This picture of Danny Coale and HD at ACC football kickoff barely beat out these pictures of the Frankinator golfing for this week's caption.
via BeamerBall.com
I have a couple of quick announcements today, with more to come in August. By Monday the site should be running on an upgraded server. There's still three days left in July, but so far it's been the most heavily trafficked month of the off season. There's been over 25,000 unique visitors and 50,000 page views! By comparison, last July 4,500 unique visitors stopped by TKP. I'm anticipating the traffic will continue to grow so I want to make sure the computing power is there. Also, Magduffs is working on some new drapes to hang up next week. Thank you guys and girls for contributing your thoughts and making TKP one of the best Hokies communities online!
Anyways, it's Friday, Fri-Day, gonna caption the image on Friday, Hokie football in only six more weekends, week-ends!
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Not open?
I am uncomfortable with someone so close. I require 15 yards of personal space.
So Danny
HD: On a scale of 1 to 7Eleven how open are you?
DC: Jenna Jameson.
i can't think of a clever caption, but i did have two friends run into Frank on the golf course at Fauquier Springs last summer
Why
"Why am I talking to Heather Dinich? Get Pat Forde or Mark Schlabach in here! She's just going to misinterpret or pick Miami and Florida State to play in the ACC Championship Game AGAIN this year just like every year!"-
HD- So Danny, what do you think of Tech's chances this year against a resurgent Miami squad and Georgia Tech? They could provide some stiff competition...
DC- "No they can't because they can't catch me. You see Heather, I'm like 7-11: 'I'm not always doing business but I AM ALWAYS OPEN.' We will destroy each and I will continue to stand in this rather formal pose with my jersey on all season because I am the man. You need to realize that I should be a first team all-ACC receiver because I actually catch the ball unlike many of your votes...also, make a pick that is actually correct this year, please."
Hey is that..
DC: I'd like to swing those vintage golf clubs on the wall behind you. Did you know I can drive a golf ball over 300 yards? 19 ypc is my goal this year.
not feeling clever, but ADHD at work so...
HD: Are you the Honey Badger?
DC: No -but I don't care... I don't give a shi...
Danny Coale wearing the official uniform of our "Khaki-Out" game
Can we do this over Skype?
I only get turned on when I look at you via webcam.
So I hear..
HD: So I hear that in addition to catching balls in wide open space, you are also sharing some of the punting duties this year?
DC: I also mow the field, serve concessions at half, and am the 3rd deep Right Tackle
I'm just gonna throw this out there...
r.e. HD... I'd hit it.
lmao
HD's videos are so much better when you mute them and close your eyes. too bad DC couldn't mute her IRL
HD: You see Danny...
I attended a Big 10 school, never played a down of football in my life, and I'm like 5'2"...oh, and a woman. And THAT'S why I'm an expert on the ACC.
DC: Er...yeah....sureeeeee....it's starting to make sense to me now. THAT'S why you think Duke has better receivers than us and then completely reverse your decision for no reason a month later. You just got COALE'D!
DC gets the scoop...
As well as being a WR/Punter extraordinaire, Danny Coale is also an ace investigative reporter. Here Danny and his photographer expose Heather Dinich as a highly sophisticated android, controlled by an ESPN technician.
Pardon me, but
as a butt person, I must say:
I like Coale's butt and I cannot lie!!
oh... The things I'd do to touch his strong gluteus maximus :)
this one is def for the ladies.
DC looking good. this is a VERY good angle on him. #SUPBOO #FORREALTHISTIME
HD: *don't look at his butt...don't look at his butt...don't look at his butt*..."uh, um...so...wha"
DC: "you just looked at my butt, didn't you?"
HD: *sigh* "yes."