By: Hokie Wartooth on November 26, 2012, 4:28 PM | 31 comments Editor's Note: Hokie Wartooth wrote his own Commonwealth Cup story with some Dr. Seuss art, and it's absolutely glorious. Read and pass it along. Forums: Pictureboard DISCLAIMER: Forum topics may not have been written or edited by The Key Play staff. Tweet 0 Share 0 Email to Friend Comments VTAeries | 13 years 8 months # In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies pbowman69 | 13 years 8 months # HOLYSh*t this is amazing +10000000000000 Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Blue Collar Hokie | 13 years 8 months # this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Kings | 13 years 8 months # Great Job.Superb! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies mikey4vt | 13 years 8 months # Okay this is really awesome!Incredible Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies wdouglas | 13 years 8 months # Bump to the homepageBest thing ever. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies sparko | 13 years 8 months # love it Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Charlotte Hokie | 13 years 8 months # AwesomeGreat stuff. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Nik_A_Bando | 13 years 8 months # Yes. #win Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Seattle Hokie | 13 years 8 months # YAISSadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle? Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies vtelizabeth | 13 years 8 months # hokiesthis is the greatest ever!! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies jeremyadavis | 13 years 8 months # AwesomeJust sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids." Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies HokieGal | 13 years 8 months # OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Trevor | 13 years 8 months # BrilliantNo additional comments needed. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies brush mountain | 13 years 8 months # The Glennon line made me actually laugh out loud Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies hokies2010 | 13 years 8 months # This might be...my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :) Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies BlameGlennon | 13 years 8 months # Hokie Wartooth's been killing it latelyBetween this and that Gap one. Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Hokie Wartooth | 13 years 8 months # ^ ThanksRivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies goodwipd | 10 years 8 months # ^ I am so glad you posted this! I remember reading this a couple of years ago and from time to time I unsuccessfully search for it. THANK YOU Edit: Never mind - I get it now. I literally read it here.. a couple of years ago. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies SpiderHokie | 13 years 8 months # Perfection. Well done. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies NoahDyeNotDie | 13 years 8 months # Hahahaha love this. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies hokiecheme | 13 years 8 months # Forwarded to everyone I know! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies minimoose42 | 13 years 8 months # Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies T-Mobile_Service is Good | 13 years 8 months # And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..." Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies I Miss Tyrod | 13 years 8 months # I am going to make sureThat my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies PMS208 | 13 years 8 months # Fantastic!Could you with a fake lunch pail? No sir, no sir, UVA fail! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies wisec4g | 11 years 8 months # Still true. 11-straight for the good guys, and counting. Never change, boo hoos! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies Blue Collar Hokie | 11 years 8 months # Ahh, a cherished holiday tradition. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies 8300A_Hokie'12 🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙 | 11 years 8 months # I love how the comments in this thread are still in the old format haha. Wartooth, can you edit this so that it says 11 straight years? Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies rogue_nine9 | 10 years 8 months # Bump from 2 wins ago Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies SharkbaitHokie | 10 years 8 months # ^ i see what you're doing Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
VTAeries | 13 years 8 months # In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
pbowman69 | 13 years 8 months # HOLYSh*t this is amazing +10000000000000 Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Blue Collar Hokie | 13 years 8 months # this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Kings | 13 years 8 months # Great Job.Superb! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
mikey4vt | 13 years 8 months # Okay this is really awesome!Incredible Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
wdouglas | 13 years 8 months # Bump to the homepageBest thing ever. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
sparko | 13 years 8 months # love it Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Charlotte Hokie | 13 years 8 months # AwesomeGreat stuff. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Nik_A_Bando | 13 years 8 months # Yes. #win Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Seattle Hokie | 13 years 8 months # YAISSadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle? Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
vtelizabeth | 13 years 8 months # hokiesthis is the greatest ever!! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
jeremyadavis | 13 years 8 months # AwesomeJust sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids." Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
HokieGal | 13 years 8 months # OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Trevor | 13 years 8 months # BrilliantNo additional comments needed. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
brush mountain | 13 years 8 months # The Glennon line made me actually laugh out loud Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
hokies2010 | 13 years 8 months # This might be...my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :) Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
BlameGlennon | 13 years 8 months # Hokie Wartooth's been killing it latelyBetween this and that Gap one. Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Hokie Wartooth | 13 years 8 months # ^ ThanksRivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
goodwipd | 10 years 8 months # ^ I am so glad you posted this! I remember reading this a couple of years ago and from time to time I unsuccessfully search for it. THANK YOU Edit: Never mind - I get it now. I literally read it here.. a couple of years ago. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
SpiderHokie | 13 years 8 months # Perfection. Well done. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
NoahDyeNotDie | 13 years 8 months # Hahahaha love this. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
hokiecheme | 13 years 8 months # Forwarded to everyone I know! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
minimoose42 | 13 years 8 months # Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
T-Mobile_Service is Good | 13 years 8 months # And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..." Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
I Miss Tyrod | 13 years 8 months # I am going to make sureThat my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
PMS208 | 13 years 8 months # Fantastic!Could you with a fake lunch pail? No sir, no sir, UVA fail! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
wisec4g | 11 years 8 months # Still true. 11-straight for the good guys, and counting. Never change, boo hoos! Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Blue Collar Hokie | 11 years 8 months # Ahh, a cherished holiday tradition. Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
8300A_Hokie'12 🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙 | 11 years 8 months # I love how the comments in this thread are still in the old format haha. Wartooth, can you edit this so that it says 11 straight years? Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
rogue_nine9 | 10 years 8 months # Bump from 2 wins ago Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
SharkbaitHokie | 10 years 8 months # ^ i see what you're doing Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Comments
In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir!
HOLY
Sh*t this is amazing +10000000000000
this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life
Great Job.
Superb!
Okay this is really awesome!
Incredible
Bump to the homepage
Best thing ever.
love it
Awesome
Great stuff.
Yes.
#win
YAIS
Sadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle?
hokies
this is the greatest ever!!
Awesome
Just sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids."
OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!
forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D
Brilliant
No additional comments needed.
The Glennon line
made me actually laugh out loud
This might be...
my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :)
Hokie Wartooth's been killing it lately
Between this and that Gap one.
Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway.
Thanks
Rivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all.
I am so glad you posted this! I remember reading this a couple of years ago and from time to time I unsuccessfully search for it.
THANK YOU
Edit: Never mind - I get it now. I literally read it here.. a couple of years ago.
Perfection.
Well done.
Hahahaha love this.
Forwarded to everyone I know!
Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job.
And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..."
I am going to make sure
That my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends.
Fantastic!
Could you with a fake lunch pail?
No sir, no sir, UVA fail!
Still true. 11-straight for the good guys, and counting. Never change, boo hoos!
Ahh, a cherished holiday tradition.
I love how the comments in this thread are still in the old format haha. Wartooth, can you edit this so that it says 11 straight years?
Bump from 2 wins ago
i see what you're doing