Lovin' On - David Cutcliffe

I think we're on to something. The team certainly played better against BC.

This week I introduce you to the Head Coach of the Duke University Blue Devils: David Cutcliffe.

Lovin' on this week should be easy as he is clearly one of the most likable coaches in football (second to our own CFB).

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The NCAA is currently investigating whether or Todd Gurley was paid to sign this.

nah-nah
Insert joke about UNC "academics".

On top of that, his acronym has a nice ring to it: HC-DC
HCDC Beer
No idea what "HCDC" means in this picture...but the guy seems happy and is drinking a beer.

Go Hokies! Invade Lane Stadium SE (BB&T is going to be LSS).

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David Cutcliffe might be the best coach in the ACC. Within a year of him taking the job, he was pushing our teams that were contending for ACC titles to the brink during games, and now his team has gone from national punchline to in control of the Coastal for a 2nd season, all in the span of about 5 years.

And as good of a coach as he is, he's an even better person.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm upvoting this, but I about hurled at the same time....
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WRETCH!......

Now I feel a little better.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Who doesn't like getting caramel hard candies from a grandfatherly type? Thanks, hcdc
mmmm

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

Head Coach - HC
Hard Candies - HC
Coincidence? I think not.
Hard Candies- David Cutcliff
HC-DC

This is going to be great for the ACC.

David Cutcliffe is the man Peyton Manning trusted during his rehab.

Peyton Manning went to rehad?

For what, that large red mark on his forehead after every game?

The Dude Abides

David has never once yelled at kids to get off his lawn, and in fact routinely invites them inside for lemonade and stories about the old days.

sandlot

David Cutcliffe is Mufasa?

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

...Vader??!!

We put the K in Kwality

It's pronounced "Kevin"

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

He doesn't pull this stuff either
Mmmmmmmmm

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

More like David Buttcliffe....no wait, wrong thread

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

David Cutcliffe went to Bama. And he hates Phyllis.

David Cutcliffe is the one thing about Duke that isn't smarmy or smug.

David Cutcliffe has pwned LOLUVA almost as hard as we have.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Ok, the guy in the photo is Dan Listermann, owner of Listermann Brewing Staff at Listermann Brewing Co.

He's actually a name in brewing. He own Listermann manufacturing too. He started the Phil's brand of homebrewing equipment. So, if you have a Phil's mill or Phil's sparger, etc. He's the guy.

HCDC is Hamilton County Devlopment Company. It's like an incubator type thing that Dan used to help leverage his homebrewing and equipment knowledge into a brewery.

/beer geek

Dave Cutliff loves craft breweries like Listermann Brewing.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

#knowledge!

We put the K in Kwality

And he's happy because Dave is a Beer Nerd like me.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

http://www.footballphds.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Mel-Kiper.jpg

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I said,

Eidt: Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff.

Apparently to the point where we wear out the gif.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Oh, ok... Got it!

http://iameviltebow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/7MelKiperJr.jpg

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

No, you don't get it.

- Todd McShay

The Dude Abides

"TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD TODD!" -Mel Kiper

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

David Cutcliffe loves Egbert and drafted him in the second round of the 2014 Beer recruiting cycle.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

HCDC had only one losing season at Ole Miss before being fired.

During the interview process, Hed turned down the offer of a private jet, electing instead to drive across the Appalachians in a white Chevrolet pick-up, five hours from Knoxville to Durham, alone with his thoughts.
He arrived at a Holiday Inn Express around midnight and spent a few restless hours in a non-descript room before firing up the Chevy and making his way toward campus.
I came on in before Duke woke up and walked around and still had time to think, David Cutcliffe says.
Hed never been to Duke before. I was like most people in that I knew two things about Duke: I knew it was an outstanding academic institution, and I knew about the basketball program.

Seems like the kind of guy you get into a random conversation at a Diner with and leaving feeling better about yourself.

Good Article about his journey to Duke.

http://www.durhammag.com/the-magazine/web-extras/the-game-of-life/

Wagon's full and Momma I'm coming home.

David Cutcliffe has two TKP pint glasses and the horse on a treadmill tee shirt.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Maybe we should actually give him a shirt after the game, win or lose.

David Cutcliff is partially responsible for this:

manning 1

manning 2

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Even David Cutcliffe hates Duke basketball!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

The only thing to dislike about David Cutcliffe is that he beat us last year. Even then, he tried to let us win by making his QB throw us the ball 4 times.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

David Cutcliffe doesn't eat the last slice of cake or pie.

HCDC and CFB don't like shaking hands after the game. Not because they share any animosity, but because they hate having to apologize to the other for beating them because they have such high respect for the other's program.

The Dude Abides

Sadly, this is probably true.

We put the K in Kwality

Dan Listermann is the owner of Listermann's Brewing Company here in Cincinnati. He was the first major homebrew supply paradise in town way back in the 80s and now runs a small brewery out of the shop where I buy my supplies. He is also very influential in the local craft brew scene collaborating and developing recipes with most all of the microbreweries in town. HCDC I believe is the Hamilton County Development Company which is a promoter of small businesses in the greater Cincinnati area. The more you know...!

EDIT: DAMMIT! I got so excited to see Dan Listermann that I skipped all the comments to post about him. Egbert was quick on the draw. (that's what she said! giggity!)

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Also David Cutcliff wipes the crumbs off of his table at a restaurant before neatly stacking his napkin and silverware on his plate and leaving a 25% tip.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

NOOOOOOOOObody expects the:

ok, I'm editing out the moving gif for performance reasons.
Needless to say it's exciting.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

this gif is now responsible for slowing down this thread to a crawl.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

HCDC regularly donates large sums of money to The Human Fund. Because it's money. Money For People.

David Cutliffe is a nice guy, but nice guys finish last... So that means the Hokies are going to beat the everlovin', motherhumping,' absolute SHIT out of Duke this weekend.

Wait... I don't think I'm doing this right.

Leonard. Duh.

David Cutcliffe enjoys owning Duke in football since he has taken over the HC job at Duke.

He looks like my last boss...enough said!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

The only reason why Duke lost to FSU and Texas A&M last year was because Coach K. needed his help with coaching the basketball squadron.

David Cutcliffe thinks Paul Johnson's program sucks

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

David Cutcliffe is the DC in AC/DC

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

David Cutcliffe's mom was one of the nicest and most interesting people I have ever sat next to in an airplane. USAir coach class out of Greensboro because it was cheaper than flying out of RDU.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

David Cutcliffe is such a swell guy that he took the Duke HC job

David Cutcliffe doesn't shake Beamer's hand cause "brother's gotta hug"

David Cutcliffe blames himself for his dog's farts

David Cutcliffe doesn't acknowledge any Adam Sandler movies after Happy Gilmore

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Not even the waterboy?! Big daddy?? MR DEEDS?!?!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

It worked! It worked! Our formula worked!

We perfected it in our lobOr-atory!

We put the K in Kwality

I had no idea they protected the ball as well as anyone this season, coming into that game. Well done, Lunchpail D!

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