Virginia Pictured Greyson Lambert on 2015 Schedule Card

In case you forgot, Lambert is in the process of transferring from Virginia.

(And yes this schedule card was probably printed well before Lambert's transfer was announced, but don't let that stop you from laughing.)

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That's gonna leave a mark.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Schedule cards... they'll really get after ya.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Remember when London put him in for the 4th quarter against us in 2013? Pretty sure Bud was dancing on the sideline for the rest of the night knowing he had a sitting duck in at QB on the other side of the ball.

That was awesome. Especially because if I remember correctly, the starting QB (forgot who) started to pick a little steam.....I did say a little but I believe it was enough to just make me feel cautious. Then they switched him out and it was lights out the rest of the game. Awesome.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Bingo. I had the sinking feeling that Watford was gonna bust one sooner or later, but then they just pulled him out of the game and like that we had linebackers in the backfield for the rest of the day. It was awesome.

This type of error is fully expected from them.

I really want them to come out with some promotional poster with guys like Cutler and Kamara with some slogan along the lines of "nowhere I'd rather be than UVA."

I just love the irony of the "Uncompromised Excellence" under the crossed swords.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Hmmmmm good point.. how about "Uncompromised Excellence.. it'll get after ya!"? ;)

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

I was intending LOLUVA's useage of Excellence, not anything you said.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Understood. Your post made me question my own use of the word "irony". Always helps to double check! A leg to you for keeping me honest LOL.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Leave it up to LOLUVA to....well you know, screw everything up!

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

That....that was 90% gravity

Which is why you only need to be 10% smarter than the equipment.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

FTFY.

"Exit light..."

Whoops

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

So I hate to say it but this happened:

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Why you gotta do that, why

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

what did I ever do to you

My initial thought as well.........but this is them! SO IT'S HILARIOUS

You think this is bad? Wait til next year's schedule flyer:

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I don't see anything wrong with that. Mike London is the best thing that ever happened to lolUVA. Their administration knows that and after a miraculous 1-11 season, winning over William and Mary in triple overtime. In 2016 he'll be in the first of a 10 year contract extension to start the chase for the elusive 0-12. /s

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Honestly, they might not win a game next year

Our motto bringing spirit true, that we may ever serve you

But knowing their fan's this could be the perfect fit for the next coach of LOLUVA based on FratBoy appearance alone...

The current head coach of Texas Tech with the most perfect name for the dignitaries of LOLUVA, Kliff Kingsbury!

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Whoah now... he's been known to pull a recruit or two based solely on the mom's having the hots for him; let's not bring that to this state.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Ok then based on the other premise that LOLUVA thinks big names mean big wins then here is the next head coach in all his glory cause you know, he coached in the NFL and Tom Brady...

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Well, speaking of big names...

Only Notre Dame gives contracts like that.

Someone needs to let the hoos know it's not like EA Sports' NCAA games. You don't have to wait until a player leaves to feature them on the cover.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Coach Fondue and the Wahoos, losing soon in a town near YOU!

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

Please tell me Andrew Ford isn't on our schedule.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Hahaha! Let's hope we didn't speak too soon...

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey