Say goodbye to Teller's mullet

By: AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
on August 17, 2015, 11:45 AM | 35 comments

WHY? Just why?

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AGR575's picture AGR575
38-0 BRO
| 10 years 10 months #

It was glorious.

Slightly erratic, mostly sane, always a Hokie.

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 10 years 10 months #

If it turns out that that was the source of his power....

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 10 years 10 months # ^

I know. Plus, I thought he was going to keep it going and only cut it IF we lost to anOSU.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 10 years 10 months # ^

Now he's got nothing to lose.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

vtfly's picture vtfly | 10 years 10 months #

He must of read some of the predictions on 11W and just decided to shave it now /s

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

ljbranson's picture ljbranson | 10 years 10 months #

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 10 years 10 months # ^

Sad Beamer Emoji

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Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 10 years 10 months #

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

GUNTAR's picture GUNTAR | 10 years 10 months #

We give it a 21 gun Joey Phillips Salute!

Look on the bright side (the mirror) we still have Wade Hansen's epic Neck Beard... good glory!

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 10 years 10 months # ^

I approve of this.

VTMaroonOrange's picture VTMaroonOrange | 10 years 10 months #

So glad I got to at least see it in person.

Side note: The offensive line group at fan day may have had the least amount of fans wanting their signatures (aside from maybe special teams), but they were the best ones to visit. They had their twitter accounts written on the table, they were all smiles and talkative, and they even asked the fans to sign their names on one of the tables for them to keep. Nice bunch of guys. Trey Edmunds and the running backs were also great to see.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 10 years 10 months #

Must have lost one heck of a bet... Or met the future Mrs Teller.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 10 years 10 months # ^

Ah, the old "I'm sorry, but I don't date guys with hair longer than mine" will bring out the scissors every time.

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mitchell's picture mitchell
BIG WIFE GUY
| 10 years 10 months #

Worst loss this off season. Devastating.

Every second counts

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 10 years 10 months # ^

Reavis, Keihn, Shai's suspension, and now the Mullet.

One of the toughest offseasons we've had in a while

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 10 years 10 months # ^

Attrition has hit us hard for yet another year.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

mon_rexico's picture mon_rexico | 10 years 10 months # ^

I think that as long as we stay focused, we can focus on regrowing next offseason.

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 10 years 10 months # ^

I think we need to completely re-Vidal-ize our conditioning program. And Sasoon.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 10 years 10 months # ^

It would be Pert-inent of us to do just that, to stay Head and Shoulders above the rest.

"Exit light..."

vtfly's picture vtfly | 10 years 10 months # ^

You two are just too damn Suave.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 10 years 10 months # ^

shampoo

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 10 years 10 months # ^

I can feel your praise showering over me like so many turkey legs. Truly, I'm extremely impressed by TKP staff's entire bath & body works. They're the true highlights of my otherwise drab and frizzy day.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 10 years 10 months # ^

Not quite the worst, but it was a close shave.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 10 years 10 months #

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 10 years 10 months #

Bragghokie's picture Bragghokie
| 10 years 10 months # ^

This is one of my all time favorite parts in a movie and use for gifs. Leg for you sir.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 10 years 10 months #

This is a joke right? It's all part of our imagination right?

< sits in corner in fetal position rocking back and forth nervously >

8300A_Hokie&#039;12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 10 years 10 months # ^

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 10 years 10 months #

I'm hoping there was a good reason for this.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Bragghokie's picture Bragghokie
| 10 years 10 months #

Delilah!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 10 years 10 months #

I'm thinking this is next, just sub the rat for the outline of the Hokiebird.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 10 years 10 months # ^

That is very disturbing.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 10 years 10 months #

I read the title and TAPS immediately started playing in my mind. ..I just...I just can't believe it.

AZHokie's picture AZHokie | 10 years 10 months #

For those curious, services will be held this Saturday. The Hokie family requests privacy during this trying time.