New Names for Mark Berman's Blog

Mark Berman complained today he had to change the name of his Courtside Blog with the media no longer courtside. Any suggestions for the new name?

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Taking a Stand: An Elevated View of Hokie Basketball

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Berman's blog from behind the basket

High Hat from the High Chair

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

"The Low Post"

"Exit light..."

This is Brilliant!

on so many levels

but Mark can probably only see one level

Onward and upward

Because he's short, or because he's dumb? MORE LEVELS!!!

Because he's... short-sighted.

Please suggest this to him on Twitter.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

"Past My Bedtime"

side note (if this isnt appropriate topic then dont answer) but does anybody know why berman dislikes his job so much? did tech do something to slight him in the past?

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

He could be a devotee of the Bill Brill school of objective VT sports reporting.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Shots off the Mark

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

"The Garbage Can"

I'm all for truth in advertising.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Half Court Lobs

I wish I'd seen yours before I posted mine.

Half Court Press

"Huh?"

This is going to be great for the ACC.

The Kids Table staring Mark Berman

@VTimHokie85

I'm sure kids do stare at him. They probably ask him how he makes all those toys.

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

Backboarded staring Mark Berman

@VTimHokie85

Staring Mark Berman

I don't get it. Does the man not blink?

Onward and upward

It's hard to spell when you don't blink

@VTimHokie85

"Coming to you from the Shire, I'm Mark Berman and this is Virginia Tech basketball."

Lord of the Hoops, presented by The Hobbit

"Small Ball"

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

The Napoleaonic Chronicles
Horde: A Day in the Life of a Human Treasure Troll
Don't Steal Me Pot O' Gold
Spud Threads
I'm 4'11 and I'm Mad As Hell
Gym Class Revenge
I Would Look So Funny On a Pony

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Well, with his news regarding wheel chairs maybe he'll rename his blog "gameside chats"

Onward and upward

Short Takes

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

You know, because Mark Berman is short.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Wait, he's short?

Martin Short

We put the K in Kwality

I hear Berman got some of his union buddies to protest outside Cassell. LIVE FOOTAGE HERE!

"The Long Journal of a Short Man"

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Good one French. Still my favorite song and dance number.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Isn't that Saban on the right (with the horns)?

We put the K in Kwality

Taking the Berman to Isengard

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

My freshman year I really didn't like my RA who lived next door, so I put this on full volume next to the wall (you could hear everything through the walls, which why I didn't like him, he cleared his throat every 5 seconds and I heard it every time) and I left my room with it on for like 3 hours.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

10 hours of that? Wow that's annoying, Perfect for Berman.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The Imp-ressions

First article title:
"Men of Talent Have a Part to Play in the Articles to Come"

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Fouled Out

below the belt

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

A Walk Amongst the Trees

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

It's like the 1960's Adam West Batman episodes! Join us for next week's episode! "My Time Amongst the Ents" or "Mark Berman glances at VT Basketball". Same Click time. Same Bait channel.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

A little perspective

That's glorious.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Get Shorty

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Or better yet, "Git! Shorty".

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

So I'm not sure I get it, is Berman short? /s

The Charity Stripe

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Technically Foul

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

"Cassel's Lil Boomer"

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Little Women

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Lemming isn't easy

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Above the Rim (seats are waaaaay up there now)
Through the Looking Glass (cause Berman is gonna need binoculars to see the court now)
Below the Belt (boxing term, I know... but it accurately reflects his field of vision at all times)

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Below the Belt

DRINK!!!

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Through the Looking Glass works two ways. Since he'll be behind the backboard instead of on the sideline he'll have to look through the backboard glass to see the court.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

A view from above (because MB has never had that luxury before)

Onward and upward

" A short sighted view from a high perch"

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore