Shocking Video: look at what's growing in my body!

By: HokieAGR on May 15, 2015, 5:00 PM | 43 comments

If it pays the bills, then hold your heads high boys! I am all for it 'cause I love me some French WASP o line analysis!

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Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 11 years 1 month #

Ummm.... what?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

VTrumpet's picture VTrumpet
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| 11 years 1 month #

Did I miss something?

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

Joe Lanza's picture Joe Lanza
PUBLISHER
| 11 years 1 month #

Congrats to French and HokieAGR?

french60wasp's picture french60wasp
| 11 years 1 month # ^

I am confused.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 11 years 1 month # ^

Well, French, when a man and a woman have special feelings for one another......

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

New TKP motto: "proCREATE THE FUTURE."

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
🍪 🐶 COOKIES 4 LIFE!
| 11 years 1 month # ^

Preggers?

We put the K in Kwality

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 11 years 1 month #




"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 11 years 1 month #

"Exit light..."

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 11 years 1 month #

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 11 years 1 month #

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 1 month #

What is... A title of an ad that came up on TKP for you, Alex?

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

Bring back Asian dating, I say!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

HokieAGR's picture HokieAGR | 11 years 1 month #

Ok guys, I posted that in a moment of emotional need for humor! I was reading another great tip article and that damn advertising video commercial kept popping up. You know the ones you try hard not to lick while you are trying to enjoy awesome Hokie content.

Sorry to drag you in French.

VTMaroonOrange's picture VTMaroonOrange | 11 years 1 month # ^

I know which ones you are talking about. I lick them all anyways. So delicious.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

"Exit light..."

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

99AgHokie's picture 99AgHokie | 11 years 1 month # ^

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

HokieAGR's picture HokieAGR | 11 years 1 month #

Well done sir

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 11 years 1 month #

Click bait title?

99AgHokie's picture 99AgHokie | 11 years 1 month #

With this title I have to wonder...Why did I click on this??

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 11 years 1 month #

I...

what?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 11 years 1 month #

As a grad student in medical research, I was really interested to see what in the world this was. Now I'm disappointed. For shame, sir!

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 11 years 1 month #

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 11 years 1 month # ^

I'd like a banhammer ruling on this.

NOBODY defiles Emma!!!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

This will help.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 11 years 1 month # ^

Well now there may be a shocking video of something growing in my body...

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 11 years 1 month # ^

That always helps.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

AspenGobbler's picture AspenGobbler | 11 years 1 month # ^

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 1 month # ^

Lane Kiffin-ish S.O.B!

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 11 years 1 month # ^

Is this gif from Perks of a Wallflower?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

vhokie's picture vhokie | 11 years 1 month #

VHokie

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 11 years 1 month # ^

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 11 years 1 month #

You might want to get that checked out

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

bar1990's picture bar1990
ATLIEN
| 11 years 1 month # ^

I personally prefer the spaceballs version:

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 11 years 1 month #

I really enjoy how HokieAGR hasn't been back to explain.

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 11 years 1 month # ^

Oh, but he did

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 11 years 1 month # ^

nope. completely missed it. now this whole thing seems less special to me.

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 11 years 1 month # ^

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

WeAreAllWhitnesses's picture WeAreAllWhitnesses | 11 years 1 month # ^

tl;dr

vtfly's picture vtfly | 11 years 1 month #

I'm disappointed that I haven't see this one yet. For shame.

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