Hokies 26 Eagles 10

BilldozerVT won a half marathon Saturday.

Guys, I ran a half marathon this morning in 1:16:38 (1st place).

Film reviews to come Monday. Until then, discuss my half marathon victory below.

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seems legit

Chances of getting to Charlotte doubled again. 7 in less than 65,000!

Winnar!

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Bill runs half marathon (~13 miles). Hokies score 13 first half points.
Bill's final time is 1:16:38. Hokies win by 16.

Illuminati.

You know what you must do now, the morning of every game day.

"Exit light..."

Were you watching the same game as me? I could have sworn we had 20 1st half points... ;)

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

(offensive) points

Mind got derailed from that discussion on the open thread. Whatever. Illuminati.

"Exit light..."

I'll tell you what Billdozer needed to be more aggressive in the last 6.5 miles of that half marathon. Someone needs to get after him about that.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I can ride alongside him in my car, shouting through a megaphone. Would that help?

"Exit light..."

Couldn't hurt.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Maybe he needs this guy and his spatula

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

BILL AINT RACED NOBODY YET, PAWWWLLLL!!

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

And that finishing line tape just snapped when he hit it. Never seen such soft defense. Break, but don't bend.

"Exit light..."

@hokie_rd

enhance...

REPRESENT

I did get a couple "GO HOKIES" during the race, despite being deep in B1G country.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

First you go around with an awesome name, then making incredible videos, what's next? Winning races?

@hokie_rd

whered you run at?

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Monster Dash Half Marathon, St Paul, MN.

Could have used your weather expertise to tell me it was going to be cold and rainy the whole time!

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

My fiance and I ran in St. Paul for about an hour the weekend we played Purdue. We weren't in an organized race, but there was a beer festival in one of the parks.

So I'm confused -- were you running a marathon, or were you running to get to the park before the beer ran out?

We were in town for a wedding. We ran to the dog park from the NE corner of the city. We sorta stumbled upon the beer fest on the way back. Throwing that out there for any conspiracy theories about running in St. Paul tying into Hokie victories.

We don't approach 'Dozer in any sort of skill level (The fiance can cover the distance, but neither of us are nearly as fast).

go drink surly beer ... toppling goliath if you can find it too. for me.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

When we realized how cold and crappy the weather was, we almost decided to skip the race and head over to their brewery.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

surly is a real treat.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Huh so that explains the stories I heard of the adult film star winning some kind of road race today

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I heard Dana Holgorsen got a haircut and ran a half marathon. True/False?

#SECSPEED

Cool. So about the game?

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

Good things happened.
Good things stopped happening.
Bad things happened.
Bad things stopped happening.
VicTory!

"Exit light..."

Perfect!

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

Houshmazilly?

Cham-pion-ship

Well then, who needs film?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Only half?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Phreak won a full marathon. Just sayin'

And I heard that dozer completely copied his training regimen of running long distances that Phreak was totally using first, and didn't even give him any credit.

exit light

Are your feet size 4?

Those racing flats are low profile and lightweight but still, they are a size 10.5. That photo makes it looked like I have hulk sized legs.

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

BillDozer... more like BillSprinter. <6 pace for a half. Dayum.

I ran 5 miles in the rain this morning... I consider that a victory of sorts.

Wiley, Brown, Russell, Drakeford, Gray, Banks, Prioleau, Charleton, Midget, Bird, McCadam, Pile, Hall, Green, Fuller, Williams, Hamilton, Rouse, Flowers, Harris, Chancellor, Carmichael, Hosley, Fuller, Exum, Jarrett

I have a car. Running that far just seems nonsensical.

Go Hokies. Fuck BC.

ps - I loathe Matt Ryan

Hahaha, and here my goal is just to finish a half in under 2 hours in a couple weeks. Always gotta be someone out there to crush my Olympic dreams. To be honest, I should really just be happy my completely unathletic self doesn't (always) fall down when I run.

Congrats, man, that is a fucking phenomenal pace. You've given me motivation to be outside in the cold November rain this morning for my training run.

any word on Riley's injury? I know it's too early for official news, but I can't even find any #sources references.

I didn't think guys who spent their time editing together videos were supposed to be athletes. You just may cause a rift in the space time continuum. Congrats.

i drank 26 beers yesterday, so take that.

congrats.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Wade Boggs?

Nice job, Dozer. I ran a raleigh 1/2 in Sept in 1:37:45 and thought I was booking it.

Great Job...maybe I will catch up to you guys soon.. I PR'd my last half -Marine Corps Half in Jax FL - 1:47:22.

Don't feel bad. The Marines expect everyone else to run.

Why is Mike London photobombing the coaches's handshake in the first picture?

Just making sure they don't try to take any timeouts into the locker room.

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers