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I'm hoping Fisher can work it out, I still believe he could have a bright future! Sounds great on Settle!

Shane said he and Frank were set to play golf with Arizona coach Rich Rodriguez

Can't wait to see how some of you spin this one

I wish this rumor and wish would die a horrible death.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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....and thus began the deceased equine flagellation.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Also golfed with Jim Grobe and Dan Mullen.

The takeaway? Coaches like to golf.

Analysis such as this, is the main reason I frequent TKP.

So Rich Rod HC, Foster DC, Grobe LB coach, Mullen OC? Great job breaking that story.

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Clearly Frank is lobbying for RichRod to keep Shane on his staff when he takes over!

Reaching out to Metallica to play in Blacksburg: "One thing I will say just to put this to bed, we do not have Metallica in here. We will still certainly use 'Enter Sandman.' Metallica, when we checked, we do have some connections to their manager, I believe they're touring Amsterdam, Germany, etc. So Blacksburg was not on that. But we have talked to them. But that is something that we're working on. We're working for dates next year. I don't know that it will work out or that it will be a full-blown concert by any stretch, but if we ever have them play here, they've been good to Tech and I think we've been good keeping their name and music in the limelight as well."

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Much better

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Richrod has promised to have John Denver play live once he takes over.

Even bigger reason to not have him take over.

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Dern he really is the con man everyone says he is.

What if Tim Settle played in the middle on the field goal block team? I think he would set a school record in blocked field goals.

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Some video from today. Credit to TSL and hokiesports

Whit

Players and Frank (Ken makes me want to run through a wall)

Ty Dillon (wish we could have gotten a Cup driver, but still cool)

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I think what stood out to me from that Whit interview is him saying that the 440 tickets from the season tickets and mini-plan combined is all that is left to the Ohio State game.

Rules out any individual tickets being available, which is a good sign.

"These people, are losing their minds! This is beautiful"

Rules out individual tickets only if they sell out as season tickets or mini plans.

In the player/Beamer interviews at mark 22:30 whoever is making this is interrupted with what can only be termed the epitome of a softball question that serves no purpose. I'm pretty sure I can hear him seething that he has to listen to Frank answer that before asking about Tim Settle. haha...

That. Was. Me.

I applaud your restraint, Andy.

Prolly more like this in your head:

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yeah I was pretty sure it was. I actually wrote AB first and then edited it. haha.... I think I could actually hear teeth grinding

So if you had to describe your reaction... was it more this:

or this:

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

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"Exit light..."

To be fair, the people need to know if opening with the #1 team at home is "motivating". /s

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Ekanem is such a bro lol

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I am with you man, I have no idea how people can get excited about cars driving in circles and only turning one way for hours and hours. the only exciting parts seem to be the crashes...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

The same way people watch soccer. "It's just a bunch of people running around in a field." There is a lot more nuance and strategy beyond just turning left. You're driving right on the edge of running into the wall (tight) or spinning out (loose) and it takes a lot of skill to control and communicate to the pits what changes you need to make the car faster.

as a soccer fan, I take offense to the analogy. But then again, I'm not a racing fan so I really don't get it.

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I'm a soccer fan too. I made the analogy to point out how frustrating it is to always here the "left turn" thing. It does take a few races to actually understand everything that's going on.

If we ever meet, I'm buying you a drink. Thank you for that analogy and for pointing out there's more to it than driving fast and turning left. The days of NASCAR being a redneck sport are gone. The fans might still be rednecks but your drivers and crews are mechanical geniuses and mathematical whizzes with degrees.

mechanical geniuses and mathematical whizzes with degrees.

I thought the smart kids prefer to use radians?

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So that's why surveyors and cartographers use degrees! /s

No.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

You mean like this guy, Caleb Hurd

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Also, Im just gonna leave the track layout for Watkins Glen (where they just raced last week) here.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Road courses....they'll get after ya.

Indeed. And just to further my point, to those who don't notice at first, this track is run in the opposite direction of most NASCAR courses.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

The only track where the pit stalls are on the right.

Sears Point is rad also...

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Still wish NASCAR could get a race here...

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

When I was a young'n playing GT3 I HATED this place...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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A turn here..take some wedge out, and we'll win some damn races! That's all there is to it!

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I don't like racing or soccer, but not because I don't understand the game or appreciate the "nuances" their devotees are quick to point out. Just find them boring, in general. Soccer can be some fun when it's the USA or the Hokies, but, well, for me that's it. I understand that both sports have tons of rabid fans, it's just that neither one entertains me enough for me to take time to watch. I've said it before, I'll say it again. I would rather watch fishing on tv than either one.

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I would rather watch fishing on tv than either one.

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Funny stuff. I have recorded fishing shows to watch later, heck, I've even found myself watching them alone, and often watch more than one in an evening. Oh no! Wife's right...I'm a fishaholic!

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What you just said is exactly how I feel about baseball

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Heck, baseball is my favorite sport and you won't catch me watching a regular season game on TV at home. I can't sit still for long enough. If I'm at home, then there's something that needs to be done, fixed, maintained, or cleaned.
And baseball on TV is boring. I love the sport but I have to be there live. Same goes for hockey.

Postseason games are different, of course.

I'm with you there. Baseball is a fun sport to play, and a fantastic sport to watch live at a big league park, but, well, that's about it. For me, it takes a World Series to perk my interest up, and it doesn't happen every Fall. I'll never forget, though, the day in Yellowstone...cold, wind, snow/sleet/freezing rain. Walking back to the campground with a fellow angler, we discussed our coming evenings. I was relegated to cold food, no campfire, and reading until the batteries gave out in my lamp. The other guy was going back to his camper, cooking a steak, and watching the World Series from the warm comfort of his recliner. Next year, I had a camper.

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Soccer is never interesting to me. I admittedly don't understand (or care about) the nuances -- which "devotees" are quick to point out but are never able to actually explain themselves.