The definitive #TeamPie debate victory over #TeamCake.
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The definitive #TeamPie debate victory over #TeamCake.
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#TeamPie4Life
#Teamcheesecake
#TeamCheesecakeHasCrustAndACustardFillingAndThereforeIsAlsoPie #TCHCAACFATIAP for short
#TeamPieRideOrDie
#TEAMPIEBLUEBERRYCREAMPIE
Pie has crust.... it is so much more versatile.
That's good enough for me
#pie
#pieordie
#cakeischildish
I kinda want to punch all of these people in the face.
Still #TeamPie, though.
Seconded... the pie people should be eating the pie, not talking.
Void. It's buzzfeed.
#teamcake
Just finished eating a quarter of a locally baked chocolate cream pie while watching Tyrod doing a pretty good job running the Bills offense. Do love my pie.
WINNER!! No further argument is necessary. #TeamPie
Mouth-watering photo.
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Pie is clearly the best, but I sort of understand cookies.
Cake, I don't get. OK, I can make an exception for lava cake, but with a solid exterior and molten center, it's sort of pie-like.
anybody who loves pizza (who doesn't love pizza?!?!?!) has to be #teampie. If you're #teamcake you don't love pizza and you should feel bad
If you don't love pizza, you're not human. Even French, who will not eat cheese, loves pizza.
Yep- no cheese, light sauce, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms
#teamicecream
By the transitive property (because ice cream goes better with warm pie), that makes you team pie.
Pairs nicely with cookies to create an ice cream cookie sandwich. Also pairs nicely with cake to make a decent ice cream cake. Also, very good with brownies, which are a form of cake.
As such, #teamicecream is a versatile dessert.
Ice cream cookie sandwich is pretty much pie.
if ever we should be able to downvote for disagreeing, this is it
Kinda NSFW
#TeamPie Ladies ;)
Do not let the incompetence of a subset of our people represent the movement as a whole. After all, You wouldn't say that LOLUVA's inferiority is an accurate representation of all Virginians, now would you?
#TeamCake lost that battle, but the war is far from over. Down with Pie!
the war rages on brother.
Have you ever heard of a cake chart? Nope, only pie charts.
"It's a piece of cake" implying things are easy, soft, and, perhaps, not worthy of the same level of respect (depending on context). "It's a piece of pie" doesn't exist and doesn't make sense unless you're faking a really bad Italian accent while saying it's a pizza pie.
Cakes need icing or frosting or a glaze, something to modify them so you're not just eating cake. Pies do not have this problem.
When baked properly, a pie is a beautiful thing on its own; ready for the camera as soon as it comes out of the oven. Again, cakes need some form of make up, otherwise they look like extremely fluffy pieces of bread.
"Pie" is a term that can refer to any number of delicious dishes, not all of them desserts. Pizza pie, apple pie, pecan pie, cheesecake (once again, it has a crust and a custard-like filling, it's a pie), tarts, the list goes on.
I know not what course others may take. But as for me, give me pie or give me death. Except my grandmother's rum cake. Which has rum. So that's not really fair.
Wait... "Easy as pie" is a thing also.
(Qualifier - I'm a team pie ride-or-die, just trying to be fair.)
As far as rum cake - To Hell with that. Eat a piece of pie and chase it down with some rum.
(Qualifier #2 - Not slighting your grandmother here. I'm sure that she is a kind woman who would probably bake you a pie if you asked her to.)
Derp, it is. I generally hear "piece of cake" more though. Stop trying to submarine my pie is supreme argument! /s
As for point #2, I'm now thinking of putting rum in a pie. Hmmm maybe a variant of the shoofly pie.
But, but...how would we categorize apple pan dowdy?
Piece of cake is referring to how easy it is to make.
"Easy as pie" is clearly talking about how easy it is to eat.
I refute your "icing or frosting or glaze" comment with two words... POUND CAKE
Also angel food cake, but my pound cake recipe is better than my angel food cake recipe, so...
I CANT DECIDE!!!!
You just need more samples.
You'll get to team pie eventually.
Marie Antoinette offered to serve cake, and it started the goddamm French Revolution.
Nobody wants cake. They want pie.
Sound!
Common misconception:
They ate the cake, got a sugar rush, and went after the rich for more cake.
They were angry because the royals were holding back the pie.
Red velvet cake. MMMmmmmmm
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No... just, no.
would it have been better if I put "/sarcastica" at the end of it?
You might be doing it wrong
Are guests allowed to have teams? If so, I'm Ride or Die With Pie.
And for your viewing pleasure, we have Andie MacDowell with "The Pie Song"
https://youtu.be/J9rgh8MCpe8
I'll always carry a torch for Andie MacDowell. Something about her.
Me Tarzan with a French accent and it seems to be happening over and over again.
The man is ok in my book.
I'm seriously considering becoming a double agent. The whole pizza pie thing has always been troubling. And if we get a definitive ruling that my general in the cake army, cheesecake, is indeed actually a pie...
Well, as goes cheesecake, so goes coach mcguirk.
Cheesecake is in a pie. How do I know? Because it is the only thing with the word "cheese" in it that I will eat, and I don't eat cake, therefore it is pie.
I say cake because I will eat almost every kind of cake (carrot being one of few exceptions), but there are more pies I won't eat.
But if I'm being honest, I'm just #TeamDessert at the end of the day.
twinkies...twinkies.
swiss cake rolls, devil squares, confetti cake, vanilla cake with chocolate or white frosting, red velvet cake, banana, pepperidge farm coconut cake
chocolate cake. go ahead, take your girlfriend/wife's chocolate cake away from them. chocolate pie is no chocolate cake, good sirs!
you can have key lime pie, but cheesecake is cake.
all this back and forth and we'll all probably be together in the end #TeamDiabetes
#TeamLittleDebbie:
LOL..the proletariat has spoken! Step off people!
Thank you sir for the sweet torture. I grew up eating all those wonderful Little Debbie flavors, and now live 2000 miles away from them. Curse you Little Debbie, you evil spawn of Betty Crocker!!!
Blueberry Pie with Ice cream on it! and hot!