Since the Hatin' On hasn't worked the last couple of weeks, I thought we should try a bit of reverse psychology...and we could certainly lighten the mood.
Let's love on the opposing coach: BC's Steve Addazio
CSA is in his 2nd year at BC...and has tried really hard
CSA was head coach at Temple, where he helped shape and train our beloved OC.
CSA chooses to shave his head, rather than to become the Captain Stubing of college football...good for you, Kitten!
You can be serious or sarcastic (as long as you don't use the /sarcastica font...no one will know!)
Go Hokies!
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Love that he's a dude. we need more dudes.
Well played, sir!
CSA's baldness is a thing of legend. I bask in its reflective glory.
Steve Addazio refused to coach BC while Matt Ryan was still there.
Sure did, dude. He was a dude, but he wasn't the dude I wanted to work with, dude.
OUT OF CHARACTER: I tried not doing Al Golden after Paul Chryst. But then that didn't work either. So I'm just doing what's the most fun.
Steve Addazio loves all dudes and just wants to see them be successful in whatever they do in life.
I miss Mascot Mock. It seemed to work great in 2010.
We did that once last year...for Duke.
But we also lost to BC, Maryland, and UCLA without a Mascot Mock. Maybe it wasn't given a chance early enough in the season?
Steve Addazio has an unrivaled obsession with Toby Keith. I think that's cool.
I...I...I just get lost in his eyes...
I'm glad you feel the same way.
In his free time CSA saves puppies from puppy mills and baby seals from killer whales.
Wouldn't that be stealing food from the whales though?!
Dammit Reese don't try to apply logic to this!
CSA's charming smile is sustenance for whales. CSA smiles while saving baby seals. Nature is in balance.
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died...
Ahhh so he's also the most interesting man in the world's younger relative?
I did everything I could to nurse that poor soul back to health. It was a shame.
Steve Addazio's mustache is made of unicorn hair and is fluent in 120 languages, including Elvish, and Bocce.
Going heavy this week. No screwing around.
Russell Wilson follows Steve Addazio on Instagram.
Steve Addazio, when going through the drive-thru at Chick fil A, pays the bill for the 7 person family in the Ford Aerostar van behind him.
Steve Addazio spends his Sundays at the hospital as a therapy companion, curled up on a terminally ill person's lap, when there aren't enough therapy dogs to go around.
No less than 25 Irish folk songs have been written about his bald head...
CSA thinks you are a bad man, a very bad man.
Has always had wavy hair.
Now waving goodbye.
Steve Addazio went to college and is a respected member of the community
perfect opportunity to dig this guy up valentines day card up
let's all be his friend this week
This better work....we really need a win.
He's totally cool going by either Steve or Steven.
He always rewound rented VHS tapes.
He has never once said, "you too" when a waiter or cashier told him to enjoy his meal.
I can't tell you how many times I've done this when people say "enjoy your movie" at the theater...
He's so dreamy
CSA insists to this day that Danny Coale caught that ball.
You saw it, I saw it, we all saw it.
Steve Addazio carries old people's groceries out to their car.
It only seems right to me. Old folks are just dudes past their prime.
Steve!!! A great pleasure seeing you on TKP - Welcome!
Steve Addazio uses Sex Wax to keep his pate in proper condition.
I, for one, welcome our power running obsessed overlord.
Steve Addazio recruits OL and turns them into TEs.
Steve Addazio is the hero that BC deserves
Despite multiple failed lawsuits, CSA still claims (rightly so) that he was the inspiration for the Super Mario Bros. Just wait til the next time you hear him say, "It's-a-me, Addazio!" You'll see
Steve Addazio beat the #9 University of Southern California in prime time on ESPN, thus beginning their downward spiral into irrelevance for another season.
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Steve Addazio is just...well, golly, he's just a gosh darn good guy.
And it looks like he's wearing...nothing at all
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!
Steve Adazzio invented sliced bread...
Steve Addazio pronounces his name "Steve" but he won't get mad if you call him Kevin.
Steve Addazio is not Jeff Jagodzinski, and that's awesome.
I love desserts of all kinds.
Steve Addazio thinks we're just a great bunch of folks with wonderful senses of humor and wishes us all the best.
You dudes are great.
CSA knows what O-Lines are supposed to look like.........
Steve Adazzio was confused when he found out we were not hating on him and instead loving
but he was overall pleased with this turn of events and thought it was a nice gesture
Steve Adazzio thinks ESPN is out of their mind and CSA thinks enter the sandman ROCKS when the hokies come out of the tunnel and everyone starts jumping!!!
Steve Addazio doesn't sit on the cenotaph when he visits the pylons.
Legend has it Steve Adazzio and Chuck Norris got in a fight 13.8 billion years ago....
Steve Adazzio once wrote a best selling book. We found out later that our coaching staff bought all the copies because they didnt want CSA to let everyone in on our little secret here in blacksburg.
The playbook isn't very deep. Most of the plays are just called "The run it up the gut."
Well...if this is true, then our coaches need to reread this book before Saturday.
Steve's my homey.
I can verify this. cds7c is a dude.
Steve Addazio thinks that Wu-Tang is most definitely for the children (and freely admits that he cannot get the W hand signal right).
Tom Selleck idolizes Steve Addazio's mustache. He claims CSA was his inspiration for "Magnum PI".
Steve Addazio volunteers to get the next round.
Steve Addazio lets you have the fries at the bottom of the bag.
Steve Addazio gives the foul ball to the kid.
Steve Addazio is the dude that puts the accidental curly fries with your regular cut fries.
Steve Addazio was pissed when Mace Windu died in Star Wars
geez spoiler alert. What's next, vader is luke's father?
Hey! I only just started the empire strikes back! Just don't spoil the Luke-Leia romance for me
Steve Addazio took Dorothy Mantooth to a nice seafood dinner AND called her again.
Steve is fully dipped in dork magic and will never have his pussy denied touchdowns.
Wah! Wah! Wah! This may be crossing the line...
Woah there, that's you dudes' thing. It seems like a pretty swell thing, but I will be running a power running offense. That's just what I do with my dudes.
He looks like the type of neighbor that would lend you his tools, and not even get mad that you didn't return them right away. Good dude.
Steve Addazio tried to warn George Lucas that Jar-Jar Binks was a terrible idea and would detract too much from the storyline.
Steve Addazio waved me into traffic today. Good dude.
Steve Addazio is going to be the next Michigan coach.
Wait...is that a complement?
It is for Michigan.
Steve Addazio holds the door to the office for you even though you are just getting out of your car, thus making you feel obliged to run your ass off to get to it but you do it because you know you need the exercise.
His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"..
Steve Addazio admits it's weird that Doug Flutie wore number 22
Steve Addazio really enjoys this GIF.
I sure do.