TKP East-West Game

By: hokie07ME on January 29, 2015, 8:03 AM | 79 comments

In honor of the new Key & Peel East-West game

Let's do our own The Key Play East-West Game (names that play on school stereotypes)

I'll start:

Rutherford Harrison Carruthers VI, University of Virginia

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Beamer's Auto Garage's picture Beamer's Auto Garage | 11 years 5 months #

Gussie Busch, LB, Alabama

Edit: I guess I can't read this morning... Fresca Von Zima Necksweater, Kicker, UVA

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

hokiesAllDaWay's picture hokiesAllDaWay | 11 years 5 months #

This is how the video should end.

Thomas Jefferson, William & Mary.

Jalroop Mahjomg's picture Jalroop Mahjomg | 11 years 5 months #

Crabbleggs Publix, Florida State

historyhokie's picture historyhokie
HOWDOITURNTHISON
| 11 years 5 months #

A-Aron Inallclassesdespitenevershowingup, UNC

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 11 years 5 months #

Ignitius D'Couchuz - West Virginia University

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Leonard's picture Leonard | 11 years 5 months # ^

Hahahaha.

Leonard. Duh.

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 11 years 5 months #

Dontwanna Study, UNC

Throwda Ball-Lots, Washington State

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

VTrumpet's picture VTrumpet
🎂🎂🎂
| 11 years 5 months #

Nike Swoosh
- University of Oregon

Sux 2 B.
- "The U"

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 11 years 5 months #

Winnemall Ceptthahokies - Ohio State University

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 11 years 5 months #

Tougherout Thanthehoos - East Carolina University

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

jhnbrynt's picture jhnbrynt
TURN UP THE WICK
| 11 years 5 months #

Scoreless Regulation - Wake Forest University (too soon?)

VTimHokie85's picture VTimHokie85 | 11 years 5 months #

Tyrone Tyler- Lou Holtz Sthtate Univerthity

@VTimHokie85

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 11 years 5 months # ^

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twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 11 years 5 months #

Da'chops Nees 5* OL commited to GT

this make paul johnsons pants wet

.

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 5 months #

Guden D'Aties - Notre Dame

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

jhnbrynt's picture jhnbrynt
TURN UP THE WICK
| 11 years 5 months #

Twas Acatch - University of Michigan

VB06Hokie's picture VB06Hokie | 11 years 5 months #

Mike Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele - Hawaii

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

kosuch8's picture kosuch8 | 11 years 5 months # ^

...and his girlfriend Lennay Kekua

VB06Hokie's picture VB06Hokie | 11 years 5 months # ^

Catfish Te'O'Malley - Notre Dame?

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Shoog's picture Shoog
🤔
| 11 years 5 months #

Ghost Ryder-University of Maryland and his sister E. Z. Ryder-Radford
Nonus Qualifyus-Marshall University
Toot Les Grinn-Tennessee

nubinile's picture nubinile | 11 years 5 months #

Danny Icaughttheball Coale - Virginia Tech

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Beamer's Auto Garage's picture Beamer's Auto Garage | 11 years 5 months #

Muneysign Miget- Texas A&M

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Vawter Boy 4 Life's picture Vawter Boy 4 Life | 11 years 5 months #

Iam Ahman Forte - Coach, Oklahoma State

Vawter Boy 4 Life's picture Vawter Boy 4 Life | 11 years 5 months #

Rah-Lees Daband, Stanford

Choppin wood by the JUGS's picture Choppin wood by the JUGS | 11 years 5 months #

O-H OhNo---The Ohio Tech University

VTShane's picture VTShane | 11 years 5 months #

La'El'D'qUa_VadreeYusavant'e Beaudreaux (#3anddunnplaya)- Looseanna State Yoonaversally (LSU-Def Valley)

Jeremiah 29:11 and Go Hokies!

Leonard's picture Leonard | 11 years 5 months #

Theardeeate O'Breaux - Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

Leonard. Duh.

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 5 months # ^

nice. took me four tries reading it, but nice

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HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 5 months # ^

I tried that. Then I read it out loud four times. Then I read it out loud to a friend. I still can't get it but I legged it to go with the crowd.

This is the kind of thread where I need a "leg all posts" button.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 5 months # ^

"Exit light..."

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 5 months # ^

That's not too far from what actually happened here. Except my goggles are horse-sized

08hokies10's picture 08hokies10 | 11 years 5 months # ^

Methinks 38-0, bros?

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Leonard's picture Leonard | 11 years 5 months # ^

Of course it is.

Leonard. Duh.

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Heh. Nice. That's so Leonard

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 5 months #

YOU! -- Charlottesville Community College

"Exit light..."

Choppin wood by the JUGS's picture Choppin wood by the JUGS | 11 years 5 months # ^

pronunciation guide = UUUUUUUU exclamation point

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
🍪 🐶 COOKIES 4 LIFE!
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Pronunciation guide: "Kevin"

We put the K in Kwality

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 11 years 5 months # ^

Rugby Road U*

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

WeAreAllWhitnesses's picture WeAreAllWhitnesses | 11 years 5 months #

Tu-Manny CorterBachs - THE Ohio State University

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 11 years 5 months #

Younowy Imere - Univeristy of California

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 5 months #

Watsa Boelgaem - University of Virginia

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VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 11 years 5 months #

afew "mo" timawts - LOLUVA

twitter @smithey_daniel
head scout BSP scouting specializing in north florida/ southern GA highschool football scouting

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 5 months #

Kent Beetteq, University of Virginia

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 11 years 5 months #

Kent Beatek
Brian Zimaesgud
- YOU!va
edit: You beat me to it! Great minds think alike.

VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 11 years 5 months #

Willy Everthroh - Quarterback, Georgia Tech
Whemis T. Bowe - Florida
Thayer Baque - Da U

VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Friend and underclassman highschool teammate of Thayer Baque, Weir Knotbaqueyet, commits to UM in spite of a disastrous 6-7 season.

hokiecamel's picture hokiecamel
🦃🐫
| 11 years 5 months #

Imana Bote - DA U

Wyatts Aclass- UNC

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 5 months # ^

Is he related to Jose N'botes? He played for Miami back in the Nate Shapiro days.

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VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Holden Ahntudapast
Kent Phillip Arseets
Al Mosdare
- Da U

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Holden Ahntudapast transferred from Tennessee after his sophomore year.

VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Considered a transfer to Notre Dame into their Prehistoric Studies major.

InEnemyTerritory's picture InEnemyTerritory
PIE!
| 11 years 5 months #

Champonius Rheng - Univusity of Noth Carolinah

(this utilizes the official spelling as required in UNC classes)

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Hokie Stone's picture Hokie Stone | 11 years 5 months #

Leven Straight - uva

Hokie Stone's picture Hokie Stone | 11 years 5 months #

Gene Shorts- Florida

Hokie Stone's picture Hokie Stone | 11 years 5 months #

Pawwwwwwl Paul- alabama

HortHokie15's picture HortHokie15
| 11 years 5 months #

Ima Fuller - THE University of Virginia.... Tech

gmart22's picture gmart22 | 11 years 5 months #

Deebee You - Virginia Tech

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 11 years 5 months #

Haha, some of these are like trying to read personalized license plates.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Beamer's Auto Garage's picture Beamer's Auto Garage | 11 years 5 months #

Entreous Sanderman -Runner with Flag, Virginia Tech

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 11 years 5 months #

Na'Vowel Krazyzooski, Duke University

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

mattjfore's picture mattjfore | 11 years 5 months #

Yami Ahoo - 5* in state recruit UVA

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 11 years 5 months #

Gator Hoskins.... Marshall University

NickVT10's picture NickVT10 | 11 years 5 months #

Fahln Cauvmen - UVA

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 11 years 5 months #

Fatuh Hyman - Colorado State

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

HokiEE's picture HokiEE | 11 years 5 months #

EDIT: I didn't read the post about it being about school stereotypes...my bad

Moses Tiberius "Sweatsocks" Malone - Alabama A&M

Shadiraquaz Jadankalous Carter - New River Community College Muskies

and how could you forget about Fudge! He had a great rookie season!

PS be on the lookout for Ifo Ekpre-Olomu from Oregon and Owamagbe Odighizuwa from UCLA as possible DROY candidates.

#ENFUENTE #BALLSOFSTEEL #Livefor32

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 11 years 5 months # ^

Sweatsocks Malone I love it

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
🍪 🐶 COOKIES 4 LIFE!
| 11 years 5 months #

Igot Nowheretoplay - UAB

We put the K in Kwality

HokiEE's picture HokiEE | 11 years 5 months # ^

:(

#ENFUENTE #BALLSOFSTEEL #Livefor32

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
🍪 🐶 COOKIES 4 LIFE!
| 11 years 5 months #

Mycoachwasa Cop - UVA

We put the K in Kwality

Mike London's picture Mike London | 11 years 5 months # ^

Time out!

(That's the right way to use it, right?)

Did you know I used to be a cop?

NickVT10's picture NickVT10 | 11 years 5 months #

Lezgeaux Bengelisius Myles - Louisiana State University

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 11 years 5 months #

Ishmael Kerndugs - Louisiana State University

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Kville Hokies's picture Kville Hokies
| 11 years 5 months #

"Papa" John Da' leviry Mann Louisville
Virgin Da'Ufussdork Georgia Tech
Asbin Thugwannabee Miami

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

kosuch8's picture kosuch8 | 11 years 5 months #

Husbandof Twelvewives - BYU

Mike London's picture Mike London | 11 years 5 months #

Nevergonna Beatcha - UVA

Did you know I used to be a cop?

VTimHokie85's picture VTimHokie85 | 11 years 5 months #

Hookerson Blow - Da U

@VTimHokie85

Wampster's picture Wampster | 11 years 5 months #

Shade O'Yonuzz - Boise St.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 11 years 5 months # ^

Izn Evanas Tate - Boise State

Stephen F. Austin - Sam Houston State

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.