via: @Nik_A_Bando | "...AND SEND A KID TO CAMP."**
DRINK A 1/5 BOTTLE OF COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE TO CLEAR YOUR INSIDES OUT, AIN'T NO MORE STRAINING AFTER THIS BLEND OF CHILIS, HERBS AND SOY GOES DOWN;
IT KILLS ANTS;
APPLY A NICKLE-SIZED AMOUNT OF COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE TO BLEMISHES, CUTS, SCRAPES, BRUISES, BLOODY NOSES, BROKEN BONES, CHAPPED LIPS OR LIGAMENT TEARS TO SPEED UP THE HEALING PROCESS;
BRING OUT THAT DEEP, RICH, ORIGINAL FEEL FROM YOUR HARD FURNITURE WITH COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE;
GOT A TOUGH STAIN ON YOUR FAVORITE SUIT? DAB A LITTLE BIT OF COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE ON YOUR LINENS, HOLD WITH WATER, THEN DAB A LITTLE MORE TO CLEAN LIKE NEW;
COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE CAN LUBE UP THAT SQUEAKY BIKE WHEEL;
IT'LL BOND ANYTHING!;
DID YOUR KID COME HOME WITH GUM IN HIS/HER HAIR? LATHER WITH COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE AND RINSE TWICE;
COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE--NEVER RUN OUT OF FUEL AGAIN;
THAT OLD CATCHERS MITT LYING AROUND THE GARAGE TIGHTEN UP OVER THE WINTER? SQUIRT A LITTLE OF COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE IN THE PALM AND MASH IT IN WITH YOUR FIST TO LOOSEN IT UP;
WHO FARTED? FRESHEN UP THAT MUSTY ROOM SMELL WITH JUST A SPRAY OF COACH BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE.
** From treserfamilyfoods.com: Ten percent (10%) of our profits go to sending underprivileged kids to camp. We currently sponsor two camps: Camp Alta Mons, Shawsville, VA and Rockbridge - A YoungLife camp in Goshen, VA.
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BFS
I went fishing the other day. After slow action and not much luck, I broke out my old trusted bottle of BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE and squirted some on my hook. I couldn't keep the fish off my line! Thanks Coach!
that little something something
I slap a little of BEAMERS FAVORITE SAUCE on before I go out to the club or bars. By the end of the night I have more numbers than David Wilson has ties.
Gets the recruits too!
Barbeque up some ribs, chicken or even a steak and the recruits will commit on the spot.
It also wards off Rebecca Black.
hokie hair care
summers in charleston can be rough on your hair, but thanks to BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE, a quick wash leaves my hair sleek and silky smooth in the heat - plus the boys love the scent. thanks coach!
Tough Actin
BFS, yes im abbreviating, Cures Athlete's Foot.
Tough clogs? Run a little BFS through them pipes and once again flush with authority!
Every Sunday David Wilson can be seen at Chick-Fil-A dipping his nuggets in Coach Beamer's favorite sauce... It's also what give's Bud Foster's Go-T that "don't fuck with me" shine.
better than rogaine
Due to their wimpy genetics some men tend start thinning out. Instead of a faulty comb-over just rub a little BEAMER'S FAVORITE SAUCE on that sunspot and within days you will have the hair you did 10 years before! I started using BEAMER's FAVORITE SAUCE when I was challenge to a beard-off and much to my opponents dismay I am now sporting a ZZ-Top look.
From the Camp Sauce web site
It actually says this! "My mom started Camp Sauce as a dressing and dip and now my family puts Camp Sauce on EVERYTHING".
Trouble with weeds in your lawn? No problem. Just spray some on and they're good as gone.
Want those roses to smell extra nice? Camp Sauce adds that special spice.
Keeps the deer away from your favorite plants.
Puts a shine on your football helmet and helps you get a grip on the ole pigskin too!
Don't use those chemical flea dips when CFS does the job.
whats the difference between the red top and the black top?
One is Camp Sauce (original). The other is Camp Fire Sauce.