old #32 jersey this year.
The game she decided to bring it back for? Ohio State.
Maybe superstitions don't matter, or maybe it just takes a fan to break out of them. Whatever the case may be, it's a new season full of new players, meaning that it may be just the right time to shake the Pittsburgh jinx once and for all.

Comments
Frank Beamer definitely believes in the curse. The Hokies haven't done that Blackout thing since trying it against Boise have they? (Which is kind of a shame because those unis looked awesome... but I understand.)
I also guarantee you that they don't wear all orange ever again. (Duke '13)
Your mouth to God's ear, Leo.
Well... Beamer did say that the orange-on-orange look would never see the light of day in Blacksburg again after a certain game that didn't actually happen in 1994. Beamer himself failed to make good on his own guarantee.
I remember other orange on white but not another orange on orange.
I will repeat this again for this article:
WE ARE NOT SYRACUSE!
That 2012 game was the start of the two year slide.
When was the last time they beat us while we were unranked?
Pitt has never beaten us when we were unranked. I'll take that as a good sign.
I concur. That's a strong voodoo stat.
Last time they played and Tech was unranked was in 1996, a 34-17 Hokie win at home. I'm not sure the last time Pitt won over an unranked Tech.
Ugh - I was at the 2002 Pitt game, as a senior in high school. A Pitt fan, 50-ish years old, no teeth, spit in my face for me standing up and cheering for the home team Hokies. A few F-Bombs later, I was the one who was removed from the South Endzone, only to be escorted to Section 9. Security said that the Pitt fan was not going to be so lucky and was tossed shortly after.
I loathe Pitt fans... especially...
If you spit in my face I will fight you for the rest of my life.
Leonard Law 101-B.673
Is potato the number after two? Someone please help...
hate to nitpick, but isn't it exorcising?
Not if you're a horse on a treadmill -- in which case, you are indeed getting exercise.
It is exorcising, but I was also assuming a horse/treadmill pun here, as I usually do because they're awesome.
MY WALT HARRIS VOODOO DOLL IS READY. I WILL LIGHT THAT FUCKER ON FIRE IF NEEDS BE.
What's even worse about Harris is he left Pitt for Stanford where he promptly stunk up the joint, which led to the hiring of Harbaugh, which led to us getting waxed in the OB. UGH!
I hate that guy and his transition lenses so much
Trust me, no one was happy with Harris coming to town. That was a disaster from day 1 and I sat through every. Single. One. of those terrible, terrible games.
Sorry, this bothers me, but it's exOrcising, not exErcising.
VS
EDIT: Dammit...fire drill forces me to leave before posting and I come back to see someone else made the comment already.
The last minute loss to Pitt in 03 (eff Larry Fitz and that stupid ketchup bottle) started the skid that saw us barely beat temple and lose to the hoos ... over a decade ago ... but it still burns as we didn't even send the band to the nut bowl.
That season solidified my disdain for combinations of blue and yellow on the field regardless of shading.
Don't forget the missed pass interference on the BR pass to Hamilton on 4th down. We convert that we win. I seem to remember a good picture showing it was an obvious PI.
Ballsy move letting her wear that jersey for the Ohio State game. Ballsy move Cotton.
Guess it paid off.
Great article, but I have a point of contention:
Umm what jersey I wear certainly DOES impact what happens on the field.
True. It could also impact your playing time if Beamer ever needs to call you out of the stands. For example, if I wear #7 to the game, I exclude myself from being on the field with Bucky at the same time. So to be safe, I go with #10.
C'mon Brian, Comm majors are supposed to know how to spell 'Exorcising'
I fixed the title; my mistake. The world is a less scary place. All of our problems have been solved.
They'll get after ya!
Ohhhhhh. Grammar Nazi. I just got that.
Never fear, the grammar police are here on TKP
They never left...
I love this.
This is great. I'm sending this to my daughter, an English education major.
I have a new thing to be scared of today about TKP. I'm stuck using my work computer with no mouse because I had to take the mouse down to security training, so I'm tabbing around KeyPlay like a champ. Tab order is on point, but every time I enact a vote with the enter key it resets my tab order so I start again at the top of the page. Because tabbing around this site is probably really really common.
Tab is known to cause cancer in mice. From the saccharin, I guess. You should be careful with that stuff, Horse.
Ugh and my chrome just crashed, which made me think of something else:
It would be way sweet to be able to be in a thread and use a date/time picker to select a date time, at which point the thread would reload showing all the posts that were #new since that date/time.
I sat in gum at the Ohio State game while wearing a new pair of jeans I bought just before the season. The gum left a stain, so I stopped wearing the jeans and had been wearing my old pairs. After the GT game I decided to start wearing the gum jeans again and we haven't lost since.
My bad everyone.
This is a fellow who cuts through red tape and gets work done.
What are these, "The Pants," you speak of during football?
You have a girlfriend for 4 years and she is still just your girlfriend?
AND she understands all things Hokie?
That's the smart play here
One could even say a Key play?
...I'll see myself out.
What's wrong with that? Marriage isn't for everybody. Maybe they're poly-amorous.
They like pirate parrots?
What's that to do with marriage?
It happens, for various reasons. Took me 7.5 years, mostly to get to where we were headed in the same direction in life (we were long-distance for 6.5 of those 7.5) and also on solid ground financially.
"Look fellas, I need to be semi-available for if Kendall Fuller ever wakes up and realizes we're soulmates..."-my girlfriend.
Can't really fault her for that one.
Wait, would someone break up with a girl if one of the Fullers wanted to make another Fuller with her? Did Joseph leave Mary?
I can't believe you went there. Jesus isn't even in same league as the Fullers
Is he playing CFL now?
Pretty sure He's playing soccer (I got your joke, just making my own)
I read where he is a hockey goalie.
That was Pele.
I understand the confusion though.
My girlfriend says this about Kyle. I said I'd be cool with it as long as I could hang out with them.
It's a slooooooooow play. He's working his magic I get it.
FWIW I've been dating my girl fro 3+ now. We were long distance for 2.5 of them.
another FWIW my parents dated for 5 years before getting married. That was almost 30 years ago.
Take your time Brian. I know I am. (She doesn't read this site thank God.)
My wife and I never spent more than about two weeks in the same state until after we were married, we got married on the two year anniversary of the day we started dating and hit 3 years married and 5 together this summer.
2002 and 2003 were brutal. I can only imagine what those seasons could of been like if we would have won those games. Would've, could've, should've...
Eh. We were so thin on the d-line by the BC game in 03 that I believe Frank was about to call my house and ask me to play.
It's hard not to believe in superstition. My wife has only managed to watch about 12 games since 2011 and hates Logan Thomas. If you guessed that all the games she watched were also losses, you'd be 100% accurate. She actually cried when we lost the Sugar Bowl to U of Michigan.
This season was no different when I wore my Military Appreciation shirt hoping to christen it with victory following our big game after Ohio State. But it took 2 more games where it finally 'earned' it's first W with a win against Western Michigan.
THEN, my wife reluctantly watched the UNC game with me and we won that game also.
I'm literally besides myself with this year being the year my silly superstitions can be put to rest.
#FingersCrossed
When did we lose a Sugar Bowl to Michigan? I know two years ago the replay official decided to give them the trophy after we won, but that's not the same as losing.
haha, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for whatever you're smoking today. ^_^
I see you're at 60 legs -- welcome aboard! There's a five-word explanation for your confusion.
Danny Coale caught that ball.
Hey, Brian. Love listening to you dudes on the radio. Keep up the good work!!