for the record, i have never slept with a booster's wife, a coach's wife, or saban's daughter. i only have eyes for lane kiffin's wife.— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 24, 2015
daniel tosh made a funny for once
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The only thing more better than Nick Saban hiring Lane Kiffin as Alabama's offensive coordinator is the irrational hatred some people maintain towards Kiffin. Kiffin, who to my knowledge has never committed a crime or even cheated on his wife, sparks moral outrage at the mere mention of his name.
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"He hasn't even cheated on his super-hot wife."
Yeah, that'd be the very first thing I'd do if I got into coaching. Marry a smokin' hottie and then promptly cheat on her. It's pretty much the industry standard. /s
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I seem to recall reading somewhere that once upon a time many many years ago that we had a HC that not only was an alcoholic, but had an affair with a coed and just disappeared with her one day.
And IIRC the president at the time wanted to scale back the football team anyway and focus on academics, and that gave him an excuse to do that and keep us from joining one of the major conferences that were forming at the time. He didn't think that football should be advertised and commercialized. It's in one of my history of Virginia Tech football books, I'll have to try to find that part again.
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In 1932, VT President Dr. Julian Burress wanted to emphasize academics over athletic endeavors, largely leading to 12 members of the Southern Conference exiting stage left and forming the SEC.
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Gotta hand it to the click-bait internet on this one, headline writers are picking up this ball and running with it. I especially love how they write a totally unsubstantiated rumor, use it as a headline, then, in some weird bid for credibility, put a question mark at the end. If you're going to make wild accusations you need to commit! Equivocating is for journalists, I want my trashy websites to treat every situation as if the most far-fetched rumor is absolute truth.
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First off....HOLY CRAP! Saban's daughter is smoking hot!! I'd keep her on lockdown if I were him. Not only is she his daughter so points there but she's also super hot???? Unfair.
Second, if Saban can get as pissed as he seems like he could.....like Bud Foster pissed.....then Kiffen would probably be missing and the story would be about where Lane Kiffin went and no one would know.
Third, Kiffin's wife is also smoking hot. No way he blows that up for a girl that young who's also your bosses daughter.
Fourth, it better be Illinois cause if that were true (the daughter thing) that just wouldn't be fair.
Fifth, I also like how the rest of the pictures in the slide show are of Saban's daughter, ha ha ha.
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That's just it. He's a good coordinator. Not a HC, but coordinator. But his downside is his freight train loaded with baggage he trails behind him. Eventually that train always wrecks. He grew up a spoiled rich kid, never having to take responsibility for anything and he rode his dad's coattails coming up through the coaching ranks.
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Still have yet to see anything substantiated, and it looks like the "Saban's daughter" bit was the story getting twisted on Twitter. That said, now that so many people bought in to the false rumor he slept with her, he kinda has a pass to actually sleep with her, especially if he ever is ousted in Tuscaloosa. Who's gonna believe it if that story came out again?
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That's not Nick Saban's daughter in that article. Belay my statement.
Yes, I think many people fail to realize what Kristen Saban actually looks like. I mean, she's not unattractive, but when you google "Kristen Saban," you miss the mark with many of those pictures there. Meet Kristen Saban...
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Gotta tell ya, if I land a top OC job at an $EC school, and my boss has a daughter, any daughter, this is how I have to picture her. No temptation, keep my job, love my wife and family...but if I see Kristen like this when I look at her then the temptation is gone.
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Pics like this make me hate this whole situation since it looks like she just got married recently. Kind of disgusting how people will spread a rumor like this and jeopardize someone's life and relationships over football.
With that being said, I hate that wedding dress but I may be a little biased to my wife.
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She got married over the summer. So yeah, it would be a really shitty situation if it's untrue. Not sure who has it worse here, Kristen Saban or Layla Kiffin really.
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It would be very TKP of this comments section to have had an entire subthread dedicated to the discussion of the wedding dress. I am so disappointed in all of you.
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Screw talking about the wedding dress. Let's talk about the rolls Royce right across the Bama football field while fireworks go of either side of the car.
According to Tineye, and a confirmatory google search, that's Maygan Wellman in the first and last picture, but the rest are Saban's daughter. I saw Sara Jean Underwood used in a few other places too.
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Lane is many things, but I would hope adulterer is not one of them. No respectable news source that I know of has picked up this rumor or even given it air. For the sake of Mrs Kiffin, if this is a rumor I hope it dies quickly.
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Have you seen anything regarding fans in the SEC, specifically the Alabama/Auburn rivalry? Paaawwwwllll Finebaum? Phyllis from Mulga? Harvey Updyke? The Bama fan that teabagged the LSU fan after the national championship? This kinda just seems a little bit run of the mill for them.
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Not even mad! She came from Saban! Somebody quick and get her testing cause I don't believe that shit!
BTW: What's a booter and why don't we have any?!
Don't sleep on our bagman petebuddywilson's importance to the program.
This has to be pointed out.
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/09/24/nick-saban-daughter-kristen-saban-photos/
daniel tosh made a funny for once
I want this to be true so badly.
I don't! Kiffin doesn't not deserve a girl like that! Kiffin will bring down Bama keep him there!
Sounds like a Saban at Bama has already gone down
HEYYYO!
This is funny right here...
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2014/nick-saban-hiring-lane-kiffin-should-not-be-surprising/
"He hasn't even cheated on his super-hot wife."
Yeah, that'd be the very first thing I'd do if I got into coaching. Marry a smokin' hottie and then promptly cheat on her. It's pretty much the industry standard. /s
The thing you need to ask; does he have a motorcycle? If yes, he's guilty.
- Bobby Petrino
This hit a little too close to use-to-be-home.
I seem to recall reading somewhere that once upon a time many many years ago that we had a HC that not only was an alcoholic, but had an affair with a coed and just disappeared with her one day.
And IIRC the president at the time wanted to scale back the football team anyway and focus on academics, and that gave him an excuse to do that and keep us from joining one of the major conferences that were forming at the time. He didn't think that football should be advertised and commercialized. It's in one of my history of Virginia Tech football books, I'll have to try to find that part again.
Backstory
In 1932, VT President Dr. Julian Burress wanted to emphasize academics over athletic endeavors, largely leading to 12 members of the Southern Conference exiting stage left and forming the SEC.
So the SEC is our fault?
Maybe...maybe not...
You're welcome, ESPN. Once again, you have VT to thank for some aspect of college football success.
Thank you, have a leg. Shows how we could have been a charter member of the SEC. Wouldn't that be something?
VT, GT, Sewanne and Tulane.
From reading that, and applying the situation to current times, that means loluva will have a good football team in 75 years or so!!!!!
Oh it would be swell to see Alabama meltdown from the inside
Let's get Phyllis on the phone, PAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLL.
to see Alabama meltdown from the inside
must...resist...temptation..for..crude..sex...joke
The link is about having sex with the coach's daughter. Why resists a sex joke?
Alabama Hot Pocket?
woahh.. now rumors he is resigning this afternoon..
Whaaaaaat?
Kiffin to Illinois.
Nice one. I've looked for that gif all over. It has SOOOOO many applications.
Gotta hand it to the click-bait internet on this one, headline writers are picking up this ball and running with it. I especially love how they write a totally unsubstantiated rumor, use it as a headline, then, in some weird bid for credibility, put a question mark at the end. If you're going to make wild accusations you need to commit! Equivocating is for journalists, I want my trashy websites to treat every situation as if the most far-fetched rumor is absolute truth.
Lane Kiffin just texted me to say: "Saban's daughter is my dream job."
"Hah ha. Stupid autocorrect. I meant Illinois."
"How can I leave Alabama for Illinois without looking like I abandoned them? I know, I'll sleep with the HC's daughter. Brilliant."
This is great. If true.....the fans melt down and boo hooing at work will only intensify.
First off....HOLY CRAP! Saban's daughter is smoking hot!! I'd keep her on lockdown if I were him. Not only is she his daughter so points there but she's also super hot???? Unfair.
Second, if Saban can get as pissed as he seems like he could.....like Bud Foster pissed.....then Kiffen would probably be missing and the story would be about where Lane Kiffin went and no one would know.
Third, Kiffin's wife is also smoking hot. No way he blows that up for a girl that young who's also your bosses daughter.
Fourth, it better be Illinois cause if that were true (the daughter thing) that just wouldn't be fair.
Fifth, I also like how the rest of the pictures in the slide show are of Saban's daughter, ha ha ha.
That's not Saban's daughter
I think it's funny that Kiffin brings a train wreck with him everywhere he goes.
What was Alabama thinking when they hired him?
That's just it. He's a good coordinator. Not a HC, but coordinator. But his downside is his freight train loaded with baggage he trails behind him. Eventually that train always wrecks. He grew up a spoiled rich kid, never having to take responsibility for anything and he rode his dad's coattails coming up through the coaching ranks.
His next stop should be to team with a Bowden, any one of them, with a rolling camera on him/them at all times.
Still have yet to see anything substantiated, and it looks like the "Saban's daughter" bit was the story getting twisted on Twitter. That said, now that so many people bought in to the false rumor he slept with her, he kinda has a pass to actually sleep with her, especially if he ever is ousted in Tuscaloosa. Who's gonna believe it if that story came out again?
Loeffler to Bama
Chip Kelly to Virginia Tech
Jim harbaugh to Indianapolis
Les miles to Michigan
Pep Hamilton to VT
Kate Upton to my bedroom
Ok, let's bring it back to Earth guys. Seriously...Pep's never coming to VT.
I lol'd. That's just perfect right there.
Not saying Kristen Saban is a downgrade but Layla Kiffin is a dimepiece so I have to say I'll take whichever one Kiffin doesn't want.
EDIT: That's not Nick Saban's daughter in that article. Belay my statement.
Commonly in situtations like that, it's a matter of wanting both.
Yes, I think many people fail to realize what Kristen Saban actually looks like. I mean, she's not unattractive, but when you google "Kristen Saban," you miss the mark with many of those pictures there. Meet Kristen Saban...
Gotta tell ya, if I land a top OC job at an $EC school, and my boss has a daughter, any daughter, this is how I have to picture her. No temptation, keep my job, love my wife and family...but if I see Kristen like this when I look at her then the temptation is gone.
Rolls on Rolls on Rolls Tide
Roll Tsunami
If that lady doesn't dress as an elephant for every alabama game, then she missed her calling in life.
Is that the mascot? Is this person on the wrestling team or something?
Pics like this make me hate this whole situation since it looks like she just got married recently. Kind of disgusting how people will spread a rumor like this and jeopardize someone's life and relationships over football.
With that being said, I hate that wedding dress but I may be a little biased to my wife.
She got married over the summer. So yeah, it would be a really shitty situation if it's untrue. Not sure who has it worse here, Kristen Saban or Layla Kiffin really.
It would be very TKP of this comments section to have had an entire subthread dedicated to the discussion of the wedding dress. I am so disappointed in all of you.
Screw talking about the wedding dress. Let's talk about the rolls Royce right across the Bama football field while fireworks go of either side of the car.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/05/nick_sabans_daughter_wedding_...
When I saw that, all I could think of was an Auburn fan doing that at Jordan Hare and tracing the tracks of the Kick Six...
Oh yeah well we had sparklers.
Who is that a picture of in the article?
According to Tineye, and a confirmatory google search, that's Maygan Wellman in the first and last picture, but the rest are Saban's daughter. I saw Sara Jean Underwood used in a few other places too.
Lane is many things, but I would hope adulterer is not one of them. No respectable news source that I know of has picked up this rumor or even given it air. For the sake of Mrs Kiffin, if this is a rumor I hope it dies quickly.
It was fabricated to make it look like Lane could actually score since he didn't on Mississippi.
I'm not sure which looks more unlikely: this rumor or that touchdown pass for Ole Miss.
I hate to disappoint you, but Lane had a not so secret apartment in downtown Knoxville that he would take women to.
Unfortunately, as the eternal optimist I know that people out there can rise to even new meteoric lows!
roll damn tide
How does a rumor like this even start (assuming its untrue)?!?!
You don't Twitter do you?
Have you seen anything regarding fans in the SEC, specifically the Alabama/Auburn rivalry? Paaawwwwllll Finebaum? Phyllis from Mulga? Harvey Updyke? The Bama fan that teabagged the LSU fan after the national championship? This kinda just seems a little bit run of the mill for them.
The only Lane I care about is a stadium
You gotta give some love to the Hall.
He would, but his treadmill won't fit.
Plus there's no grass in the Hall.
There is that odd section near the back that is entirely walled off, but has some grass. That building is really confusing.