WHAT IS HATIN' MAY NEVER DIE! HATIN' ASS SPURRIER RETURNS

We got jokes about the Civil War, herpes, the Great Depression, Dickens' novels, and plenty of hate all around!

And one that even makes fun of Miami for us!

Click me right f'ing now

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About time. They skipped it last week and I was beginning to worry that they were going to pull the plug on this upon HBC's resignation. I was starting to get the DT's.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

"Empathy's a powerful thing, and now West Virginia knows how all those couches feel."

That's some quality hate right there.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Y'all think Georgia Tech could win a parent-teacher conference?

/ded

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Utah's like herpes: undefeated, red, angry, and especially victorious over Arizona State.

I will never think of them the same.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Herpes, Utah, or Arizona State?

yes

Onward and upward

The way the Gators get fooled by fake kicks, Florida can't ever visit Chinatown.

Goes hand in hand with the Free Shoes University jab he made several years ago...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Man, I hope the geniuses that come up with this glory keep it up. The legend of TOBC's sarcasm should live on for eternity.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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IF HE [Spurrier] WANTED TO TAKE THE WHOLE YEAR OFF, HE'D GO COACH UCF

Ouch. It's funnier if you substitute UVa for UCF.

as much as it pains me to point this out, UVA has 2 more wins than UCF...so UCF is certainly more qualified for the joke than UVA

Onward and upward

I meant funnier for us.

lolUVa