And once again we have some golden ones.
We got off easy "You'd think a NASCAR fan like Frank Beamer would've been able to handle Pitt."
And a MV7 dig: Beat a dog like that and they'll make you the starting quarterback for the Falcons, Nick.
Others not so much:
Texas.
"I'm gonna call Texas football Tokyo cause a lizard just flattened it."
"Hell, Charlie, even the Falklands were competitive through Week 5."
Ole Miss.
"Ole Miss fans don't believe in vaccinating their children, so of course a quarterback with the flu is gonna beat you."
Georgia.
" Even the Persians didn't sack Athens that hard, Nick.
Give someone an Old Testament beating like that and the hedges in Sanford Stadium should catch fire and start telling you to grab a rock and take notes.
Last time something cut through Georgia like that Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler were running away from it in a buggy."
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Ah, HAS... Even in the darkest of times you deliver.
That and This Week In Schadenfreude always deliver.
HAS is always good for a laugh.
"Hell, Charlie, even the Falklands were competitive through Week 5."
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
Bigger question, how big of an underdog would the Longhorns be against the Argentine Navy?
They'd be a solid 10 point dog.
Man those Exocets have all sorts of pass rush
I know you're just admiring the comment, but somehow, vines creators can end up on "Dancing With The Stars", and by being there, are celebrities.
Go figure.
I just thoroughly enjoyed the dig at MD getting shut out this weekend. F**k MD
laughed out loud at this one
Yes. Indeed.
I despise the fact that they robbed us of Tino Ellis. Kid would work really well with Lawson. Instead, he's going to be sucking wind at the bottom of the Big 10.
H.A.S. has been killing MD this year too. The one about bowling green getting to 300 a few weeks ago was solid.
Love watching them flounder and all their fans be uncomfortable. Even better with the Ravens starting 0-3...
My issue with UMD is leaving the ACC to become the Big 10's doormat for cash.
It just doesn't sit well with me.
Sits fine with me. I still get to laugh at their complete ineptitude. If they want to sell out for a few bucks, not like they can hide on the field in the B1G. (And if I don't have to get hit in the taxes when they fire every coach they have it works out too.)
Hatin' Ass Spurrier is the best thing on the internet. Right up there with Monday Morning Bowel Movement.
PFTCommenter is just the greatest in general.