#TeamPie: Introducing the Piesman Trophy - SB Nation unveils the first award for linemen who do awesome, un-lineman things.

By: ohherro
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on July 28, 2015, 11:11 AM | 27 comments
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coach mcguirk's picture coach mcguirk | 10 years 11 months #

You pie people, I swear.

Next you will be pushing for a 2 loss team pie for the national playoff.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

ohherro's picture ohherro
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coach mcguirk's picture coach mcguirk | 10 years 11 months # ^

Dwight...

Except on birthdays, anniversaries, weddings...

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

Mooreheads Axe's picture Mooreheads Axe | 10 years 11 months #

I have a question and I don't think I've ever seen it brought up in these discussions. Cheesecake. Is it a pie or a cake? I need answers.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 10 years 11 months # ^

It is not Ice Cream so it is an inferior dessert regardless...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
ā€œI served in the United States Navy"

Chachi's picture Chachi
| 10 years 11 months # ^

Ice cream is an appropriate garnish for pie.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 10 years 11 months # ^

Thus showing the inferiority of pie, it needs something delicious on it to make it edible...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
ā€œI served in the United States Navy"

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 10 years 11 months # ^

He said garnish, meaning it's acceptable on the plate.

Sort of like when you allow herbs or vegetables beside your steak. It's not because they're required.

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 10 years 11 months # ^

I always just thought the herbs and vegetables on my plate were the bait that got my steak there...never really thought about them as garnishes..

Onward and upward

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 10 years 11 months # ^

Herbs and Vegetables are not food, they are what food eats...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
ā€œI served in the United States Navy"

Chachi's picture Chachi
| 10 years 11 months # ^

Cheesecake is a custard pie. TeamPie wins again.

Eating cake is a sure way to lose your head, just ask that Antoinette chick.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

idahokie's picture idahokie
| 10 years 11 months # ^

So it's a pie, but it has to call itself a cake so people actually want to eat it?

#LetThemEatCake

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 10 years 11 months # ^

gooey center? check
crust? check
often featuring fruit? check

yes, it's a pie. Just to throw it in the face of team cake, it has cake in it's name. But that's like Virginia Tech having Virginia in its name to remind UVa that it's not even the best university in the state.

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Mooreheads Axe's picture Mooreheads Axe | 10 years 11 months # ^

Thank god, now I don't have to buck the system and go all team cheesecake on everyone.

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 10 years 11 months # ^

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

ohherro's picture ohherro
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Get out of here with that shaving cream pie. If you're gonna' pie someone, pie them right:

RebJanus's picture RebJanus | 10 years 11 months # ^

Adam Jones got asked recently why he's never pied Buck Showalter. His answer: "Because I'm not crazy."

VT_Inferno's picture VT_Inferno | 10 years 11 months # ^

While searching the internet for mouth watering gifs I stumbled upon this and felt it was appropriate.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
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I like it better if we believe she is saying "More steak"

Or "tube steak"

The Dude Abides

AMB4VT's picture AMB4VT | 10 years 11 months # ^

Or "tube steak"

Oh man...I almost spit out my coffee. Thanks for the laugh.

@AMB4VT

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 10 years 11 months #

OK - to bring this back on topic...

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 10 years 11 months # ^

what is this "on topic" thing of which you speak? Please, explain this foreign concept to me.

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Hokie Boner '09's picture Hokie Boner '09 | 10 years 11 months # ^

Legging this for all the fat man touchdowns.

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 10 years 11 months # ^

in all seriousness though. Second clip at about 8 or 9 seconds in. The big man goes up for a chest bump and his teammate just holds him off so as not to be crushed. hilarious

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TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 10 years 11 months #

As awesome as the fat man touchdowns are, this is a terrible thread to read when it's 1pm and you haven't eaten lunch yet.

VT_Inferno's picture VT_Inferno | 10 years 11 months # ^

I can also attest to the terribleness of this thread a mere 12.5 hours later (corrected for CST). Late night studying and this thread is making my mouth water.

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 10 years 10 months #

Bumping because Wyatt Teller made that watch list.