Gus Malzahn forgot about Bud Foster

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Indeed.

However, Malzahn and Muschamp are going to be a formidable duo.

Well, in fairness to Malzahn, that door did hit him pretty hard on his way out of Auburn, so he may still not be thinking clearly.

EDIT: I am an idiot.

"Exit light..."

Wait I'm confused, isn't he still their HC? Are you thinking of Gene Chizik?

Sigh...yes. Leg for you. Leaving my shame in place for posterity. My thought process went something along the lines of:

1. Auburn head coach
2. Talk of defensive coordinators
3. UNC's defensive coordinator was at Auburn
4. Make a UNC joke!

"Exit light..."

See, this is why its always best to let someone else do the work for you when it comes to making jokes about UNC

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

What you did there. I see it. And I approve of it like a departmental secretary. +1

"Exit light..."

And THAT'S why you're sitting pretty at 23k+

What's Important Now
The Lunchpail.
The Hammer.
BeamerBall.

Lesson of the day: "The Transitive property of UNC non-smartness", it'll get after ya!

Everything I've seen from this press conference is Malzahn talking up his team, coaches, the SEC, etc. A lot of superlatives and shade being put out there. Very different from Coach Beamer.

Please tell me Brett embedded that picture... please tell me that's true

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

We just need to tell you its true without any semblance of fact right? Sure, its true!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

We just need to tell you its true without any semblance of fact right?

That's how FSU fans get through the police blotter every offseason, right?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

If he didn't, the first five responses to his tweet reminded him.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

To be fair, Muschamp absolutely dismantled the Florida Gator offense for his entire tenure....

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I was at that game unfortunately.

Braves fan.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

This makes me happy to read.

Nats fan.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Must... not... click... red... triangle......

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

This is the correct response. Please tell me you tweeted this to McMurphy.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

And Malzahn act like he forgot about Bud.

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

Bud's all like...

"COOL STORY BRO"