Beamer Boat. Audio and Highlights from Frank Beamer's appearance on SiriusXM 91.

The Virginia Tech head coach discussed the Buckeyes and Hokies on the radio.

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Virginia Tech football head coach Frank Beamer made a brief appearance on SiriusXM College Sports Nation with Ian Fitzsimmons and Brad Hopkins this morning. An audio snippet is below.

Did you expect Beamer to do anything except talk up Ohio State and play down the Hokies? The underdog role is tried and true business at Beamer Co.

Frank favors an early signing period for recruits. However, that proposal was tabled until 2016.

To an easily amused and impressed person like myself, the Beamer Boat, complete with maroon and orange sails, tucked away in the photo shared by the Virginia Tech athletics football Twitter feed caught my attention. Whether it's a clipper, barque or schooner, it's the hottest thing anchoring a desk in Blacksburg.

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I see that the ship hasn't sailed on Frank's coaching career. It's still sitting on his desk. I'll go back to videos now.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Would you say that Coach is firmly anchored in Blacksburg? Or maybe that he's just managed to keep his career afloat?

I'll go back to...whatever it is that I was doing.

"Exit light..."

Just Kidding...

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Hey, if you guys don't expect me to make bad puns, especially in response to bad puns, you just don't know my posting history very well.

"Exit light..."

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I do, I did caveat the gif with "Just Kidding". I always appreciate puns, just gotta laugh and share my reaction. Good stuff. Keep us laughing!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

As long as that boat remains in dry dock on his desk, he's not ready to sail away into the sunset.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

So we got a Beamer Boat and now a Beamer Barn. Is there a Beamer Burger at Bull & Bones?

There's Beamer's 25 in Roanoke which specializes in burgers so, kinda yeah.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I still don't understand how Beamer's didn't work out in Blacksburg.

@AMB4VT

too hard to compete with West End

Never been there. Also it didn't work out in C-burg either.

@AMB4VT

I just found this press release about that:

"I've gotta give credit to the other dining establishments, in the NRV", Beamer said, "they really really get after the food scene here and provided some tremendous competition. I told the team not to take them lightly and they really got after us. We're going to go back and get better. All of our goals are still ahead of us."

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Haha! I was thinking it could be prices. Not sure...guess I will have to
go to Beamers 25 in Roanoke.

@AMB4VT

me either. haha.. I just see all the kids posting about how awesome it is

The one in C-burg was way too high end for the area.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Yep that's what I figured...

@AMB4VT

Wait... what helmet is that? I don't recognize it

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Looks like Western Michigan to me.

I just noticed the Frank has a maroon stapler. That's legit.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

He called it the Pac-10. Oh Beamer we still love you haha

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

For some reason this is the first thing I thought of when I read your comment.

I'd pay all the money to have something like that framed list on the wall. Always liked those simple yet bold lists.

"Virginia Tech: Our trees have more school spirit than your students."

uh... like how much we talking about? I could make you one in like 2 minutes on Photoshop with great effort over the next month and send it to you. how about $500?

I could probably make you something of similar (worse) quality for your asking price of all the money.
Here is a sample of my work:

Main Street
Blacksburg
Lane Stadium
Skipper
Drill Field
Slusher Beach
War Memorial

I'll do it for $499 HokieEngineer.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

ONE DOLLAR BOB! ...uh...sorry wrong game...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I'll do it for $50.00 below cost!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

My wife made a wooden sign for us like that. I'll have to upload a picture of it (i'm at work at the moment). It's pretty legit.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

250 bones (framed)

Hokie art

We put the K in Kwality

The Beamer schooner appears to be listing, with the Hokie Bird at the helm having no knowledge of the severity of the frothing seas around him... hmmmm

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

I prefer to think that the Hokie bird and the boat is righting the course.

It is sitting on an easel so no worries.

#Let's Go - Hokies

A true sign that we might be in the the middle of the college football summer doldrums:

You come to TKP and find an entire thread focused on the Coach's desk accessories.....

Come on Labor Day!!!!

edit: Ok that boat is pretty cool.

"Don't go to, go through"

Seems to me the ship is listing a little bit. Nothing a lot of wins this season won't cure, though.

Those rough seas will get after ya.

Frank's desk is a lot cleaner and more organized than mine.

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

I bypassed the article and came right here. Let me guess: "they had a ton of young kids last year, they'll be much tougher now with a year under their belts, their size and speed.....they'll get after you, they are just a tough well coached bunch, when you play at this level the hits come harder and more often, that B10 is known for it's toughness, win or lose I don't know just as long as we improve as a team every week, we have to get better, I like our chances on defense but the offense needs to get better as a team, Urban is a legend, I'd like to fill that trophy case before I leave, 3 starting QBs and they can all get after you".

How many did I get?

And that looks like a Cisco phone on his desk. TCO is out of bounds for something that does what any quality system would do. Call facilities and bitch about the cost of making a phone call! Go Hokies!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Beamer is using the same exact phone model that I have on my desk right now at work. That's super exciting. My chances of being phone buddies with him have now increased marginally!

Hah... we just upgraded from them about 2 weeks ago

Slackers!

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Well we "upgraded" to them just over a year ago soooooo "slackers" could actually be appropriate where I'm at. Took forever for us to upgrade from IE7 to IE10....

You forgot: "As long as I have my health, a good QB and a good Kicker..."

It's an Avaya phone.

Source: I helped migrate campus from the Rolm system to the new Avaya system.

My work is milestones away...this is the phone at my desk at
this very moment...been here 11 yrs now and they haven't been
upgraded since my hire date.

@AMB4VT

http://archive.freep.com/article/20140905/NEWS01/309050185/Detroit-fire-...

Detroit is so broke that firefighters get emergency alerts through pop cans, coins, door hinges, pipes and doorbells.

And they make these gizmos themselves — one involving a pop can that gets tipped over by an incoming fax. The clink of the can means there's an emergency. Then there's the chain-reaction gadget: a fax hits a door hinge, which then tugs on a wire, which then sets off a doorbell.

Better than what some brothers are using.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

I like that it comes with a passive aggressive corner peeling of the "Smile" sticker.

LMAO! Yeah...tried peeling it off yrs ago and it just looked awful so I left it. :)

@AMB4VT

pro-tip. Peel it off then rub nail polish remover on the residual sticky parts left on plastic cover. Let sit for 5 mins and wipe. Should come clean off. repeat if not.

sheesh, one model older and you'd have had a rotary

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Biggest takeaway there: Beamer's voice sounds much improved. Not only from December but maybe even from the past couple years. Finally doesn't constantly sound like some old guy with a loogie halfway up his throat. At least over the phone.

He spoke down here in March for a HC event. He sounded good, and seemed more lively than in the past.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

That's great to hear. Last summer, he seemed like he looked less like an "old guy" than he had been recently. I'm glad it looks like that trend is continuing.

I know it's been implied already, but that is a "ship".

That is all.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

But...but.....alliteration!!!!

Fancy Gap Frank's Frigate?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Perfection!

I'll take it.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.