This was a fantastic idea posed by TechHokie13 in the other thread. So let's break it out here... give this your best bad lip reading effort!

"Call me fat again, you're going to get spanked!"
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second part looks like "you're calling for pizza."
Re-post from the other thread, but since it's topical here:
"You come the first time, or you're ordering pizza"
"you call them flapjacks, or maybe pancakes"
"You took my Fat Tire, you order the pizza"
"You're gonna breakdance, on my face."
(not going to GIF this one so the thread doesn't start to slow)
"You go over to Bobby's house, and you're gonna sh*t on his face."
"You're coming for a tater. You're going for paste."
"You get us a first down, or you'll be playing first base."
"This finger right here, is going in an uncomfortable place."
"If we can't get Bud Foster, get me Chavis in his place."
"You're not home by sundown, you're ordering wings."
I crab with butter sauce, you hafta pay.
I'm not going to cut & paste from the original thread that spawned this, 'cuz I'm just too lazy.
Here's a new one that I'd swear looks right:
"Are there Duck ball sacks... all over my face?"
You have been practicing bouillabaisse?