2015 Six Pick - Week Nine

Guys, I don't think the wheels are going back on the BMW. It sucks, 3 decades is a long time, remember the whole! So that means I am now down to hate watching, new coach scouting, hate watching, jealous of well coached teams watching, hate watching, still laughing at uva, and some more hate watching.


No marquee games this week, but there are some solid ones and if last week proved, the meh weeks often provide the crazy endings. Plus it's Halloween weekend, so college coeds in skimpy outfits, and teams wearing their gaudiest uniform combos, because 20 year olds like tacky.

Thursday, October 29th
North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
7:00 pm ESPN

  • H/T to Pitt and HC Pat Narduzzi, they've done an excellent job of navigating kids recruited by multiple HC regimes and turning this team into a Coastal favorite in less than a year. WANT
  • Not every program can be turned around in a year, but don't look now, UNC finally looks good and it may not be an anomaly, now that Fedora has his players

Pick: Pitt winning outright, I am team tough defense and manball offense. ALWAYS.
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Saturday, October 31st
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
3:30 pm ESPN2 / ABC

  • I'm jinxing NC State, but it's been almost 4 years since Clemson Clemson'd and it was against State ... If it happens again, we better see this guy perform
  • While everyone was proclaiming FSU the class of the ACC and Clemson their wingman ... is it possible Dabo flippped this when no one was paying attention or expecting it?

Pick: Clemson by more than two touchdowns. It's rolling in Upstate, ride with it.
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Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
3:30 pm ESPN

  • Too bad this game isn't an 8pm kick, no weirder spot to play than Lubbock at night around Halloween
  • A Tough week for the University and the program. No one would blame them if focused waned. Guys, be responsible for yourself and your friends and family.

Pick: Texas Tech getting the points, a lot of things working against the Pokes, sadly.
***

Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
3:30 pm CBS

  • You can make no better argument than UGA being the most underperforming college football school for the past three decades and especially the last five years, after being gift wrapped the SEC Coastal
  • What are the chances I can rename this rivalry to "The World's Largest @_FloridaMan Party"? Make a few shirts and watch it print cash

Pick: Florida by a field goal, all but locking up an improbable SEC CG appearance.
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Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
8:00 pm ABC

  • These aren't your father's Temple Fighting Bill Cosby's. How far have we fallen that Temple, F'N TEMPLE is a better program than Tech. What kind of world am I living in?
  • You know the ND staff was pissed they were getting a bye week before Temple, when the schedule came out. Now that's one more week to get your young QB ready for the 4th best team on their schedule

Pick: Notre Dame covering. The Linc might be near capacity and most will be pulling for the Irish.
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Stanford -12.5 at Washington State
10:30 pm ESPN

  • What a devastating blow ... ESPN Gameday skipped Wazzou to go to Temple. Can you imagine the number of flags!!!! The Mad Pirate finally has things zipping along in Pullman with QB Luke Falk is putting up peak Leach / Texas Tech numbers
  • The year of the running back is BACK. What a ridiculous true Sophomore class: Fournette, Cook, Freeman and Christian McCaffrey. McCaffrey is appointment tv if you aren't passed out or making out with young lady in a cat costume

Pick: Stanford covering, easily, tough defense and manball offense. ALWAYS.
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Beer of the Week:
Cigar City Seasonal Creep

As you guys know, I am not pumpkin beer guy, but if I do, it's going to be from Cigar City (and maybe Alewerks.) This is a chocolate pumpkin ale so let's hope the pumpkin spices are muted. This was a June release, and with that name, the tongue was firmly implanted in CC's cheek. Just in case I have a CC Good Gourd in reserve.

Picks are against the spread.

Review:
North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

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Comments

Pitt
Clemson
Florida (bonus: "Richt to VT" becomes a trending topic)
Texas Tech
Temple
Stanford

"Exit light..."

Pitt
Clemson
Florida
Oklahoma State
Temple
Cougs

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Georgia
Oklahoma State
Temple
Stanford

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

You can make no better argument than UGA being the most underperforming college football school for the past three decades and especially the last five years, after being gift wrapped the SEC Coastal

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you're not #teamMarkRichtToBlacksburg. good on ya

Onward and upward

#WeDontNeedARetread

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

nope, but him over rr.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

UNCheat
Klempsun
Kliff Kingsbury steals all the Pokes' girlfriends, TT capitalizes on the lack of morale
Jawjuh
Temple because why the fuck not
The Cardinal, regardless of how retarded a singular mascot is

PS, why is everyone putting the Fla/Ga pick ahead of the OKSt/TT pick?

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I copy the summary so I don't have to keep scrolling up, then just delete the team I'm not picking.

"Exit light..."

Just realized that's the order in the summary. I go through the game description and make my pick, scroll down, write it, scroll up, read next game description...

Yay inefficiency!

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

maybe I'm old school..I pull out a pad and pen while reading through and write down the match ups and spreads. Hit the google search for pics and go from there.

Onward and upward

thanks, i fixed to make easier.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Pittsburgh
North Carolina State
Georgia
Texas Tech
Notre Dame
Stanford

Pitt
Clemson
Georgia
Ok state
Notre dame
Stanford

North Carolina
Clemson
Florida
Oklahoma State
Temple
Stanford

Ahhh dammit Stanford you should have won by more points.

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

Pittsburgh +2.5
Clemson -10.5
Florida -2.5
Texas Tech +2.5
Temple +9.5
Stanford -12.5

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

Panthers
Clepson
Go Gata
Guns Up
Da Owls
Wazzu

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Florida
Oklahoma State
Notre Dame
Stanford

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Had a rough past 2 weeks after starting hot, when are the latest results being posted?

North Carolina -2.5 --- Time to unleash Elijah Hood
Clemson -10.5 --- Program is rolling
Florida -2.5 --- Kind of crazy that UGA's best win so far is a 4-4 Missouri team that lost to Vandy
Oklahoma State -2.5 --- Staying undefeated
Temple +9.5 --- tough defense and manball offense keeps it a game
Stanford -12.5 --- Stanford is crushing everyone and will make noise in the playoffs

the official 6P calculator has been busy. i assume, soon.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

North Carolina
Clemson
Florida
Oklahoma State
Notre Dame
Washington State

Review:
North Carolina -2.5
NCSU+10.5
Oklahoma State -2.5
Florida -2.5
Temple +9.5
Washington State +12.5

Ok, 5-1........time to start keeping score again!

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

Pitt
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Temple
Washington State

North Carolina
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Stanford

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death....... I assure you, it's MUCH more serious than that" ...Bill Shankly

Pitt
Clemson
Oklahoma St
UGA
ND
Washington St

@CaptKirkVT10

Poopsburgh
DABO DABO DABO
Kliffs
Gatorade
Temple Als
Wazzu

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Pitt
Klempson
TT
Florida
ND
Samford...uh I mean Stanford

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

North Carolina
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Notre Dame
Stanford

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

UNC
Clemson
Texas Tech
Georgia
Temple
Stanford

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Pittsburgh+2.5
Clemson -10.5
Texas Tech +2.5
Georgia +2.5
Temple +9.5
Stanford -12.5

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Stanford

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple (but not winning)
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Texas Tech
Georgia
Temple
Stanford

North Carolina
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Temple
Washington State

Pitt
NC State
Texas Tech
GA
ND
Wash St

Noel's Hokies

Missed last week for the first time in like 3 years :(

Pitt
NC State: Clemson gonna Clemson
Oklahoma State
UGA
Golden Domers
Stanford

Logan 3:16

is this the first time every single road team in 6P has been favored?

Onward and upward

Might be.

BTW, Florida-Georgia is always a neutral site game. Nominally, anyway.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Pittsburgh +2.5
Clemson -10.5
Oklahoma State -2.5
Georgia +2.5
Notre Dame -9.5
Washington State +12.5






Onward and upward

"... and THIS is the symbol for a Fourier transform!" - Stanford cheerleader

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

"This wun here's cawled a Vee" - Tammy from OK St

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Stanford

Man, Hermione really has changed in that picture at the top...

Pitt
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Domers
Wazzu

Pitt
Clemson
Okie State
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Temple
Stanford

@AMB4VT

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Stanford

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

Pitt (+2.5)
Clemson (-10.5)
OK State (-2.5)
Florida (-2.5)
Temple (+9.5)
WSU (+12.5)

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

Pitt
Clemson
Ok State
Florida
Temple
Stanford

Pitt
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

Whadya mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm HOT!

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Washington State

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them" - Lee Corso

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Washington State

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Temple
Stanford

"Mike London is the only cop in Tallahassee trying to catch Jameis Winston."

All Maroon everything

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Notre Dame
Stanford

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State - Leach beats the spread with 500 yds passing again.

Pitt
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

UNC
Clemson
OK St
Florida
Temple
Stanford

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Notre Dame
Washington State

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Texas Tech
Georgia
Notre Dame
Stanford

In Sam Rogers we trust.

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Washington State

Pitt
Clemson
Texas Tech
Georgia
Temple
Washington State

#38-0

Pitt
Clemson
OSU
UF
Temple
Stanford

Pitt
Clemson
Oklahoma st
Dawgs
ND
Stanford

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

1. North Carolina - Pitt's going to Pitt at some point right?
2. Clemson
3. Texas Tech
4. Florida
5. Notre Dame
6. Washington State - The Pirate can keep it close

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

North Carolina - #goacc
Clemson - They look like the real deal
Oklahoma State - tight spread but I like OKState big.
Georgia - Lambert gets it done.
Notre Dame - big.
Washington State - I hate leech but 13 is a lot.

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Temple
Washington State

Pittsburgh
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

Pitt
NC State
Texas Tech
Florida
Temple
Wazzou

#pcbb

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

Whoops...that last one is supposed to have Washington State bolded

Pittsburgh +2.5
Clemson -10.5
Oklahoma State -2.5
Florida -2.5
Notre Dame -9.5
Washington State +12.5

Friday night is my traditional Halloween beer, Dead Guy Ale from Rouge.

But Saturday night will be this:

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

North Carolina
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Georgia
Notre Dame
Washington State

Pitt
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Washington State

NO TWEEDY, IT'S WHIP!!!!!!!

North Carolina -2.5 at Pittsburgh
Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Pitt
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Notre Dame
Stanford

UNC

"This is just spectacular... These people are losing their mind. This is beautiful." -Mike Patrick

Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Notre Dame
Washington State

"This is just spectacular... These people are losing their mind. This is beautiful." -Mike Patrick

North Carolina
Clemson
Oklahoma State
Florida
Temple
Stanford

Damn business travel. Missed the Thursday game. Probably would have picked Pitt at home anyway.
Clemson
Texas Tech
Georgia
Temple
Washington State

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Missed Thursday game as well. I actually had UNC in my family pick 'em

North Carolina
Clemson
Texas Tech
Florida
Notre Dame
Washington State

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

Clemson
Texas Tech
Georgia
Temple
Stanford

Clemson -10.5 at North Carolina State - Clemson
Oklahoma State -2.5 at Texas Tech - OK State
Florida -2.5 vs Georgia - Georgia. I want all the Gators around me to lose their fucking smugness for a week.
Notre Dame -9.5 at Temple - Irish
Stanford -12.5 at Washington State - Stanford.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.