The above picture is of a Round Bale Topper that we recently bought at a fund raising auction for the Fort Defiance FFA Chapter (my Alma mater). It currently sits, as pictured, in my front yard. We would like to do something to decorate the bale, but are unsure what to try to do. So, since you are some of the most creative people I know (based off of some of the memes gifs and other posts on here) I'm asking you for ideas. I'm looking for something unique, something awesome. BTW: My neighbor across the road is a uva fan.
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Have it humping a Cav-Man.
I know you're kidding and it gave me a chuckle, but...
Maybe I should have added this, I have two young kids (age 10 and 8) and the neighbor has 3 young daughters as well. Need to keep the decorations "safe for work" kinda stuff. :)
An LED clock that counts the days, hours, and minutes that we've held the Commonwealth Cup. Not quite unique or particularly inventive, but a useful tool to harass a Hoo. Also a riff on their countdown clock to their game against us.
You take this idea and go the low-tech route by simply putting up number cards representing days that the Commonwealth Cup has been in VT's possession. You would just have to remember to update it every day (and maybe bequeath this task to your offspring, since we know possession isn't changing anytime soon). You would just have to make sure that you planned for enough digits (6? 10?).
If you were to choose the low-tech route, I'd just make it a counter for UVA's time of possession of the Commonwealth Cup. That way you don't have to worry about changing any numbers at all.
Ever. Just spray paint a big 00 on the bale.
Or this:
Clearly you should just write "YOU!" on it.
You could paint a maroon 45 on the back too. No one would dare do anything to your place with this looking them down in your yard.
The round bale/hokie bird would almost be as hard to tackle as Sam Rogers.
"Forget the gun and dog. This property is protected by Sam Rogers and this bale topper has been fully dipped"