2015 SIX PICK - WEEK EIGHT

Good news VT fans, the team lost last week so according to the current 4 year cycle, the Hokies will win this week. I think. Two stellar weeks of college football, including an unforgettable Michigan - Michigan State ending and we have this pile of dung. There is no marquee game, and I couldn't even find six good games. So in a butts week, if Richmond at JMU is good enough for Gameday, it's good enough for me. Shame on both the Commonwealth's P5 schools and the guys who run them. Following their lead, I'm mailing in this week too.


With this week's lineup, family gets to happen on Saturday too.

Thursday, October 22nd
California at UCLA -3.5
9:00 pm ESPN

  • Yes, UCLA has lost 2 in a row, and no, I'm not likely to watch this injury riddled team with freshman qb who has smashed on the wall for more than a quarter ... call this East Coast bias if you'd like
  • Cal played Utah tough, as good as anyone save Michigan this season, so why not the Bears vs a reeling UCLA team?

Pick: Cal getting the points, winning outright.
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Saturday, October 24th
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
12:00 pm ABC

  • All about the V, I mean the U. Golden can only hope the Sun Life atmosphere shocks the Clemson Offense into boredom and that counteracts his defense's ability to give huge chunks of yards
  • You know the problem with Dabo coming hard against the Clemsoning verb (as he should), the echo when it happens again is going to very, very loud and his response to that response will be amazaballs

Pick: Clemson beating that Miami ass. Hurricanes would be wise not to talk to much smack and taunt after 5 yard runs too much this week.
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Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
3:30 pm ESPN

  • What Bob Stoops just did to Bill Snyder would be criminal in ever state, but West Virginia. OU can certainly play great focused football when mad, but the week after?
  • Texas Tech went the opposite way last week, in barely scraping by Kansas in what must have been a look ahead let down situation, right?

Pick: OU covering the points, normally I'd go the other way, but OU QB Baker Mayfield is a transfer from Texas Tech. I think he'll be razor sharp.
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Richmond at JMU -9.5
3:30 PM Comcast

  • I don't know a thing about the Dukes other than the time they beat the Hokies, in the rain, after a brutal loss, just 5 short days previous (so much shade.) Roll Dukes
  • I don't know a thing about the Spiders other than Mike London won FCS National Championship with the previous coach's players, while he was the head coach. LOLuva. War Spiders

Pick: JMU covering, the amped home team and juiced crowd will be a fun time for sure.
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Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
7:00 pm ESPN

  • Look, I'm not saying this is an important game for Ole Miss, but Hugh Freeze is going to schedule a tent revival in lieu of practice if the season comes off the rails any more
  • Kevin Sumlin may or may not want the USC job, but he certainly wants the USC interest so he can fleece aTm for money. First coaching lesson, get your QB to not throw 1 and especially 3 pick six interceptions in a game

Pick: aTm, getting the points. Ole Miss can't bludgen the Aggies like Bama and their defense isn't getting them 21 points.
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Utah at USC -3.5
7:30 pm FOX

  • Say hello to Clay Helton, the USC State Farm insurance interim football coach. Goodluck Clay in ramping up your resume
  • Speaking of resumes, Kyle Whittingham plans let USC AD Pat Haden get a good look at his on the field with the Utes dominating, but not running it up

Pick: Utah winning outright, won't be close.
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Beer of the Week:
Reaver Beach Bring Out Your Dead

For Reaver's 5TH anniversary they are dropping a couple of barrel aged beers, this one a farmhouse style brewed with Virginia summer squash, fermented in oak barrels with grapefruit zest with wild yeast and souring bacteria native to Coastal Virginia. I'll be there buying up early!

Picks are against the spread.

Review:
California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

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Comments

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
Texas A&M
USC

Cal
Clemson
TT
JMU
TAMU
Utah

“I remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
TAMU
Utah

Cal
Clemson
OU
JMU
Ole Miss
USC

#38-0

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

"Mike London is the only cop in Tallahassee trying to catch Jameis Winston."

All Maroon everything

UCLA
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

"Exit light..."

UCLA
Miami
OK
Richmond
Ole Miss
USC

Noel's Hokies

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death....... I assure you, it's MUCH more serious than that" ...Bill Shankly

Cal
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

@CaptKirkVT10

Broons
Clepson
Guns Up
Spiders
Texas Ags
Yewtah

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Cal
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5
Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond +9.5
Texas A&M +5.5
Utah +3.5

Bears (Cal)
Cocaine Tigers
Boomer Sooner
Dukes
aTm
Utes

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

UCLA
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

Jim Mora and his Mark Wahlberg-impersonating ways
Klempsun
Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
Jimmy Madison
Gig em. (Unless that's a BDSM term.)
The Monogamists continue their march toward destiny

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

California at UCLA -3.5 - It's a BEAR FIGHT!!!! California
Clemson -6.5 at Miami - Fuck Miami. There. I said it. I'll keep saying it until my dying day. It'll probably be in my Last Will and Testament, though.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5 - TT has beaten 1 team with a winning record...Sam Houston Bearkats (yes, that is spelled correctly. Ugh) TT is bad. 15 points bad? I'm leaning to "Yes". Sooners.
Richmond at JMU -9.5 - Damn, Richmond AND JMU have records better than us. I'll go with the Spiders.
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5 - Aggies
Utah at USC -3.5 - Utah, because USC annoys me.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

1. UCLA
2. Clemson
3. Texas Tech
4. Richmond
5. Texas A&M
6. Utah

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
Ole Miss
Utah

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Ole Miss -5.5
Utah

Cal
Clemson
TT
SPIDERS
Ta&m
Utes

California +3.5 at UCLA
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M +5.5 at Ole Miss
Utah +3.5 at USC

da bears
klempson
boomer sooner
Dukes?
Gig em
Utes

California +3.5
Clemson -6.5
Texas Tech +14.5
Richmond +9.5
Ole Miss -5.5
Utah +3.5

California
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5
Oklahoma -14.5
JMU -9.5
Texas A&M +5.5
Utah +3.5

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

UCLA
Clemsoni
Oklahoma
Richmond
Texas A&M
Utah

California at UCLA -3.5: sure
Clemson -6.5 at Miami: No way we should have lost that game. Clemson won't spot UM 14 points and cruises to an easy win in the second half.
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5: I think OU slows down a bit and TT gets the points, not sure about the win.
Richmond at JMU -9.5: sure
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5: toss up for me really
Utah at USC -3.5: I haven't been able to pick against Utah Coeds at all this year

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

California
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

Cal
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
aTm
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
Ole Miss
Utah

Cal
Clemson
TT
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

Cal
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
A&M
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

Cal
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas AM
USC

California
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
USC

California - Can the Redskins get Goff?
Clemson - #GoACC?
Texas Tech - 14.5 is a lot
Richmond - I have no idea, I just hate JMU
Texas A&M - Sumlin is on a mission
Utah - USC is done.

The Fightin' Aaron Rodgers's
Klempson
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
JMU (its a damn good thing we dont play them this year.)
aTm
UTES (checks picks, wants to go to a Utes game)

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
USC

@VTimHokie85

UCLA
Klempson
Texas Tech
UR
aTm
Utes

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah
Beer: Various home brews at the tailgate this weekend (Red IPA and whatever my parents are bringing). I'll also be trying the Gausthaus und Gosebrauerei gose

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

never had that ... would love to try

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

I'll be tailgating in lot 16 on Saturday! They also had a bottle at Vintage Cellar in Blacksburg a couple weeks ago. I'm not sure how often they carry it.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

unc will be the only other home game, i might make. thanks tho.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them" - Lee Corso

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

USC is FAVORED? Really? (I just said that exact sentence six times upon reading the line.)

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

California
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

California +3.5 (Although I think both the QB's could be over the 3.5 for INT's, apiece...)
Clemson +6.5
Texas Tech +14.5 Don't let last week's OU win fool you.
Richmond +9.5
Texas A&M +5.5
Utah +3.5

After looking at my picks, Imma gonna hafta go wit dis. All dogs this week.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

like the theme

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

UCLA
Clemson
TT
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

UCLA
Canes cover (Dabo wins)
Red Raidaaaaaas
Richmond covers (JMU wins)
Aggies
Utes cover (USC wins)

@historyhokie.bsky.social

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

California
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

Cal +3.5
Miami +6.5
Oklahoma -14.5
JMU -9.5
Ole Miss -5.5
Utah +3.5

Cal
Clemson
Texas Tech
Richmond
Texas A&M
Utah

@AMB4VT

California at UCLA -3.5
Clemson -6.5 at Miami
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5
Richmond at JMU -9.5
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5
Utah at USC -3.5

California
Clemson
Sooners
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
A+M
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

California
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
Ole Miss
USC

UCLA
Miami
Oklahoma
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

California
Clemson
Texas Tech
Richmond
Texas A&M
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
Texas A&M
Utah

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Cal
Clem
OK
Rich
Ole M
Utah

VT '10 #AllMaroonEverything

California
Clemson
Oklahoma
Richmond
Texas A&M
Utah

"This is just spectacular... These people are losing their mind. This is beautiful." -Mike Patrick

California at UCLA-3.5 : Could go either way, Cal and the points seems like the safer bet.
Clemson -6.5 at Miami : Muck Fiami, that's why
Texas Tech at Oklahoma -14.5 : hoping their selective suckitude extends to only one opponent from Texas, not all of them
Richmond at JMU -9.5 : After consulting with my 2-year old daughter (anyone got a better methodology for this one?), the consensus was Spiders yucky!
Texas A&M at Ole Miss -5.5 : Let the Freeze to VT rumors begin
Utah at USC -3.5 : Sure, Utah's lost about 17 TE's to season ending injuries, but who needs those in the Pac12?

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

I am still waiting for an explanation how Freeze pulled in some of the best classes in the Country. Did he hire the Louisville escort service?

he prayed

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

UCLA
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

UCLA
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Ole Miss
Utah

California
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Bears, tigers, wagons, spiders, tractors, condoms. Got it.

just in case there was any confusion, the first pic is a bear not a bruin. So I am 0 for 1 this week.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

#BEARS (#supbooboo)
Canes
Dreamy Ryan Gossling lookalike
DOOKS
The one with the adorable Collie
The sorta-Mormons

#pcbb

UCLA
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

Cal
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
aTm
Utah

NO TWEEDY, IT'S WHIP!!!!!!!

Cal
Clemson
Oklahoma
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah






Onward and upward

#teamredraider

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Those JMU cheerleaders look angry. Is it because they go to JMU?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

UCLA
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
Utah

UCLA
Clemson
Texas Tech
JMU
Texas A&M
USC