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Kelly, 20, of Niagara Falls, refused to leave Encore at 492 Pearl St. about 3:15 a.m. and punched a bouncer in the face, Buffalo police said. Kelly's companion, Brandon Hickey, 21, of Clarence, had been thrown out of the bar earlier and tried to re-enter, police said.
Kelly continued to fight with two bouncers and stated "I'm going to go to my car and get my AK-47 and spray this place," according to a report.
Thankfully he's Ole Miss' problem.
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Never been so glad a kid wound up elsewhere.
I knew we couldn't handle his "$wag".
#SWAG
I doubt he'll be Ole Miss's problem after this.
*surprised face*
So much for second chances . He done, unless FSU takes him.
Breaking News: Florida State has announced that it has cleared Chad Kelly of any wrongdoing in this incident.
This guy makes Johnny Manziel look like he's got his life together...
I mean, would we really want a QB that was dismissed from another ACC school in the first place?
No, we want one that we flip from committing to another ACC school.
And WHAT a surprise

Dodging bullets like we in the Matrix here.
Came here to add this gif, saw that you already made the joke, but here it is anyways.

I was just too lazy to go look for the gif, but this was exactly what I was thinking. Leg for you. Can someone (lookin' at you, Guitarman) bring us home and make the bullets Chad's face flying by as Beamer dodges 'em?
https://soundcloud.com/g5gi/chad-kelly
Wow.... I'm just embarrassed for this guy.
Second chances, especially in college football, are pretty hard to get. And what does this guy do with his? He pretty much craps on it. Shows that he really didn't change at all. Good thing he's not a Hokie.
#Swag
#SoMuchSwag
Well that didn't take long.
Sadly, no matter how many chances some people are given , they will never change .
says everyone about Marcus Vick. These two would be a killer reality show for people that like Honey Boo Boo
The funny thing is I was thinking about Marcus Vick when reading the above comment and then saw you had already posted it.
"I'm going to go to my car and get my AK-47 and spray this place"
While we're all happy this kid isn't coming to Blacksburg, the Buffalo Wild Wings staff should really be celebrating.
ISWYDT.
Merry Christmas! This was made for swag.

We should always stay away from these extreme swag cases. We don't need these to be Hokie problems.
Idiot.
Thank God we did not pick-up this idiot. But I gotta ask, who on the coaching staff thought this kid was worthy of VT?
The staff didn't actually ever offer him a scholarship.
Hey, look at that... someone got the exchange caught on film
http://deadspin.com/chill-bro-video-shows-chad-kelly-brawling-with-boun-1674046938
If only Swag Kelly had seen Chapelle's "When keepin' it real goes wrong" sketches
First time around I read Chip Kelly, did the double take and saw Chad. Took me a while to remember who he was; I had already forgotten him.
I somehow managed to read it as Chad Morris. I thought it was an odd development.
whereas I read "Chad Kelly arrested after souffle with police"
That's the only reason I opened the thread. Then I saw the age, and thought "Joe's just being funny cause this 20 y/o has the same name as the coach". Then I scrolled down, and it was still worth reading.
You knew he was a douche the minute he posted having an offer from VT when he actually didn't. Perhaps he thought that we would offer him. So glad we didn't.
Welp, at least he has his rap career to fall back on.
I read this more as "Chad Kelly receives offer from LSU and Auburn"
Haha: "Miami increases their offer to two scholarships"
you spelt Florida State wrong.
I read this more as: "Jimbo finally finds replacement for Jameis."
First glance looked like he had a souffle with police. Seemed a little out of character for him, but considerate and delicious. Then I re-read it and it made much more sense.
You know who really dodged the bullet here, the Klempsun family from Klempsun. (I'll see myself out).