Brewer and Fuller representing us at media day

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Six are scheduled to attend, including Justin Thomas, Brad Kaaya, Marquise Williams and Jacoby Brissett

Not being critical here, but why not just mention Brewer if there's only two other qb's left attending....?

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Yeah, I feel like if your list covers 4 of the 6 in the list, you might as well just post the last two and re-word your sentence.

It was a catch

You guys would never make it at E$PN.
ESPN 3 keys to Success:
1) Never give all of the information (Example: The 2 mystery QBs that we will likely never find out who they are. Thanks ESPN!).
2) Find a star player that did something wrong/stupid and analyze everything they touch until forever.
3) If someone thinks it, it must be news worthy.

You missed this one:
4) Twitter.....because it's always good for a quote!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

4) $EC $EC $EC

Never crimp your blasting caps with your teeth. - Dr Haycocks

Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.

Because those four qbs had great seasons?

Williams didn't have as good of a season as the other three they listed.

I think we'd be pretty happy with 3k yards passing 63% completion rate and a 21:9 td/int ratio. Also had nearly 800 yards rushing and 13 more TDs. Could get us back to 10 wins.

That wouldn't get us to 10 wins if we have to sacrifice defense to get it. Their team didn't have many impressive wins.

Because Brewer doesn't fit the ESPNarrative

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Well, he did for about a week there

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

So there will be Full Beers there?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

eh, I can run with that

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Not saying you can't, but I would advise against running with beer.

Underage Me thoughts: "Tech PD can't charge me with underage possession if I drink all of it before they catch me!"

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

This mindset will take you places. Likely the hospital, but definitely places.

I once had the same thoughts... which is why I was one year shy of pulling a VanWilder.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Actually that's false. You're body is considered a container. If they catch you drunk you can be charged with underage possession among other things.

Source: I had many a friends in get charged with that and not having any booze on them, just in their blood. Granted some of them were obnoxious to the cop, but still. One even walked home instead of driving and got picked so close to his house his dad got woken up by the police lights.

Not saying you can't, but I would advise against running with beer.

Ah, geez no, you might spill some.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

By the Beer of DeChristopher, he's right

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Never spill a drop:

"Exit light..."

Whenever I read about ACC Media day, all I keep hearing in my head " it's almost football season . Excited!"

Those two college athletes will do well representing VT. So would JC, Mallek, Maddy, Nicolas, but Beamer could only pick two.

Those other guys you listed were probably in the running. Any two of them could be the face of the program.

Why dont we send only seniors? Seems like theyve earned the chance to finally be the ones in the spotlight. no offense against Fuller of course

Well, I really doubt Fuller will be here next year either... I think every guy starting has probably earned the opportunity.

It was a catch

Neither will Dadi

The Dude Abides

It's a media event, not senior day or a recognition ceremony. Shouldn't a school send the players that are the face of the program (and can represent the school well) to a MEDIA event?

The Seminoles.....chose not to bring offensive players.

Sigh, so many jokes here....

INORITE?!?

Onward and upward

As an engineer, do INORITE and AMIRITE ores actually make useful substances? Or do their common nature and flimsy structure make them less popular in practice?

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sadly their qb's are too busy beating women, at Publix, and most definitely acting like Criminoles..

although makes sense don't want the other qb's/offensive players to have to comment about the issue so why not send the kicker..

Sending a kicker is a great idea. That way, if there's a hard question, he can...punt.

I'll see myself out.

"Exit light..."

Plus they've never had any issues with a kicker before.

Oh wait a minute...

prolly go wide right

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So did LOLUVA send baseball players instead?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Canaan Severin, WR, Virginia

David Dean, DT, Virginia

...so one of them is a baseball player (WR) and the other is a wrestler (DT)...

You know because they cant have football players if they have no football fans.