The unification of #teampie and #teamcake.

Behold...

THE PIECAKEN

piecaken

This is like the Constructicons coming together to form Devastator.

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Waste of two good pies right there. #TEAMPIE

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

On the contrary, I believe they ruined the cake.

I have a solution I think will work for everyone: carefully eat the cake around the pie and then you've got 2 pies left for dessert.

That's cool. That means there's more for #TeamDessert!!!!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

AMEN Brother....#TEAMPIE

February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

#TeamCake

This looks delicious, it really does. But I am going to start demanding that anyone who posts this down a pint of whatever delicious frothy beer they choose because its about the 4th time I've seen a thread dedicated to it. Cheers!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I know I've posted this before, but I can't find anything in the search. The Pumpecapple Piecake:

pumpecapple

ThreeBrothersBakery
Three Brothers Bakery of Houston

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

CA

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

You're not going to get the crispy crust, which is a key element of #teampie... I think you're better off picking a side, although this attempt at compromise was a good one and should be respected.

It was a catch

Hey, team pie is trying to subvert team cookies family relationship to team cake:

The name cookie is derived from the Dutch word koekje, meaning "small or little cake."

This cannot stand

cookie/cake

Chocolate covered Oreo cookie cake

6-5, 10-1-1, 2-9, 3-8, 6-4-1, 6-5, 5-6, 2-8-1, 9-3, 8-4, 10-2, 10-2, 7-5, 9-3, 11-1, 11-1, 8-4, 10-4, 8-5, 10-3, 11-2, 10-3, 11-3, 10-4, 10-3, 11-3, 11-3, 7-6, 8-5, 7-6, 7-6, 10-4, 9-4, 6-7, 8-5..........

And here come the lunatic fringe. Somebody close the thread before those ice cream guys get wind of it.
#teamcakeandthesilentmajority

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

Well, that escalated quickly

escalate

6-5, 10-1-1, 2-9, 3-8, 6-4-1, 6-5, 5-6, 2-8-1, 9-3, 8-4, 10-2, 10-2, 7-5, 9-3, 11-1, 11-1, 8-4, 10-4, 8-5, 10-3, 11-2, 10-3, 11-3, 10-4, 10-3, 11-3, 11-3, 7-6, 8-5, 7-6, 7-6, 10-4, 9-4, 6-7, 8-5..........

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

piecake
I'll just leave this here

They'll really get after ya

Whatever that is, it's irrational.

I'll see myself out.

"Exit light..."

That's it, I'm done.
done

Apparently I chose Team Ice Cream in my profile (I really do like ice cream though). But why are ice cream and cookies even an option in the dropdown in this epic battle?

I will soon be making my allegiance to either Team Pie or Team Cake. Will sleep on this very important decision.

Surrender yourself to Team Pie. We have pie!

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Now that you've opened up your recruiting, I'd like to *formerly* extend an official CAKE scholarship offer.
CAKE
YOU!!!!!

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

That looks like a Mike London scholarship offer.

#TEAMPIE

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

This offer was brought to you by:
WordArt...
...and the letter U!!!!!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

After four long days of deliberation and counsel from my friends and family...I have decided to commit my talents to...

The University of PIE!

Welcome to the only real answer. To the pie vs cake question.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Whoooo! 5* recruit right there. Gotta love flipping recruits from team ice cream.

On second thought, team ice cream is more like the JUCO pipeline to team pie. Ice cream and cake is just soggy while ice cream and pie is glorious.

6-5, 10-1-1, 2-9, 3-8, 6-4-1, 6-5, 5-6, 2-8-1, 9-3, 8-4, 10-2, 10-2, 7-5, 9-3, 11-1, 11-1, 8-4, 10-4, 8-5, 10-3, 11-2, 10-3, 11-3, 10-4, 10-3, 11-3, 11-3, 7-6, 8-5, 7-6, 7-6, 10-4, 9-4, 6-7, 8-5..........

especially when burrito is not also an option? #teamburrito

#teamicecream #teampiebutonlyifitsglutenfreebecauseceliac

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Leg for knowing the actual, justifiable reason to give a shit if something is gluten free.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Side note to that, was picking up Italian to take home one night(two kids under 4 and a pregnant wife mean no eating out) and a lady at the bar wanted to know if they had gluten free bread and noodles! If you are really "allergic" to gluten you should not be anywhere near an Italian restaurant.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Three terms I could live my whole life without hearing again: gluten-free, organic and Paleo.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

But bro, you must not get Paleo. It's, like, what our cavemen predecessors ate and stuff and it's awesome. You should totally check out my facebook feed for like 25,000 daily postings about it.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Side note: turns our it's possible to laugh and cringe at the same time.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Couldn't do it. Cavemen didn't brew beer.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I never understood the wisdom of eating like a group of people with a life expectacy of about 25 years.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

I think it's so that they don't have to brush their teeth.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Boom. This. The fad is almost unbearable back home in CA.

I can attest to this. It's running rampant.

February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

Hm. And now I'm hungry.

No cookies, no peace!!!

A question has been haunting me for some time now. While I firmly align myself with the values of #teampie, one of my true dessert loves is cheesecake. Plain, chocolate swirl, covered in strawberries, what have you. So I would like to ask the TKP community to discuss my assertion that chessecake belongs in the pie camp.

Aside from its foolhardy nomenclature, I'd like to point out the delicious pie-like crust, the consistency of the batter to that of lemon meringue pie or chocolate chess pie.

"Virginia Tech: Our trees have more school spirit than your students."

I vote cheesecake in its true form is #teampie. I forward the motion to the floor.

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The motion has been seconded. All in favor say "Aye".

Aye!

cheesecake has gone under cover to infiltrate the ranks of #teamcake. Once is has gained enough followers from the cake camp, it will reveal its true nature and lead them to the holy land of #teampie.

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Hmm.

No doubt cheesecake could be included in the pie group, but the definition of pie would have to be extended. After all, cheesecake has the word cake fully baked into it.

So the real question, HokieEngineer, is whether you're looking to have cheesecake reclassified, or whether you want to part of team pie and would like to be able to bring cheesecake with you.

We have a conundrum...

Cheesecake is clearly part of team pie. The crust is a dead giveaway... It was wrongly named is all.

#teamcheesepie

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Hold on here...

You pie people are out of control! I won't have any of this!
CheeseCAKE is a general in the team cake army. The actual "cakieness" of a cheeseCAKE
is commensurate with its quality.

If you people want to take one of those slimey, creamy, knock offs into the pie camp...

well then... I will hold open the door.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

When you make cheese cake does it rise or do you place a "filling" inside a crust, you know like a pie.

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My sentiments exactly.

"Virginia Tech: Our trees have more school spirit than your students."

general huh? Then our plan is working

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Everything is better when its in Ice Cream form

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Nope nope nope.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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When I first saw that top picture without reading anything I thought it was some fantastic double layered cheesecake. When I read it was ice cream I was disappointed. I may have to try to make an awesome dessert now though.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

I'm with you on this one!

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

The other night I had maple bacon flavored ice cream served between 2 chocolate chip cookies and coated with candied bacon bits. I am now firmly on #teammaplebaconchipwich

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Did you say "Maple Bacon"?

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

The Maple Bacon Brown beer at Big Lick Brewing Co. is ready for release.
It will only be available at the brewery in Roanoke.

Maple Bacon Brown
American Brown Ale
Brewed with with Maple Candy Syrup and Bacon

Big Lick Brewery link

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Sunrise Donuts at Gloucester Point serves a pretty nice maple bacon glazed doughnut, covered with crumbled bacon sprinkles. While it's too close to cake to totally endorse for a pie guy, it's easy to eat while driving in the dark and my dog loves the crumbs when next she gets to ride in the van. It ain't pie, but it is BACON!!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

WOW!!

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

Might I recommend #teamigorbars?

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Impartial to cake, but every dessert in itself is great... #TeamDessert

Impartial...or I'm partial?

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I wish I knew. My lack of a sleep schedule and dessert has left my brain fried