Thanks for the dance lesson @MBrewer16 Ladies of Blacksburg - Go find this guy out on a dance floor, thank me later! pic.twitter.com/yy9ISFUDuq— Courtney Cox (@coxcourtney) July 20, 2015
A few quick thoughts:
- What kind of dances are we talking here? Texas two-step? Foxtrot? Salsa? Wait...CAN MICHAEL BREWER BOTH WHIP AND NAE NAE?
- He has no mustache, and that bums me out. I feel like a photo of mustachioed M-Dog the Dancing Fiend winking at lady should be on the cover of every media guide for at least the next 10 years.
- "Does Michael Brewer's Dancing Feet Help Him In the Pocket? My Column:"-French when he's bored in two weeks
- EA Sports may have not manufactured NCAA '16, but Brewer's rating in the winking and finger gun department would hypothetically be OFF. THE. CHARTS.
- Any time he throws a touchdown in Lane Stadium I demand that they play the video to Take My Breathe Away with a montage of him slowly taking off aviator sunglasses like he's the next star of Top Gun.
- MICHAEL BREWER IS MR. STEAL YOUR GIRL.
PS, I sent this to Pierson and he thought the Courtney Cox from that tweet was the same one from Friends, Cougar Town and your fondest mid-90s memories. My response to this mistake?
"It's not her...yet."
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Head over heels for a VT QB...
#VanillaVick #MisterStealYourGirl
I can count the pixels in this gif on one hand
Just shake your head to see the picture...
I love it how that trick always works.
WHAT DEMONRY IS THIS!?
I'll see your barcode and raise you...MAGIC EYE!!!!
Hey, a sailboat!
It's a schooner
I've never been able to see the pictures in those things.
Me either :(
Looks like a Westie with a sling shot.
If I had a dollar for every pixel in that gif, I'd have 75 cents.
Catches a Tarpon, woos the TV sportscaster. Beats Ohio State. His resume grows and grows.
My crystal ball wants to FTFY:
Skimmed post. Read "catches a tampon." Spat coffee.
One you and me both. Some words are confusing when skimmed. Some are confusing when heard. Some day, I'll tell you about an awkward conversation I had once about crampons.
Don't get me started about discussing knickers (fencing gear) in public...
The key is to overemphasize the 'K' sound.
Definitely!
Hokies + Quarterback + Tampons = Louisville. Right?
Ya gotta love the Brew.
She's pretty cute too
RED ALERT RED ALERT. SHE IS A BC ALUM. THEIR BLACK MAGIC IS STRONG.
*dork magic
Maybe that is the secret key to breaking the curse of Matty Ice?
Where's Exum?
edit: See McCarron, G.F.
I hear the Day Care is hiring
Insert obligatory "Fuck Matty Ice" comment.
Some BC black magic is TOTALLY worth it, case in point Molly McGrath from Battlebots:
She always has her legs crossed awkwardly during the full shot interviews for Battlebots. Bugs my wife and I.
there's an obvious joke about legs being open here that I'm going to forego
Insert SharonStone.gif
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Because they've got huge mothballs!
I'll see myself out...
Let's just say that she does NOT detract from that show.
OT: watched the new battle bots the other night for the first time, it's great. But between that, a Bush and. Clinton running for office and I feel like we went back in time.
Don't forget the fact that there's a new Jurassic Park and Terminator as well.
I wonder if she'll tweet he's the brewmaster tomorrow morning?
This is not the Courtney Cox you are looking for
Maybe THIS one.
My parents definitely wasted a good three years of cotillion on me.
STUD
+1 just for post title.