Hey Guys. There's a pretty entertaining thread going around my company's social media website, and I wanted to share it with the great people of TKP. You replace a single letter in a movie title. For example:
-Come Alone- Bad time bandits finally figure out to bring young Kevin Mccallister to them, not while he is Home Alone.
-Where the Mild Things are- nothing to see here...
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Forrest Dump - the story of a man who took one too many suggestions from the OT burger thread...
Forrest Hump- "seat's taken"
"He shouldn't want the hump, honey"
Zero Dork Thirty - The story of a bunch of kids trying the new Call of Duty at ComicCon
Poolander - just gross
Ned - who names their teddy bear Ned? dumb
King Dong - no explanation needed
get him to the creek- because whats more awesome than english man a fat man and p.diddy trying to get to the creek?
Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Beck - Kanye West makes a special cameo
You could argue that George Lucas ruined the Star Wars movies when he switched the letters IV, V, VI, with I, II, III
Deep Space Fine - the long, productive and peaceful service of a Starfleet outpost.
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Ring - Oh, you thought Frodo was going to toss it in Mt Doom did you?
It's more than one letter, but
The Holy Gayle
Ft. James Gayle
the Grand Budapest Motel - not so grand after all, but what did you expect it's a freaking motel
Mad Pax - A fully loaded 747 has departed its gate at JFK, but there is a takeoff delay. Watch as the passengers get irate as the aircraft sits idle on the tarmac as the hours pass by!
The Road Worrier - Mel Gibson has serious concerns about crossing Australia by car.
A Million Ways to Pie in the West - French's all time favorite cooking movie
Ruin a movie? You might have just improved one.
22 Dump Street
Great Balls of Sire: You always knew you came from good stock!!
Hobocop - a hobo that's also a cop
Mike London once LOLUVa cans him?
Loxcatcher - a Jewish fishing movie
A River Guns Through It - Summer Glau blasts her way through the 'verse.
Ask and ye shall receive.
the fudge- Big city lawyer Hank Palmer returns to his childhood home where his father, the town's fudge producer, is suspected of put nuts in the herseys bar. Hank sets out to discover the truth and, along the way, reconnects with his estranged family. staring Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga
Puss in Boobs - The tale of a horrifically disfigured woman trying to get through life normally
Winner!
Citizen Bane - Much to Batman's dislike Bane goes straight and lives the normal life
Citizen Kale - Robert Kenner and Morgan Spurlock argue for healthier food choices as a civic duty.
Apocalypse How? - God debates on how to end the world
Top Hun - Attila and his friends battle it out on horseback to see who is in fact #1
..as always remember "The plaque for the alternates in down in the ladies room"
Bop Gun- A Sober Night with George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars
Top Pun - A documentary about TKP postings
Cop Gun - the Mike London story.
Top Nun - Whoopi Goldberg's sequel to Sister Act
top sun- a story about momma fuller and which fuller will rise the highest!
Top Fun - Maverick and Goose chill with the ship's EO officer and celebrate Hannukah with brand new dreidels!
glue chips- Buzz Williams played by Nick Nolte, a college basketball coach from marquette has now taken over for the hokies, is under a lot of pressure. His team isn't winning as often as fans would like in his 1st year so he goes out and gets himself some glue chips to hold it all together and make a run at the NCAA championship in 2016 Kerry Blackshear (played by shaq) and Chris Clarke (penny hardaway) are just the guys he needs to help out Justin Bibbs and Jalen Hudson as the team gels together into "super glue chips"
Poonies
Two possible descriptions, unfortunately, both involve little kids searching for booty.
Blazing Paddles
Set in the old west where real men settled disagreements with spanking.
I thought that was the one where they canoed up Shit Creek with their oars ablaze, then suddenly realized they'd burnt up?
a movie about hot beavers?
Cattlefield Earth - John Travolta ruins a ranching movie
Battlefield Garth - Wayne commits suicide when their cable access show is cancelled. This spurs Garth to join the Marines where he eventually becomes a war hero, always going into battle wearing the black t-shirt of his fallen friend.
Fatman
A tragic tale of a young boy who witnesses his parent run over by a Jimmie John's delivery driver. He then grows up, filling the void in his soul left by his parents with unhealthy dietary choices. This eventually leads to the less than critically acclaimed sequels, Fatman Returns (to the buffet), and Fatman Begins (to destroy the Jimmie John's bathroom).
Anchormon - The legend of Ron Burgandy's Jamaican brother
Couldn't be any worse than Anchorman 2
50 Shades of Ray
"AWWWW YEAAAAH!"
My wife shared this buzzfeed post with me a few days ago, I noted the link as I expected to eventually be able to use #11 here:
Looks like I know what the mare and I will be doing this weekend
I love ruin a movie with one letter. This is a nice one, dude.
50 Shades of Prey- The true story of why Ahab had to get that last whale.
50 Shades of Crey- the story of choosing the Navy's color for a fast computer.
50 Shades of Trey- a VT running back chooses new Sunglasses.
50 Shades of May- The calendar broke, can Liam Neeson find June before it's too late?
50 shades of Aey. Can they keep Zombie Fonzie from destroying the soda shop?
50 Shades of Dey - or How To Throw the French Out of Tripoli in 50 Easy Steps.
50 Shades of Gaey (a la chang)
50 shades of X-ray - he thought taking mammograms would be fun.
The Fart and the Furious
The story of the wife and I sitting on the couch with company over to visit.
And its sequel - Done with the Wind
Winner
Plot twist: the wife farts, and Coldblood4vt is furious.
thought that was the dog
Gone with the Wand - Harry Potter turns his back on Hogwarts and takes his wand with him
Seven - the same movie, just the title looks less creepy
The Hurt Cocker - a cocker spaniel gets injured and needs to be nursed back to health
The Burt Locker - FSU student finds secret compartment in Burt Reynolds old locker, and the secret double life he led.
Das Moot - Really the whole movie is pointless
"The Lost Samurai"
Tom Cruise wanders the Japanese mountains. English subtitles only
The Beer Hunter - Egbert's favorite movie
Pretty high caliber flick.
Didnt you mean a Pretty High Calorie Flick
FTFY
no
The Wedding Singer... Wait, no. The Wedding Ringer...
Ok, I got this.
The Wedding Ginger - Two weeks shy of his wedding, a socially awkward guy enters into a charade by hiring Ruppert Grint (A professional singer at weddings) to be his best man. Ruppert falls in love with the bride (muggle-born), and casts a spell on the Groom in order to steal her heart forever in this nutty comedy.
3 movies ruined in one.
11 Years a Slave - just not quite as impressive as 12
Dude, Where's My War? - Documentary of W's Presidency
Isn't this already a real thing?
the sequel: Minority Retort - same plot, no ground troops.
A Fistful of Collars - Rough day at the dry cleaners
"Oh Brothel, Where Art Thou"
An escaped convict (George Clooney) tries to stick it in
bars- an animated pixar film about a loner called lighting who all he thinks about is drinking all the time gets lost and ends up in a small town off route 66 full off sober folks headed by doc hudson a recovering alcohalic in hiding while tasked with community service after wrecking the town after a night of drinking the young self absored kid and the old man become best of drinking buds! this movies got it all... the town whore (sally), the pot head (philmore), a couple ex gangsters (ramone & flo) a couple ex itialian mobsters (guito & lugi), and the town drunk idiot (mater) who ends up becoming best friends lightning! together they travel to california to try and out drink the competition.
Spade Jam - The story of a card counter in vegas
Space Jim - A guy named Jim goes to space
So Spade Jam isn't the tragic tale of Bugs and company recruiting David Spade to help them play basketball and their subsequent loss to the MonStars.
The Green Mule - John Coffey finds a rare green mule and rides it across the country in this epic 4 hour long movie.
White Men Can't Hump - Wesley Snipes helps Woody Harleson solve an embarrassing problem
I think he was doing a fine job with Rosie Perez before.
Whor - The story of a slutty goddess.
The Lone Granger - Hermoine struggles with being the only witch in a muggle family
Sack to the Future - a guy's nut sack has time travelling capability
Sack to the Future - The Bruce Smith story
Block to the future - The Wayne Ward Story
Dude was definitely knocked into next week.
I Now Pronounce You Cluck And Larry
Adam Sandler marries a chicken
Don't give the man any ideas
I remember seeing Adam Sandler live at VT. He mocked Earnest Wilfork for dropping that 2-point conversion against Miami and the audiance booed him for the joke.
wilford lol. wilfork is a DT for the pats unless you were trying to ruin a sportscenter not classic for us by changing 1 letter and if so i see what you did there.
Wish I could claim the 1 letter idea. I just spelled his name wrong...lol. I thought it was cool us Hokies defended him. The next year he was outstanding.
Wig Trouble in Little China - Grandma has a hard time finding the right hair for her big day
The Baked Gun - Leslie Nielsen moves to Colorado
The Naked Run - 4 hours of Seth Rogan running in the buff. Rated R for violence.
Dangerous Winds - Inner city kids prevail against adverse weather conditions
D'oh! Why didn't I make a fart joke?
Dangerous Hinds?
Alternate script: The Drillfield in December.
indiana bones (raider of the lost arc) - harrison ford gets his porno on
Also works with Indiana's Jones
Corn on the 4th of July - America's obsession with corn on the cob
50 shares of grey- all about a bad wall street investment
Shart - John Shaft has a bigger problem than gangbangers.
Get Sharty - John Travolta ruins a fart movie.
Reel Genius - DIY on how to land that trophy fish
The Shuning - Jack Nicholson plays an Amish man that is shunned from the community and fights to get back in.
wild wild vest- the jim tressel story
shartnado- oh $hit!!
The Perminator - Sarah Connor is about to have a bad hair day
Finding Nero - History channel original about an archeologist's quest to fine the remains of the Roman emperor
Schindler's Lisp - The Lou Holtz story
Schindler's Fist.
-I am ashamed to know that is an actual movie title. I wouldn't google it at work though
Also, no, I have not seen it
Fastaway - A plane flies away very fast and doesn't crash
The Bunt For Red October - Inexplicably resorting to small ball in the Great American Ballpark, a Cincinnati pitcher must move a man into scoring position during the World Series
Cocky - The story of a Philly boxer who was over confident and got his ass kicked
Paws - An adorable puppy torment's beach goers with cuteness
Best Side Story- an E$PN blogger toils tirelessly over the off season to post something that will garner more clicks than the other bloggers
see also: Stat Wars
Last and Furious - The Danica Patrick story.
I wish there were more Nascar fans out there, because thats hilarious
We're here.
Even Indy fans enjoyed that one.
Talladega Tights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby - We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights!)
Meetballs - the Greg Paulus story
My favorite so far
Reservoir Dags - the Pikey version
Dumb and Number - The story of Mike London's clock management
wrong turd- the story of how GT got lost in their coaching search and ended up taking a wrong turd
Focus Pocus - As the doomsday bomb is counting down, the only man alive, Pocus, who can disarm it struggles with ADD.
fun with dick and lane- the adventures of paul johnson and how the hokies have fun with him in lane staduim
Hope the movie was made before Brewer felt bad for him and handed the 2014 version to him on a platter
Fun with Vick and Jane
Apocalypse Cow - A deadly bovine tries to destroy the world
V.C.U- A preppy pre-frosh's nightmarish visit to hipster hell
Training Bay- a documentary demonstrating how to ensure someone won't puke in your boat before you go offshore.
or how about "Training Bay" - A young aspiring filmmaker gets the chance to shadow a veteran hollywood director. Due to a freak gasoline fight accident, he blows up part of the set and discovers his muse...
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Darrells- The Newhart Murder Mystery
A Cluckwork Orange - In a futuristic setting, a gang of ruffian chickens roam the coop stirring up mahem.
Might Club
"Im going to form a club and cause anarchy...maybe tomorrow"
Ive got way too much work to be thinking about this thread but I can't stop
The Lion Kink - Simba and Nala have a rumble in the jungle.
Amazon movie review:
"Slimy, yet satisfying"
The Shawskank Redemption - Two imprisoned women bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common indecency.
The World is Hot Enough: Al Gore continues to fight global warming, this time as 007
Star Wars: A New Hoe
A sand farmers sons journey to finding the perfect tool for the job.
Star Wars: A New Pope - A documentary about how new Pope Francis is poised to change Catholicism forever
Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch
Furly - She warned us it was so damn fluffy we'd all die.
Mr. No- James Bond fights a decidedly ordinary man.
From Russia with Live- James Bond gets stuck on a train with an alternative band.
Moldfinger- Bond is back in action against a guy with a severe skin disorder.
Thunderbawl- James Bond goes up against Emilio Largo, whose constant whining about nuclear arms puts the world in danger.
You Only Love Twice- Even surrounded by hot Japanese girls, 007 just can't seem to go for round three.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service- George Lazenby was enough of a joke that I don't have to change a thing.
Diamonds Arg Forever- Sean Connery returns as 007, on a dangerous mission to Africa to fight Somali pirates and the blood diamond trade.
Live And Let Dye- Roger Moore takes over as Bond, and suddenly 007 is a blonde.
The Man With the Golden Bun- Blonde Bond is back, and experimenting with fad hairstyles
The Psy Who Loved Me- 007 meets Korean pop star, forms close bond
Moonfaker- James Bond assists the Americans in staging the moon landing to gain the upper hand in the space race
For Your Ewes Only- 007 hooks up with a figure skater, settles down, and starts a sheep farm
Ochopussy- James Bond goes to Tijuana
A View to a Kilt- Bond learns about his ancestry and immerses himself in Scottish culture
The Living Gaylights- 007 must go undercover in San Fransisco
Incense to Kill- James Bond infiltrates a Buddhist temple harboring assassins
HoldenEye- The protagonist from Catcher in the Rye is all grown up and hell bent on using his space weapon to destroy all the phonies. Can 007 stop him?
Tomorrow Never Lies- James Bond writes a strongly worded letter to the editor of a newspaper about the false stories he prints
The World is Snot Enough- 007 finally meets his match: the flu
Dre Another Day- Bond needs help getting his mixtape out, heads to Compton to see the Dr.
Casino Royals- The Queen and Prince Philip have gambled away the royal fortune in Vegas. On Kino. Now 007 must win it all back.
Quantum of Police- James Bond leaves MI6 on a rogue mission to become a traffic cop
Skymall- Stuck on a transatlantic flight with a black card and too much booze, 007 nearly bankrupts MI6 buying
useless trinkets.
That's good hustle
Damn fine work, sir
Twilight: New Moob
The Bland Side - The true story inspired by Paul Johnson's life. You won't want to miss a minute!
The Blond Side- Michael Oher's story told peripherally by focusing mainly on the WASP woman that adopts him. Wait a minute...
The Blond Side 2: Cell phone cam footage from Michael Oher's Ole Miss recruiting visit.
The Modfather - VtGuitarman's rise from noob to Moderator
The Rodfather - A movie about French deep sea fishing for Bluefin Tuna
The Dark Night - Bruce struggles with the minor inconveniences of a power outage.
Bruce struggles with his fear of the dark.
Strides - The 30 for 30 on Buzz William's first season
(Stripes)
Q for Vendetta - Makes no sense now... Clearly ruined
Into the Mild...
The guy graduates and takes an Office Space like job
Office Spare: Turns out they had another printer all along...
Woodfellas - New York mobsters grow weary of the life of crime and move upstate to become timber farmers. Also a poorly produced adult film.
Cattyshack - a bunch of girls stuck in a shed start talking shit about each other.
Kramer vs Kreamer - One man's struggle with how to prepare a cup of coffee.
Bridge on the Liver Kwai - it connects to the Isle of Langerhans.
The Secret Life of Waiter Mitty - Your glass is always full, your order is always right and his comportment is flawless, but on the inside he's an emotional wreck.
The Latch - Jake Gyllenhal's quest for a better way to open a fence gate.
The Shows of Kilimanjaro - A review of the revues at Vegas' newest casino.
Bitman - Bald, tattooed man raised by The Organization for a life as a Hollywood extra.
American Snipper - Extreme couponing gets a feature film.
Wow, I almost went there.
Token - Liam Neeson gets a black friend.
American Swiper - The untold story of Dora's nemesis
Flesh Gordon - that's actually a real one
Bambo - The Bambi/Rambo Mashup everyone wanted, this time the hunters get theirs
Cock of Ages - the legend of John Holmes
Rook of Ages - the sequel to Chess the Musical.
Bet Cemetery - group of teens bet who dies first
The Boot Thief - A young girl survives WW2, acquires footwear.
Lola Rent - Franke Potente pays the landlord for the next month.
A Christmas Corral - Ebeneezer Scrooge pens up the reindeer
South Perk - Tweak finally gets a role without Cartman, Kyle and Kenny.
Star Wars: A New Hole - The destruction of the Death Star creates a black hole threatening the galaxy.
Star Wars: The Umpire Strikes Back - One really long game of intergalactic baseball.
Star Wars: Return of the Pedi - After the fall of the empire, the ban of pedicures is overturned.
Not where I thought you were going with that one...
Trust me...I thought about it, but wanted to keep it clean.
Beauty and the Feast - Belle and Beast break up, so she turns to food and really lets herself go
8 Mule - A young Amish man follows his passion for rapping
Reservoir Pogs - Depicts the events before and after a botched Pogs and Slammers heist
Kilt Bill – Dude named Bill wears a kilt everywhere.
Kill Dill - One man's crusade against the dill pickle.
Inglorious Gasterds – Tragic story of exceptionally smelly turds.
Bitch Perfect - Same movie.
Great
Trouble with the Purve - a fortuitous mispelling changes the script.
Schlinder's Fist- insert odd description here.
Schlinder gets fed up and goes all "Aldo Raine" on Nazis.
this whole thread has me internally screaming:
Legends of the Fall -
Bonnie Darko- An ESPN 30 for 30 special into the dark world of women's speed skating at the 1988 Calgary Olympics
The Bark Knight
Jurassic Bark
Jurassic Bark... the sure way to take me from lols to sads in this thread.
Mook - An ESPN 30 for 30 special on the overall fantastic player and recruiter that is Mook Reynolds.
(Hook)
**I apologize for not ruining the movie with this title.
The Incredible Sulk - The story of Valentines day at Mary Baldwin College
Easy C – A story of a mediocre student who maintains a 2.0 GPA throughout high school.
Beatty and the Beast...
Ned returns to the wilds of the Ozarks to do battle with a monster. This time... somebody else will be squealing like a pig.
Cinderfella -
Fella's father dies, he continues to live with his wicked stepmother, and her two sons. His stepfamily takes over the family mansion, while Fella is reduced to living in an unfinished room at the end of a long hallway. He has in essence become their butler, catering to their every whim.
WAIT- that was a real movie (Jerry Lewis)
The Legend of Drunken Baster - Thanksgiving is even more fun this year.
Van Milder - An average college student takes only an extra semester to get his degree and doesn't drink until he is 21.
Good Will Punting - #puntingiswinning
The story of the 2014 Virginia Tech vs Wake Forest football game
great minds... Only I was thinking the Russell Athlentic Bowl against Rutgers...
"Meetballs"- while on a first date, the new couple gets intimate and this is his go to line
Whoa, easy, dude. I think you're trying to ruin "Rain Man"
You could go several directions here -
"Rain Can" - We're just trying to get some water here...
"Rain Tan" - The UV index is forecast at zero, but he's going to try anyway.
"Rain Mad" - He wanted to go outside today. Now he's pissed.
Black or Whit
-Kevin Costner stars as Whit Babcock fighting for custody of his granddaughter.
Whit Man Can't Jump-Woody Harrelson stars as a vertically challenged Whit Babcock.
My personal favorite:
Harold and Kumar Go to Whit Cassell
-An Asian-American office worker and his Indian stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire to see a Hokie basketball game at Cassell Coliseum.
The 4-Year Old Virgin - A 4-year old struggles with intimacy with his playmates at pre-school
Step-Brothels - Two rival brothels are forced to work together when their owners become business partners
Can't help but notice a theme with this post
Beauty and the Beat - Emma Watson the book nerd goes to college and gets locked up in the rave scene
38 Weeks Later - attacked by an infected but immune, a pregnant woman learns to love her half-zombie child
Reservoir Logs - a team of color-coded unknowns is put together to repair a dam
Winterstellar - Matthew Mcconaughey has to leave his family to save the winter formal
Too Fast To Furious - Vin Diesel learns to control his anger through underground drag races
Crappy Gilmore- A hockey player that tries out for his local hockey team every year only has one problem... His bowel movements
"The Day the Hearth Stood Still"
Our film crew followed a fireplace for 24 hrs, and that motherfucker didn't move an inch.
"Against All Todds"
An evil madman is hellbent on eliminating anyone named Todd.
Sleetless in Seattle - a documentary on Seattle becoming a tropical city due to global warming
Sleepless tim Settle-Star defensive tackle Tim Settle deals with insomnia, while destroying opposing QB's.
"2015"...
NOW what are you going to do?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
0 Shades of Grey - a black and white film exploring consent in the BDSM world
You've got Rail - A couple falls in love after exchanging Rails at TOTS.
The Deported - A undercover agent attempts to break up a crime ring by having its members sent back to their home country
Raiders of the Lost Art - Indiana Jones changes professions and becomes a pirate
Pilates of the Caribbean - A group of women do pilates in the middle of the ocean.
I dig this one.
The Boonies - a movie about the middle of nowhere.
It's a Wonderful Lice - A story of a young boy and his pet lice.
It's a Wonderful Lie - Portal, the movie
"Lars Attacks!"
Switzerland is not so neutral anymore.
"The Elephant Can"
Tales from the biggest bathroom stalls in the world.
Baths of Glory
Coldboy - A freshman takes a tour of Blacksburg VA.
Termitator - Attack of the deadly spuds
Toy Store - 2 hours of kids pitching fits in Toys 'R Us
Done in 60 Seconds - The story of a man's struggle with PE
Any Given Sundae - The movie follows the well known world of competitive sundae eating and shows the hardships the players face.
Graveheart: Like Braveheart, but just from the execution to the end, no battle scenes
All That Jizz - based on the life and times of Bob Fosse's fluffer
Bearfest- International bear competition. What are they competing in? Bear stuff.
Olympus Had Fallen: A tale of Mt. Olympus
Told School: Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, and Luke Wilson go around making jokes about people.
A Blockwork Orange - It's Stanley Kubrick...it's effed up, that's all!
Ahh yes, Wyatt Teller and Augie Contes joint novel, an instant classic
Daws - It's 2.5 hours of puppies and kittens playing.
School of Cock - where cockfighters down on their luck go to train their chickens
In the Meat of the Night - the dramatic reenactment of the future OT Steak thread
Young Buns 2 - rival groups of male models fight for catwalking supremacy.... again
Floodsport - Jean Claude races to save a town from a flood, death touches the water which causes a landslide 50 miles upstream that dams the river.
Breaking Bed - the story of your child's conception.
Malcolm D - one man's struggle to be accepted...into the NCAA tournament. Spring 2010.
Reviews:
"This one falls short of March Madness."
"Like the others in the series ('Before it Raines' and 'Looking for Erick'), this one ended way too early."
Judy - Daniel Ruettiger is taken to civil court, where Judge Sheindlin finds that he was in fact off-sides.
Dodge Bail - a true Dog the Bounty Hunter Story
So I'm really late to the party, but here goes:
Sawing Private Ryan -- after being safely extracted from WWII France, young Private Ryan takes a job as a magician's assistant, and things go horribly, tragically wrong.
Field of Creams -- an Iowa farmer hears voices, and transforms his cornfield into a giant smorgasbord of cream-filled donuts. The Chicago Black Sox appear because, really, who wouldn't?