Hokies Ranked Just Outside Top 25

In proximity of Chipotle to campus.

We came in at 26, still well ahead of LOLUVA at 52.

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Damn it. I already had this article open (because of reddit), and I kept wondering why the same article was opening in another tab when I clicked on your link, Weavez. I failed to read your description after the headliner and seriously thought this was going to be about us close to being ranked again. ugh.

MOES till I die

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Taco Bell!!!

Onward and upward

Now we're just getting out of hand

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

yeah, but, Teller....

Onward and upward

Every thread needs a Taco Bell sidebar. We established this on TKP way before Wyatt started going there.

This for two reasons.
1. Moe's chipotle ranch sauce. Ironic, huh? If you don't like Moe's and have never had this sauce on a Moe's burrito, then you haven't given Moe's a fair shot.

2. Chipotle only has rice with cilantro in it. Cilantro gives me killer acid reflux.

BurritoOOOOO!!!!

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Is Salsaritas still a thing down in the Tri-Cities? My mom keeps going on about how good Salsaritas is, but I suspect it's just because she's never had Chipotle.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Yeah, there's still one at Exit 7 and in Kingsport. I wouldn't say it's still a thing. I lived in Kingsport when they first opened and I went one time and it was extremely underwhelming.

My inlaws in Knoxville thought salsaritas was the best thing ever...Then they got a Chipotle. Kinda like me and Moe's

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I've had all 3. Still waiting for a moe's or chipotle here in Bristol. Salsarita's is very underwhelming in comparison, it's not even close. There is also a place called barbarito's (spelling probably not accurate) in Johnson City, TN that is supposed to be good. With all of the shopping centers going up, I hope for just one of either moe's or chipotle.

Johnson City has a Moe's.

My doctor says Mylanta!

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Im with you on the Moe's brother.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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It's post like this that make me realize how long I have been away from the states. I don't remember Chipotle being such a big deal.

Out of curiosity, I looked on google maps and the nearest Chipotle is 2450.688 miles away from me, with a walk time of 33 days 9 hours.

that's assuming the avg. human walking pace (3.1 mph) non-stop for 801 hours. Good Luck!

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I think I could handle that, if Scarlett Johansson was meeting me there for our date night.

Leonard. Duh.

Line her up and get started, I'll be happy to keep her company until you arrive!

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I think you can fax your order in. Might be the smart play so you don't have to wait in line.

And walkable only for Jesus Christ?

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

We beat Michigan again

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26th?
That really IS just a bit outside.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

How is You!VA 52? They cant possible be better than half of the teams out there.

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UNC Charlotte begins FBS this year and they have a Chipotle directly across the street.

"We came in at 26, still well ahead of LOLUVA at 52."

We know that can't be football rankings, because no way LOLUVA is close to top 50.

I believe the proximity to delicious Mexican food, be it Chipotle, Moe's, the local burrito shop, etc, is every bit as important as football rankings. These rankings just go to further illustrate how we are far and away better than uva at everything.

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

That and we're much more than twice as good as them.

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