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#LOLUVA
That was sad.
By sad you mean phenomenal
Not even 15 seconds in and loluva confirms why they are loluva!
Thanks to whoever edited my thread. Lol.
I stuck my fancy table in there, you beat me to the open thread by two seconds.
'preciate it, Joe!
This is beautiful.
To be the man, you gotta beat the man.
I recognize that clap... Did he learn that watching Rudy?
What a douche
Mike London =
The NCAA would very much like to know
Oh my god, I hope the rest of this game goes this great.
Eat it. UVA. I hope Noise St. brings the hammer
I've seen this one before. UVA will come back, be up 17-14 at halftime. Then at the beginning of the second half Matt Johns will break his collarbone and they'll get blown out.
Sigh.
Holy crap another pick. LOLUVA doing LOLUVA things.
haha this could not be going better
It just keeps getting better
My penis can only get so erect
Man, 2 interceptions and it's still the 1st quarter. I tell ya, hopefully those talented kids who committed to UVA get a great education because they could have been playing more meaningful football at VaTech.
I know, only ESPN calls us VaTech, they need to quit.
All those years I was in the desert and it was football season, our Pro Supers would put everyone's team on the board, and mine always read "VaTech."
Even when we were busy on the flight line, he would call the scores over the radio for me. The name VaTech will stay with me always.
Well, I like saying it. It shall continue...
VA Tech. Rhymes with mirginia heck.
Ha
Uva is trying to be like us and spot bsu a 17 point lead
Some great commentary coming from Mac Brown! Sarc
"all of THE sudden"....it's now a thing
Mike London looks surprised that his player just got flagged for a touchdown dance.
Mike London looks surprised to still be coaching!
"Coaching" is a strong word for what he does.
No no surprised he had a TD scored.
What the shit kind of tackling was that
I like Wahee talking trash after making a tackle. He didn't talk much when Bucky ate him for lunch
looks like UVA is settling in a bit :(
That was the longest one yard lost run!
Also note that it was a 3-man rush that flushed him from the pocket. Unless they come together, UVA's O-line looks like a serious liability.
Not sure if it's bad defensive play calling, or just a bad secondary
But a lot of these plays it seems NO ONE is in the backfield for the boohoos
Watching you guys here laughing at UVA reminds me SO much of our laughing at Michigan. Long live schadenfreude!
Please feel free to join in! I know a lot of us here already like making fun of Michigan
Thanks for beating Purdue. Unlike the SEC idiots we don't routinely root for conference teams. We pretty much all dislike other teams in the Big 10. It's supposed to be a rivalry. I'm pulling for you guys against ECU. I'll make you a deal - I'll come on here & trash UVA when you play them this year. And you can come on over to 11W and trash Michigan when we play them.
P.S. About Michigan - you were robbed.
It was a catch!!!! Seriously, hope you guys wreck Michigan. Please make sad Harbaugh sad
Seriously, it was a catch. The NCAA literally changed the rules of college football in the off season following that game, that would have made it a catch. They should have followed that up with giving us the W.
Mike London seems like a pleasant fellow to work for.
/s
Please tell me that someone got the screen grab of the dude wearing the blue sundress right before the start of the 2nd quarter.
I somehow missed that
French retweeted it:
Looks like a pledge.
Looks like a uva fan
Can't remember how to embed the tweets but I got one of the same thing. There are actuall 3 guys wearing dresses. And something in a green uva shirt.
https://twitter.com/NGoellnerVT/status/647576647676375040
I mean as it isn't enough you've got the yo-yo next to him in a SUIT WITH A BOW TIE AT A FOOTBALL GAME. Now this. I mean. I'm literally out of words. UVA is like the annoying little cousin no one likes because he's all self important, and just when you almost start to tolerate him, he reminds you why you hate him by trying to use "sophisticated" language and talking to you in a COMPLETELY condescending manner and just being a general shit head
The dress doesn't bother me near as much as the panty hose.
I'm a little confused, as part of me wants to root for UVa in hope they'd keep Mike London another year.
Not enough for me to actually do that, though.
It seems like being "partially-dipped" is a common theme with UVa helmets this year. Does anyone else think that they just were too lazy to remove the face masks before they painted them...and thus the partially-dipped?
The blue is a nice touch, but what's the point of having a logo on the helmet if you can't see it more than three feet away?
In cognito. Nobody knows who you are when getting whooped 56-14.
nothing UVA does is fully-dipped.
So all jokes aside, and assuming this game continues like it does, what do you think London needs to do to keep his job? Is it even possible at this point short of winning out?
I honestly think he's done after this year. I've been thinking about who they would get to replace him. Lane Kiffin would be so much if he was UVa's head coach....but it'll probably be someone like Scottie Montgomery (Duke's OC)
Bowl game. Need 5 more wins. That would make them a contender in whatever division we are in
I don't know about him keeping his job, but I want to piggy back on this. Jokes aside, UVA has had about as hard as an OOC schedule as they come. Props to them. UCLA, ND, and Boise. That's tough.
No props from me if they don't win one of those games.
Yeah, I respect that. And given their recruiting classes of the past few years, they SHOULD be doing tons better.
...But lolcoaching.
Brian Harsin; next VT coach?
Johns is terrible under pressure
It makes me sick to look at the scoreline in that picture.
It got better
Haha I read this in John Cleese's voice from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! ..... I got better."
So we do Giftory when we win. Can we do a user submitted gifisery for when UVA loses? So many good things on their broadcasts.
AAAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Here's a "Michigan Man" in all his glory:
That is the most ridiculous series of signals possible.
ahahah, he just needs a trench coat, a play ground, and a rusty van
Those gyrations are unbelievable...sheesh. Thanks for sharing Buckeye, made me chuckle.
I am so happy right now guys.
ditto!!! i haven't laughed like this in a looong while
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow. This isn't a dumpster fire. It's a GD dumpster apocalypse.
Mack Brown is the John Madden of college football.
I wouldn't be surprised if they fire London during the season and make Tom O'Brien the interim head coach until the end of the year.
thought the same thing previously but apparently O'Brien is no longer on staff
He was fired for being competent.
Haha!
He retired.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12126989/long-college-coa...
He realized that he wasn't being promoted to head coach when they didn't fire London at the end of last year.
Glad this game is played in Charlottesville and not Boise. I can actually watch the carnage unfold and not worry about my optic nerves melting.
Hey guys. Just logged in for a second. Did you catch my pregame speech? Did it sound too evangelical? Wait...that may not be a bad thing, I could do THAT next year.
Sorry, gotta run. Call a play or a timeout or something. Honestly, I have no idea.
Everyone, Detrick Bonner is laughing at Boise right now.
Is that who chased down "Smoke" last year?
Yes, and I had the same thought
Yeah, before that pass play, Mizzell was a fizzle in the drizzle.
Is lol still the best 3rd down defense in country?
Mike London would like you to know that on Boise's TD drive, they did not convert a single third down. Not one, nope. 0% conversions on the TD drive, and that's all that matters.
Wow. That was pretty obvious PI on Wahee. Can't believe they let that go.
Booooo lol their three fans were pretty loud with their displeasure at the half
This Boise state kicker is pretty good
Ahahahahahaha another turnover. Great way to start the weekend!
Great catch
Any day UVA loses is a good day.
Some of the worst db play I have seen this year , can see why lol has no turnovers in 4 games. Touchdown & total silence in hootown . Silence is golden.
For the the life of me, I don't understand why anyone would want to play for a turd of a coach or team like this.
Who knew losing players to the NFL without recruiting depth behind them would backfire
I am not sure we can raise enough money for London to keep his job. If a true freshman is carving up the LOLUVA secondary, can you imagine what the ACC quarterbacks are going to do?
Can we start a gofundme for Mike's job security?
Uva fans are exiting already
There are LOLUVA fans?
Seriously Mizzell needs a new handle. He hasn't really "smoke"d anybody yet.
Did you not see his TD?
No wife sent me to the store for ice cream. Was he their second TD?
Yea caught a quick slant and split the defense for a long td. But he cant run the ball for shit
If he played WR fulltime, he'd probably be a beast, even for this team. That lack of height though....
Except for bow ties, blazers, and apparently man dresses, it's hard to tell which team the fans are there for, since it's all blue and orange.
UVA sure likes to run their mouth and taunt people for being a team that is 1-2 (with a close win over W&M) and being down throughout the ball game.
Well...it IS almost basketball season
Oregon State is THE reason why we don't #allorangeeverything
Did they go full pumpkin tonight?
Pumpkin carrot and taffic cone.
I prefer the expression "fresh squeezed"
I was starting to feel the tiniest bit sorry for LOLUVA, so I flipped over to that game... insta-headache, yikes. I'm not sure my eyes will ever recover.
I'm so hard right now
Looks like Sad-fanning is the new Tebowing in Charlottesville.
There was a dude who was doing it trying to get on tv. It's so pathetic
I thought it looked like he glanced up to see if he made the jumbotron.
Edit: lolspelling
It's not like they haven't had plenty of practice. Even if he's a first year, they are 1-2.
FTFY
I was speaking in loluva-eese
Matt Johns looks like shit
Bet Lambert is glad he GTFO
That Oregon state receiver stepped out before coming back to the ball. Isn't that an illegal touching? The review seemed to be only focused on whether he got his foot down. The announcer was concerned about the pylon being out of play which is exactly the opposite of why they have pylons.
Boise's Defense is beating LOLUVA
This is bittersweet, though... On one hand, UVa looks like ass. On the other, they're making the ACC look pathetic. Even worse, there is no way London is their coach next year, and I doubt he's their coach in our game. Would not be shocked to see him fired this weekend
But they are kinda like Vandy in the $EC. Nobody really allows them to taint the opinion of the rest of the conference
I think we have WF for that. And Duke without Cutcliff.
loluva... taint... loluva... taint... heh heh heh
If we don't get three pick sixes this year I'll be disapointed
38-0 bro
In the first quarter!!!!
New QB in for UVA. Let the controversy begin.
Which SEC school will Johns transfer to?
Ask London , best qb Johns or Lambert? LOL
AAANNND a new QB for UVa
(@HokieWartooth's Sad UVA fan Rating System)
Also, as much a we make fun of Mack Brown, at least he can pronounce "Oregon" correctly...unlike Tim Brando.
Anyone watch Sportscenter after the game? They totally ripped the LOLUVA sad fan rating system off.
I just saw it this morning, very hilarious!
UVA Sad Fan Highlights
On a side note, the neighbor next door approached my wife yesterday with concerns she had for my 6 year old son. The neighbor said my son was talking to her the other day, looked at her UVA flag, and said "You know, UVA and VT don't like each other." The neighbor was very concerned about the upbringing of our son and felt the need to let my wife know. My wife took some of the heat off of me, since we're neighbors and all, and blamed it on her dad who is a Hokie living in enemy territory. The neighbor's comments gave me a good chuckle and UVA's beat down last night was just the icing on the cake, the cherry on top, or the whipped cream on a warm piece of pie! I'm new here and not looking to start any trouble, so please pick your analogy of choice.
As a little bit of fun, get their schedule next year and fly the flag of who they are playing each week. Bet it's until the 4th or 5th game before she realizes what's going on...
That's brilliant!! I'm thinking it might take more than 4 or 5 games to catch on. My Hokie neighbor across the street will definitely get a laugh out of it.
Lololololololol
And the INT train continues... That football program might be in a worse spot than our basketball program was under Johnson
The gifts just keeping coming.
hahaha
I love how ESPN keeps finding all sorts of stats to make UVA look bad.
Boise State's defense has scored more points than UVA's offense.
Two of BSU's defenders have gotten more interceptions since 2012 than all of UVA.
London: Time out! Time out, Ref!! Now I gotta put Lambert in..I....(looking around) ...awwwwwwwww shit!!!
Now is a good time to remind everyone that, according to Mike London, Matt Johns beat Greyson Lambert for the starting QB job.
Lambert is setting SEC and NCAA records. Johns is throwing multiple pick-sixes to Boise.
Well, that is the better metric for a UVA QB.
... in that the number is higher.
Good one.
Virginia LB flattens the Boise QB, but Boise still makes the field goal.
#MikeLondonisms
This fox sports go stream is excellent
UVa is 1-3, but that's offset by the fact that nobody plays a tougher schedule.
#nonsenseobservations
NUMBER 7 VIRGINIA TECH JERSEY SEEN IN THE STANDS AT LOLUVA!!!!
Edit:
Good catch.
Sounds like someone just wants to go to a football game. ANY football game.
Well... Fridays are for high school football
Certainly a high-school type score.
Salem High School was up 77-7 at halftime last night...
Blacksburg won 40-7 against CFBs old high school
That sounds you hear is Mike London's coaching career going up in flames
More like weeds growing over it.
He only lasted this long because they were trying to save some cash.
Enjoying. Every. Minute.
The good news for CML, is his AD could very well mistake one Orange & Blue team for the other!
No mistaking the two teams. One is competently coached.
Not that the UVA AD would understand that distinction.
Love how Boise is running up the score right now
New true freshman QB needs reps, they say.
I'm on board with this decision, though, no matter why they say they're doing it.
#thingspeoplesaywhenrunningupthescore
Boise still throwing it deep.
This is the best.
No chill
I wanted to wait until the 4th Quarter, lest I jinx the game... Me right now:
If we don't curb-stomp these boohoos this year, I'll be very disappointed.
Mack Brown destroying what's left of any remaining credibility he had.
Mack Brown is thinking about the fact that he went 3-7 against UVA as a coach.
haha, remember when the hoos figured they could do better than Welsh?
He didn't say it was a GOOD chance.
Even when he's hurt, Michael Brewer > this brewer
It's a lost season.
They overscheduled AND Mike London.
"But we'll do it right after our annual loss to Virginia Tech."
... I wouldn't want to play Boise, either.
Also, I love the replays of that 07 Fiesta Bowl :D
You start classy, Mike London...
This Brewer kid is disrespecting the family name. Please change your last name.
I think Boise had more almost-interceptions than UVA had completions?
Sportscenter is using the scale of sad UVA fans!
Lol its now a legitimate thing!
I can't believe this took off, but I am deliriously happy that it did.
ESPN giving any props for the guy who actually came up with it, nm don't even know why I would ask that of course the mothership didn't.
This was GLORIOUS AWESOMENESS! Btw, that was a cheapass attempt at simulating "fans" in the stadium. No I don't feel sorry for them at all. Suffer! Yes, suffer! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
I enjoyed what happened to LOLUVA but I'd hate to see London fired. Fingers crossed!
Somebody had a little fun with Mike London's wikipedia page:
Also mentioned on Sportscenter: LOLUVA's 42 point loss tonight was only the third worst (best) margin of defeat during the London error (lost 59-10 both to Oregon and Clemson in 2013).
Yay the game is back on this morning, missed it up last night as I go to work by 4am on Saturdays. Sittin back drink'n some coffee and watching this pathetic UVA team suck it! Good day to start!
I'm stealing this from reddit:
Man, haven't seen a cop lose to a Bronco that bad since 94.