If you are unfamiliar HAS is a weekly satire article written by Spencer Hall and Ryan Nanni from Every Day Should Be Saturday, one of the top SB Nation sites.
They provide a colorful take on the week's action rom the view of an even angrier, spiteful Steve Spurrier.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/9/15/9325935/hatin-ass-spurrier
Favorite of this week: "That's a tough loss for UVA, though it is refreshing to see a cop make life miserable for a bunch of rich white people for once.
Course, Notre Dame needing that throw to beat Virginia's sorta like Jesus turning water into wine - a miracle, but one you don't need if you have your shit together."
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Just because they're called Bowling Green doesn't mean you're supposed to see if they can get to 300, Maryland
I'd be more sympathetic to Maryland if Tino Ellis hadn't gone their way.
Well, not really.
Favorite of this week: "That's a tough loss for UVA, though it is refreshing to see a cop make life miserable for a bunch of rich white people for once.
I can't figure out if he's talking about the misery of Notre Dame or UVa, but either one works.
Saw that BYU player punching a Boise player in the jimmy. Mormon sex ed is weird.
Poor Boise...
1: nobody ever deserves to get hit in the nuts by another guy
2: blount was/is a thug
3: #94 probably deserved it, though
He did. He went searching for, then started shit talking Blount after the game was over. Idk what Noise St.'s deal is, but they have a perpetual case of Napoleon syndrome going on
if you play on smurf turf long enough, you start to get a complex
spitting hot fire!!!! this may be one of the best yet.
OH NO HE DIIIIII ' IIIIIINT!
Almost as good as the Gary Pinkel alcoholism joke.
Sorry. Didn't mean to double up.
I was worried when there wasn't one for week 1. But this week's was so good, I'll give them a pass.
Spencer wrote a bleeding heart piece all about how his growing up with a dad who bounced around from job to job means he knows what its like to be an athlete on scholarship, understands their finances, and mind set.
So I assume that took up most of his time last week.
At the risk of derailing the thread, I am glad I am not the only one underwhelmed by that piece. A lot of people, whose opinions I respect greatly, were hailing it as the most brilliant thing ever written, and I just don't see it. I think I've read nutrition facts on food packages that were more profound, although, the part where he said anyone with the hubris to offer a dissenting opinion should be sealed in a well was interesting.
Anyways, [steps off soap box] this week's HAS is solid.
I will present without comment the Reddit Thread about it from R/CFB. My user name is the same over there as here. https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3k4nco/edsbs_broke_pay_them_their_goddamn_money/
"Hattin" Ass Spurrier?
I can assure you, he's more of a visor guy.
"Everett Golson is Jimbo's most advanced QB model yet. Bypasses that "good" part, and skips right to what they'll look like in the NFL."
This is so perfectly accurate.
My goodness I love me some HAS.
At least Hawaii got to leave Ohio after the game.
Thanks for the post. I've been waiting impatiently for HAS's return.
If Jacksonville State wanted to take a knee too early, they shoulda just got married in high school.
Some brutal ones in the comments too:
"Last time that many Virginians thought for sure they had it won, a guy named Pickett was in charge."
"Haven't seen a sure thing unravel so quickly at Virginia since that Rollin' Stone article."